Where are you for the derby?

[Sister of fu]

Well, bit of a confession to make here. I got offered a free ticket by my mate. She once got us a box at City through her work, so I gave my SC to someone else, and had a look at the posh seats and sampled the free scran.

Would've been happy to accept that at The Death Star, but when she said 'it's in somewhere called the Stretford End, do you know where that is?' - I thought better of it. Cannot imagine myself keeping schtum v the scum for 90 (or 100+ - if they need it) minutes. Someone would get battered, and she'd probably not forgive me if it was her.

So I was gonna watch it at some mates' house - a rag free zone. BUT NOW THE PONCES WANT TO WATCH IT IN A BLOODY COCKTAIL BAR IN CHORLTON!!!!

WHO DOES THAT? EH? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

You know who you are.

You could have been a bus wanker and come to mine but alas a wine bar it is.......

[BoroBlue]

Out in the local in Middlesbrough getting a few sneck lifters down me looking forward to a trip to laaandan Sunday!!

[PoC]

In a pub full of rags who never go in Wolverhampton :(

[Alioune DVToure]

Will be watching on my computer at work. It's a good thing I have two screens.

Can you really not go 90 minutes without sticking some porn on?

[Nigels Tackle]

diluting a pub full of rags in kingston

[Dawnherts]

At home in Hertfordshire with my usual rag friends and me in my Champs shirt! Game on!

[Chopper]

Sat on the settee with a cold Tecate in my clutch.

Fearing the fucking worst

[Dunnylad]

Just got Now TV working with a free Twitter trial - me & the lad well up for it :D

[Herb]

In a hotel bar in West Sussex where I'm working this week. I'd expected it to be chocka with plastic rags but, oddly enough, it's a mix of arse and chelski fans with a dipper bartender thrown in for good measure - and they all want to see the rags get stuffed. I just hope we can oblige!