Luis Suarez

[Goaters 103]

Ted - how many feckin "Im not happy, I want out" tantrums have we absorbed from Tevez over the years? Throw in the latest set of motoring offences, extra marital shenanigans and the 5 month piss off back to Argentina where he basically urinated on the club and publically courted AC Milan, and Im afraid he tops all comers.

I dont care whether Carols got on with Mancini or not, it isnt their job to go out on dates ffs, but when the manager tells you to do something, you do it - especially when you are being paid £170k a week by the club.

Anyone else notice when we won the FA Cup Tevez chucked aside City scarfs that were handed to him, and instead focused on his Argentina flag. I despise the fact he lifted the Cup for us as it should have been Kompany doing it.

Thats not to defend Suarez who too is a total arsewipe, but in a contest of who's the biggest shitbag in terms of behaviour towards ones own club, I think Carlos may just clinch it. Ill never forgive the c**t for what he did to my club, nor will I ever forget it and the sooner he is gone, the better.

Well said pal!

I can Somehow tolerate him when he's producing the goods on the field (especially as others aren't!) but I'm with you lad, I won't forgive him.
You said all the reasons there

The debate wasn't about forgiving Tevez, it was whether it's fair to class him alongside Suarez.

Have another look at the videos above. They are about 5% of Suarez deeds.

Classing Tevez alongside Suarez, is like classing Ron Wood alongside Gary Glitter; yes Ron dumped his Mrs & started hanging around with younger girls, but there is a big big fucking difference .

Ted, I do believe after yesterday that I stand very much corrected and you are right - Suarez is indeed even lower than I could have dreamt possible!

[Chinners]

[Alex Sapphire]

[mr_nool]

Didn't even know about the Defoe one till last night, which is a story in itself. But Defoe should have got a lengthy ban and just because he didn't doesn't mean Suarez shouldn't get one. After all, two wrongs don't make a right. And let's remember, Suarez is a [highlight]cereal offender[/highlight]!

Luis "Captain Crunch" Suarez.

[Alioune DVToure]

it just doesnt stop.

That's a good challenge for me.

[Dunne's Half-Time Pint]

It's poor and he'll be banned but, to be frank, it's not the worst thing imaginable. I think it's far more dangerous (and so unprofessional) when players go in for the old "long jumper entering the pit" challenge or go over the top of the ball when an opponent is committed to a clearance.

Suarez is obviously a bit weird but it's not like biting is on a different planet to headbutting, spitting, elbows, eye gouges and stamping, all of which I've seen at almost every level of sport. It's definitely not as bad as racism.

5 match ban, Liverpool delighted as richer clubs are deterred from lifting their best player.

[Sideshow Bob]

It's poor and he'll be banned but, to be frank, it's not the worst thing imaginable. I think it's far more dangerous (and so unprofessional) when players go in for the old "long jumper entering the pit" challenge or go over the top of the ball when an opponent is committed to a clearance.

Suarez is obviously a bit weird but it's not like biting is on a different planet to headbutting, spitting, elbows, eye gouges and stamping, all of which I've seen at almost every level of sport. It's definitely not as bad as racism.

5 match ban, Liverpool delighted as richer clubs are deterred from lifting their best player.

biting is MILES away from headbutting, elbowing, spitting, etc. biting is what animals and small children do when angry or frightened. for a grown man, it's fucking mental.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Heard a rumour that the FA are thinking of taking away his teeth for 6 games....

[Tru_Blu]

Well.. if we are gonna sign him.. at least we know hes hungry.

:/

LMFAO

[Blue Since 76]

Apparently the FA aren't going to charge Ivanovic over his clear elbow into Suarez's face.

[phips]

the cannibal of Anfield

[Dunne's Half-Time Pint]

It's poor and he'll be banned but, to be frank, it's not the worst thing imaginable. I think it's far more dangerous (and so unprofessional) when players go in for the old "long jumper entering the pit" challenge or go over the top of the ball when an opponent is committed to a clearance.

Suarez is obviously a bit weird but it's not like biting is on a different planet to headbutting, spitting, elbows, eye gouges and stamping, all of which I've seen at almost every level of sport. It's definitely not as bad as racism.

5 match ban, Liverpool delighted as richer clubs are deterred from lifting their best player.

biting is MILES away from headbutting, elbowing, spitting, etc. biting is what animals and small children do when angry or frightened. for a grown man, it's fucking mental.

I've been elbowed, stamped on, headbutted and spat at (Charity shield - direct hit). I was most upset about the spitting - for about a day - then I realised that I didn't need to have my nose straightened or deal with a fractured eye socket.

