Was Yaya's Migraine A Fake?

[Green & Blue]

Someone mentioned in the Summer clear out thread could we lose one of the spine of Kompany, Yaya and Aguero.

Well Yaya could be your man.

[Beefymcfc]

Is this Chinners Bollox?

[Chinners]

My instinctive reaction was that he can go and that has not changed. No man is bigger than the club. For some reason I trust the board on what they are doing and if not caving into Yaya and hos agent is club policy then thats fine by me.

Exactly how I feel

Get a grip the pair of you ... it's his agent ... in the Sun FFS

My mate knows David Silva's agent who said that Silva wants to return to Spain one day ... Do you want him gone as well????

[Dubciteh]

Nothing to see here,pic was from a few weeks ago!

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Im not one to start rumours or spread them but my mate lives in london and was at a party on Sunday night and got a pic with yaya and sent it to me. Some sort of brazilian party stroke concert, not sure as havent spoke to my mate apart from the pic. He's not really interested in the premier league so he is not one to make stuff up, he was just delighted to get a pic with yaya more than try and wind me up.

The paps in London must be kicking themselves over that one.

[Scatman]

Someone mentioned in the Summer clear out thread could we lose one of the spine of Kompany, Yaya and Aguero.

That someone was wrong

[MilnersJaw]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

[carl_feedthegoat]

You have to be quite an actor to fake a proper migraine. The Sun prints shit. The agent has a track record of talking bollocks. Adding conspiracy theories to the mix really isn't helpful.

Women fake migrains all the time , its not an art. All papers print shit , but not all papers print quotes otherwise they get fucked over if found out to be false.

The agent has been quoted and now its up to Yaya to say something as he cannot have his agent running around continually talking shite - unless there is some truth to the story.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

Can you translate this into English please, I've tried Google translate but had no luck.

[Original Dub]

Women fake migrains all the time , its not an art. All papers print shit , but not all papers print quotes otherwise they get fucked over if found out to be false.

The agent has been quoted and now its up to Yaya to say something as he cannot have his agent running around continually talking shite - unless there is some truth to the story.

He'll say something when it's sorted. This is the role of the agent.

He is lazy as hell when he wants to be, but the ultimate big game player.

Let it run its course, because one way or the other these lads will sort out our transfer policy.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

[london blue 2]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

Can you translate this into English please, I've tried Google translate but had no luck.

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed = Yaya is a lazy cunt
I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed = last season he played a shit game and he got subbed
the same game we wasn't winning either = we lost that game

[CTID Hants]

The agent has been quoted and now its up to Yaya to say something as he cannot have his agent running around continually talking shite - unless there is some truth to the story.

From what I can see Franjo Vranjkovic of Fristeleven-ism is actually Yaya's agent NOT Dimitri Seluk (or Selcuk).

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/yaya- ... 13091.html

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/first ... _1181.html

I don't know how reliable this site is as a source but it looks the part? I or it could be wrong though I guess?

[Foreverinbluedreams]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

Can you translate this into English please, I've tried Google translate but had no luck.

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed = Yaya is a lazy cunt
I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed = last season he played a shit game and he got subbed
the same game we wasn't winning either = we lost that game

Thanks mate, appreciate it. I wonder what game he's referring to.

[london blue 2]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

Can you translate this into English please, I've tried Google translate but had no luck.

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed = Yaya is a lazy cunt
I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed = last season he played a shit game and he got subbed
the same game we wasn't winning either = we lost that game

Thanks mate, appreciate it. I wonder what game he's referring to.

Arsenal away i believe

[Foreverinbluedreams]

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed. I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed. the same game we wasn't winning either.

Can you translate this into English please, I've tried Google translate but had no luck.

might have just been that he couldn't he arsed = Yaya is a lazy cunt
I remember last season when we looked we slipped behind and it looked like we might lose to the swamp. He pretended to be injured so he was subbed = last season he played a shit game and he got subbed
the same game we wasn't winning either = we lost that game

Thanks mate, appreciate it. I wonder what game he's referring to.

Arsenal away i believe

That was the game when he was on for less than 20 minutes before Song took him down which led to an injury which forced him off. Surely he can't be referring to that?

[london blue 2]

That was the game when he was on for less than 20 minutes before Song took him down which led to an injury which forced him off. Surely he can't be referring to that?

Ah maybe not then.

[carl_feedthegoat]

The agent has been quoted and now its up to Yaya to say something as he cannot have his agent running around continually talking shite - unless there is some truth to the story.

From what I can see Franjo Vranjkovic of Fristeleven-ism is actually Yaya's agent NOT Dimitri Seluk (or Selcuk).

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/yaya- ... 13091.html

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/first ... _1181.html

I don't know how reliable this site is as a source but it looks the part? I or it could be wrong though I guess?

I dug this up

Seluk is not just Toure’s agent. Yaya calls him ‘dad’ to indicate how close they are. They speak in Russian, Seluk’s native tongue which Yaya speaks fluently.

[BobbyJ1956]

Most footballers are mercenaries, to a degree, and neither YaYa nor his brother have any ties to Manchester. OK, Kompany will likely see out his playing career at City with his wife being local, Zabaleta enjoys living in Manchester (Cheshire, anyway) and going to his chippy, and Silva, Aguero, & Tevez (now) seem settled. But none of them would accept even as little as 20,000 a week, let alone workmen's wages. When you're on 150,000 a week you're rich for life, and then it does become about the "challenge", or perceived personal slights, or just where you are: would you rather be in Paris (with PSG) or the Northern Quarter? The days of the Tom Finneys are long gone.

[DoomMerchant]

The agent has been quoted and now its up to Yaya to say something as he cannot have his agent running around continually talking shite - unless there is some truth to the story.

From what I can see Franjo Vranjkovic of Fristeleven-ism is actually Yaya's agent NOT Dimitri Seluk (or Selcuk).

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/yaya- ... 13091.html

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/first ... _1181.html

I don't know how reliable this site is as a source but it looks the part? I or it could be wrong though I guess?

I dug this up

Seluk is not just Toure’s agent. Yaya calls him ‘dad’ to indicate how close they are. They speak in Russian, Seluk’s native tongue which Yaya speaks fluently.

amazeballs. Yr not half bad when you try. i was about to start a "What does CARL do?" thread, but i'm not going to now.

[BookJunior]

I agree with the comments about being ready to let him go / hold him to contract etc, but is it just possible he really did have a migraine?

p.s. Glad to have MCF back. I've really been missing it.