Anyone got Moureens number?

[Socrates]

I just can't be arsed replying to your lies, your attempts to play mind games, your efforts to buy affection and friendship then keep it by control and emotional manipulation and playing the role of martyr and some type of jilted lover as victim of some relationship that never existed.

aha

[john68]

[center]APOLOGIES[/center]

I think an apology is in order for the shit that went on earlier, especially to Lee R for well and truly fucking up his thread and to others who had to trawl through the sewage to post on topic.
At the time, I took the decision that the issue had been dragging on for too long and needed to be finally ended one way or another. In hindsight, maybe not the best decision I have ever taken.

Note to self....next time someone chucks a hook in with a worm attached....don't bite....Should know better at my age.

Again, MY APOLOGIES.....Please don't waste more of this thread by adding any comment to this post.

you're all twats...so am I ...carry on....:-)

Thanks
John

[Socrates]

[center]APOLOGIES[/center]

I think an apology is in order for the shit that went on earlier, especially to Lee R for well and truly fucking up his thread and to others who had to trawl through the sewage to post on topic.
At the time, I took the decision that the issue had been dragging on for too long and needed to be finally ended one way or another. In hindsight, maybe not the best decision I have ever taken.

Note to self....next time someone chucks a hook in with a worm attached....don't bite....Should know better at my age.

Again, MY APOLOGIES.....Please don't waste more of this thread by adding any comment to this post.

you're all twats...so am I ...carry on....:-)

Thanks
John

I did the same - let loose on here when he did the same to me. I already knew what he had been saying behind my back and thought people should be warned what he is like, however futile I knew that attempt would be. Maybe now it isn't just me the penny will drop with people. And it was me that paid for the fucking lobster dinners, mine on the Saturday and his on the Sunday so I'm not fucking apologising for anything.

[john68]

Socs,
I appreciate you had a previous incident which you got some flak for but for my part, I think more than enough has been said. I'm not sure how good/bad the cabaret was but maybe the board has.been imposed on enough and it should finished.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Socs,
I appreciate you had a previous incident which you got some flak for but for my part, I think more than enough has been said. I'm not sure how good/bad the cabaret was but maybe the board has.been imposed on enough and it should finished.

I've been checking in half hourly for this, don't stop on our account :)

[Im_Spartacus]

I've been checking in half hourly for this, don't stop on our account :)

+1

[Alioune DVToure]

And it was me that paid for the fucking lobster dinners, mine on the Saturday and his on the Sunday so I'm not fucking apologising for anything.

Wahey!

I think it only works as an aphrodisiac if you both eat it at once.

Surely you can see why we all found lobstergate funny, and it was quite provident of Mancio to throw the anecdote into that rant. He's not as naive as he makes out.

None of you need to apologise or worry. It's a spat on a website for fuck's sake (and an entertaining one at that). Life goes on.

[Dunnylad]

Why do I feel like we're all stood around in a big circle shouting "fight fight fight" desperately hoping someone doesn't wade in and break it all up, despite the fact they will as we're making so much noise

[aaron bond]

I've been checking in half hourly for this, don't stop on our account :)

+1

+2

Keep it going!

:-)

[Cocacolajojo1]

Wahey!

I think it only works as an aphrodisiac if you both eat it at once.

Surely you can see why we all found lobstergate funny, and it was quite provident of Mancio to throw the anecdote into that rant. He's not as naive as he makes out.

None of you need to apologise or worry. It's a spat on a website for fuck's sake (and an entertaining one at that). Life goes on.

I get your point but it's pretty obvious that this is bigger than a spat on the internet. There's some serious sociopathing going on here and I would also feel ashamed if I had been subjected to that, although I wouldn't say that John or soccs have anything to be ashamed of.

It is what it is. In the end Were all here because we're curious about other people. Otherwise we'd be happy discussing city with our mates in real life or in my case with myself. That curiosity sometimes leads to strange situations. This being one of them.

I think this thread was bittersweet. Entertaining but also absurd.

And does anyone have his telephone number?

[Ted Hughes]

But I'm a bit naive so what is a 'lobster dinner' ?

[kinkylola]

fuck me you europeans take the forums seriously!

That'll teach me to jump to the end of a thread that I haven't visited in awhile, are there any other hidden gems buried in otherwise boring and played out threads?

Also, Mourinho will not be coming to city.

[carl_feedthegoat]

If there were no spats or piss takes then forums like this would not last a minute.
You should have seen the spats 11 years ago amongst us all,this was when internet was new for most people here and it was a real treat I tell you.

Lobestergate will live long in the memory though.

[kinkylola]

i'm happy that I was here for it ... any way to make this thread a classic and tuck it away somewhere so that it can be studied by future forum newcomers?

[Hazy2]

If there were no spats or piss takes then forums like this would not last a minute.
You should have seen the spats 11 years ago amongst us all,this was when internet was new for most people here and it was a real treat I tell you.

Lobestergate will live long in the memory though.

I bet Bingo is pissing himself at this, fuck me he would be ripping the piss out of Magio. Lostergate you could not make it up.That IS UUMUR

[Alex Sapphire]

But I'm a bit naive so what is a 'lobster dinner' ?

google "Occam's razor" (work safe)

[Cocacolajojo1]

If there were no spats or piss takes then forums like this would not last a minute.
You should have seen the spats 11 years ago amongst us all,this was when internet was new for most people here and it was a real treat I tell you.

