You're not a city fan if..........

[clawbaggio]

.....you don't hate David Pleat

[Blue Oli]

I hate it when people miss spell platt

[Chinners]

.....you don't hate David Pleat

... and his white fecking suit

[Pretty Boy Lee]

You don't still well up with tears watching that goal!

[Wonderwall]

If you didnt go home after watching the spurs 3-4 in the cup and wake up your whole family and talk them through what happened after having 13 beers and insist they get out of bed and watch it all again because you have recorded it. And when they don't do what you want, you make a point by watching the whole game again on your own and cheer every goal like its a live game.

[Slim]

If you didnt go home after watching the spurs 3-4 in the cup and wake up your whole family and talk them through what happened after having 13 beers and insist they get out of bed and watch it all again because you have recorded it. And when they don't do what you want, you make a point by watching the whole game again on your own and cheer every goal like its a live game.

And that story didn't inspire you to pull the game out and watch it again.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

And that story didn't inspire you to pull the game out and watch it again.

I would but it's on rotation through my boys team to show them not to ever quit.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

You're not setting off to Wembley this morning.

[london blue 2]

Dont wear the sky blue strip to wembley

[MR IMAINEROAD]

You're not a manic depressive...

[Pretty Boy Lee]

You're not setting off to Wembley this morning.

Harsh

[Blue Oli]

You're not setting off to Wembley this morning.

Harsh

very harsh for those setting off tomorrow morning too !

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

very harsh for those setting off tomorrow morning too !

Life is harsh.

What I really meant was "you're not a complete pisscan if you're not setting off for Wembley this morning"

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Life is harsh.

What I really meant was "you're not a complete pisscan if you're not setting off for Wembley this morning"

Too late I'm gutted :(

[Tokyo Blue]

...if you want rooney to play for us.

[CTID Hants]

...if you want rooney to play for us.

Scrabbling round looking for the 'like' button :-)

[Swales4ever]

if, deep in your heart, you ain't keen to a neverending rollercoaster, which in turn grants a neverending moaning.

[Blue Since 76]

...You haven't secretly enjoyed going from Champions to winning the Cock Up Cup in just 12 short months.

Losing on Saturday to a team who'll be relegated whilst failing to sack a manager properly - it feels like balance has been restored to the universe.

[london blue 2]

you didnt secretly fear that we would cock up on saturday and end up the laughing stock... AGAIN.

[Lev Bronstein]

... you haven't been through this sort of crap before