There's no suggestion that Ivanovic is actually hurt or Suarez has done a Mike Tyson is there? If not, I stand by my view that biting is not on a different planet - for me, you can measure how bad an assault is by the intent and the damage. Suarez's intent is unclear - because he's tapped - but the damage is minor and I'm prepared to bet that if Ivanovic had to choose between this and a smashed up face, he'd take the nibble. Eye gouging is definitely worse.

I'm right as well about Pool's reaction - Ian Ayre's flown home to announce that he's a great player, his future is not in question and they hope he'll see out his 4 year deal.

[DoomMerchant]

I've been elbowed, stamped on, headbutted and spat at (Charity shield - direct hit). I was most upset about the spitting - for about a day - then I realised that I didn't need to have my nose straightened or deal with a fractured eye socket.

There's no suggestion that Ivanovic is actually hurt or Suarez has done a Mike Tyson is there? If not, I stand by my view that biting is not on a different planet - for me, you can measure how bad an assault is by the intent and the damage. Suarez's intent is unclear - because he's tapped - but the damage is minor and I'm prepared to bet that if Ivanovic had to choose between this and a smashed up face, he'd take the nibble. Eye gouging is definitely worse.

I'm right as well about Pool's reaction - Ian Ayre's flown home to announce that he's a great player, his future is not in question and they hope he'll see out his 4 year deal.

My wife loves to bite me. And she's not a racist jerk.

Related, we watched Django yesterday afternoon. Really good movie. Suarez should have to watch it everyday for a year.

[Dunne's Half-Time Pint]

I've been elbowed, stamped on, headbutted and spat at (Charity shield - direct hit). I was most upset about the spitting - for about a day - then I realised that I didn't need to have my nose straightened or deal with a fractured eye socket.

There's no suggestion that Ivanovic is actually hurt or Suarez has done a Mike Tyson is there? If not, I stand by my view that biting is not on a different planet - for me, you can measure how bad an assault is by the intent and the damage. Suarez's intent is unclear - because he's tapped - but the damage is minor and I'm prepared to bet that if Ivanovic had to choose between this and a smashed up face, he'd take the nibble. Eye gouging is definitely worse.

I'm right as well about Pool's reaction - Ian Ayre's flown home to announce that he's a great player, his future is not in question and they hope he'll see out his 4 year deal.

My wife loves to bite me. And she's not a racist jerk.

Related, we watched Django yesterday afternoon. Really good movie. Suarez should have to watch it everyday for a year.

That's because your head looks like ham.

[Beefymcfc]

Did anybody really believe he'd be charged? I'm gobsmacked that the FA even bothered. Toothless twats!

[zuricity]

I've been elbowed, stamped on, headbutted and spat at (Charity shield - direct hit). I was most upset about the spitting - for about a day - then I realised that I didn't need to have my nose straightened or deal with a fractured eye socket.

There's no suggestion that Ivanovic is actually hurt or Suarez has done a Mike Tyson is there? If not, I stand by my view that biting is not on a different planet - for me, you can measure how bad an assault is by the intent and the damage. Suarez's intent is unclear - because he's tapped - but the damage is minor and I'm prepared to bet that if Ivanovic had to choose between this and a smashed up face, he'd take the nibble. Eye gouging is definitely worse.

I'm right as well about Pool's reaction - Ian Ayre's flown home to announce that he's a great player, his future is not in question and they hope he'll see out his 4 year deal.

Isn't Ivanovic worried about Rabies though ?

[Dunne's Half-Time Pint]

I've been elbowed, stamped on, headbutted and spat at (Charity shield - direct hit). I was most upset about the spitting - for about a day - then I realised that I didn't need to have my nose straightened or deal with a fractured eye socket.

There's no suggestion that Ivanovic is actually hurt or Suarez has done a Mike Tyson is there? If not, I stand by my view that biting is not on a different planet - for me, you can measure how bad an assault is by the intent and the damage. Suarez's intent is unclear - because he's tapped - but the damage is minor and I'm prepared to bet that if Ivanovic had to choose between this and a smashed up face, he'd take the nibble. Eye gouging is definitely worse.

I'm right as well about Pool's reaction - Ian Ayre's flown home to announce that he's a great player, his future is not in question and they hope he'll see out his 4 year deal.

Isn't Ivanovic worried about Rabies though ?

Pet passports and quarantine mate - rabies free since 1933 (or summat). Unless it's carried by Uruguayans as well as bats.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I'll tell you what, if someone buys this guy in the summer it could end up costing them an arm and a leg....

[steelsnail]

Do a search on YouTube for , pepe animal . Suarez looks quite tame in comparison . Not condoning him but there are some nasty/mental players about .

[freshie]

I'll tell you what, if someone buys this guy in the summer it could end up costing them an arm and a leg....

Any team that signs him will have bitten off more than they can chew