Anyone got Moureens number?

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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:33 pm

zuricity wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I think all foreigners should be vetted vefore being allowed on this site.

Can I head that department please?


You can vet the women.


Some of the women round here need a good vet.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:34 pm

zuricity wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I think all foreigners should be vetted vefore being allowed on this site.

Can I head that department please?


You can vet the women.


I prefer doctors and Nurses.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:46 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I think all foreigners should be vetted vefore being allowed on this site.

Can I head that department please?


You can vet the women.


I prefer doctors and Nurses.


I said, Carl can vet the women , you can vet the badgers
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:06 pm

mcfc1632 wrote:??? I am sure that I keep hearing adverts on talkshite about a number for Moureen - 118212 or something like that - so sorry John - your research needs more effort


check page 1, first reply to this thread. should have been locked then...
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby bigblue » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:35 pm

Mancio,

I understand that you may or may not have connections into the free labor market and/or related segments. I am interested in evaluating opportunities to enter this market and would like to humbly inquire upon your exquisite and vast expertise on the matter.

Regards,
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Original Dub » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:57 pm

Sweet lamb.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:10 pm

Original Dub wrote:Sweet lamb.


ok Hazy2 can vet the lamb, cos Carls doing the women.


He's probably vetting them too. Although I doubt if he's put any money on the results , like that other guy in the Chumps league thread
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Alex Sapphire » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:19 pm

zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I think all foreigners should be vetted vefore being allowed on this site.

Can I head that department please?


You can vet the women.


I prefer doctors and Nurses.


I said, Carl can vet the women , you can vet the badgers


who's checking for horse DNA?
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:22 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I think all foreigners should be vetted vefore being allowed on this site.

Can I head that department please?


You can vet the women.


I prefer doctors and Nurses.


I said, Carl can vet the women , you can vet the badgers


who's checking for horse DNA?


I read that sentence so fast , one eye on the 2-0 , i thought you had written whore's DNA !
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:29 pm

And to think 3 months ago I told him how much easier his posts would be if he cut out the 1st two paragraphs of each one, as they were normally just an old boy reach around. Now it's sounding like a 419 scam gone wrong.

Ah well Mancio, if you need a friend fly me over for the Chelsea game and I'll take you for some lobster.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Alex Sapphire » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:29 pm

zuricity wrote:
I read that sentence so fast , one eye on the 2-0 ,


yeah Blackpool are suffering the backlash after Leeds defeat at ours
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby bigblue » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:31 pm

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Ah well Mancio, if you need a friend fly me over for the Chelsea game and I'll take you for some lobster.


eh, lobster isn't even in season for another month or so
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Alex Sapphire » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:32 pm

bigblue wrote:
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Ah well Mancio, if you need a friend fly me over for the Chelsea game and I'll take you for some lobster.


eh, lobster isn't even in season for another month or so


where you from? 1986?
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:34 pm

bigblue wrote:
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Ah well Mancio, if you need a friend fly me over for the Chelsea game and I'll take you for some lobster.


eh, lobster isn't even in season for another month or so


12 months a year here in sunny Punta Cana.

I think Ill invite soccs and Mancio over...but Im not paying.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:11 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:
zuricity wrote:
I read that sentence so fast , one eye on the 2-0 ,


yeah Blackpool are suffering the backlash after Leeds defeat at ours


yeah we get regular coverage of the Championship over here , sure as hell beats the diving and cheating and tiki taki of the
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby dazby » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:22 am

Classic.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:28 am

bigblue wrote:
eh, lobster isn't even in season for another month or so


I'll bring it with me from sunny brisbane!
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby mcfc1632 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:12 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
mcfc1632 wrote:??? I am sure that I keep hearing adverts on talkshite about a number for Moureen - 118212 or something like that - so sorry John - your research needs more effort


check page 1, first reply to this thread. should have been locked then...



should have reailsed - it was too obvious
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:39 am

zuricity wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Sweet lamb.


ok Hazy2 can vet the lamb, cos Carls doing the women.


He's probably vetting them too. Although I doubt if he's put any money on the results , like that other guy in the Chumps league thread



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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby lets all have a disco » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:19 pm

Terrible read.


It's threads like this that make me fell like starting a goodbye thread in the nipples and tassels.
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