Lobestergate will live long in the memory though.

On the Carl-o-Scale from 1 Carl to 10 Carls, what would you give it?

[Original Dub]

If there were no spats or piss takes then forums like this would not last a minute.
You should have seen the spats 11 years ago amongst us all,this was when internet was new for most people here and it was a real treat I tell you.

Lobestergate will live long in the memory though.

You said it mate.

I wouldn't even bother having a spat these days. Out of respect for all the proper spats that went before.

Back then, cunts were real cunts.

[carl_feedthegoat]

If there were no spats or piss takes then forums like this would not last a minute.
You should have seen the spats 11 years ago amongst us all,this was when internet was new for most people here and it was a real treat I tell you.

Lobestergate will live long in the memory though.

On the Carl-o-Scale from 1 Carl to 10 Carls, what would you give it?

A good 8 out of 10.

Soccs got back some cred there with the "who payed for the fuckign Lobster" bit.

[Swales4ever]

Ok. Patience and tolerance are over.

mr. John,

as a son of a severely demented parent, I have learnt to pay special respect and mercy for the merciless devastation which neural degeneration may cause to elder and previously smart, lovely minds. I still miss to be informed of what cause has brought, in the short of 2 months time, to turn a documented and witnesses friendship into criminal offences but it is now irrelevant.

as well as it is not particularly relevant, the embarrassing attitude of someone who keep making a foul of himself, trying to portray documented and witnesses acts of neutral friendship as if they were homosexual abuses or attempts thereof. I have stood a whole life up to fight for the parity in dignity for every category of human beings, hence I do not take any offence at being implied homo rather than heterosexual, nor as I would implied black, yellow, white or red skinned. As an atheist, I may have a slight distress at being implied as believer in whatsoever form of organized superstition, but that's quite marginal as well.

WHAT IS RELEVANT and constitutes CRIMINAL OFFENCE, easy to be proven on Court, is the attempt at trading to the public domain the assumption that an honest professional, who bases the continuity of his professional services and the prosperity of twelve families relying upon the integrity of his reputation, is a lair and even worse someone trying to organize a contemporary version of marketed slavery.
This forum is public, can easily browsed all over the world by competitors of my firm and in general, by vicious people carrying interests competitive with those of my firm and its employees, who I must assume certainly smartest, faster reacting and more used to profitable syllogisms than a cab driver desperate at making, I do not know what silly point, in front of his former school mates. As well as the website embodies several images of myself, which can be easily linked with the criminal offences defined above and used for nastier and dirtier and more damaging uses than what a crook hidden in a Thai hole may even imagine to do.

As a result thereby, while I confirm all intentions to let You have the final word and free permanently myself from the warm, friendly and polite embrace of the self proclaimed superior communitarian attitude of few Northern Britons as opposed to the proclaimed arrogant and cynical manners of the Southerners, several of whom I am proud to count among the most reliable friends of mine since very long,
I AM COMPELLED TO:

a) firmly invite and kindly beg, the websites Moderators to delete, promptly, all the posts on page 10 above which can be used to pose illegal damages to my personal and professional, adamant reputation, firm, its shareholders and employees.
b) give formal (informally granted that we are communicating through a web forum) NOTICE OF WARNING to Mr. John68, to stop with immediate effect from publicizing ungrounded and unfaithful personal opinions which may cause severe morale damages to my professional reputation and, therefore, to lead to serious damages to the interests of my firm, its shareholders and employees.

FAILING THE ABOVE, I WILL BE FORCED TO INSTRUCT MY LEGAL UK CORRESPONDENTS TO ACT ACCORDINGLY.

As I previously stated, I am aware that the main fault because this silly situation has gone overboard, is due to my incapability to understand the way how to properly interact with people who have shaped their behaviours in order to live a parallel, alternative life, hidden within the virtuality. I am moved by the will of taking the only sensed decision as a logical consequence.
As well as I have not taken any action to recover the damages arised from mr. Socrates "offhand behaviuors", I wish I will not be forced to take any action to preserve the interests explained above. BUT I MUST CONFIRM, that I will be compelled to react promptly and effectively to any further criminal offence I will be made target thereof.

I take the occasion to warmly and friendly salute the several persons who have offered their sympathy to me on here and on occasion of my visits to beloved Manchester: I am fortunate enough to have the phone number of few of them and do invite anyone interested to make acquittance with the real me to PM their email contacts to me: I will be proud and delighted to create further occasions of sharing the common passion for the Blues with the many sensed people resident on here in the real world and I won't fail to keep good record of anyone interested, while I will be browsing the forum in order to ensure that it won't be no longer used to pose criminal offences to me as person and a professional, nor any potential cause of damages to the interests I do professionally represent.

I am extremely sad at being forced to part from a Community I strongly felt and strongly wanted to be part of but, as You say, I have paid my dues, and I cannot seen any worth in continue to force my path towards where I am still perceived as a rabid dog after three and a half years, few trips paid to present me in person, resulted in being cheated, my sentiments distorted and my personality misrepresented in shame and dishonour.

Sorry everyone. well, most of You, Lads.

Roger