Summer transfer thread!

[zuricity]

I thought pick and roll was a cafe in Amsterdam.

Nah that's what someone does when they haven't cleaned their nose properly

[Cit.revenge]

Liverpool want Sunderland's Belgian goalkeeper Simon Mignolet to replace Pepe Reina, should the Spaniard depart this summer.

Chelsea face a test if they want to sign Edison Cavani- Napoli have put a price tag of £54m on him.

Sunderland have snapped up Lazio's Senegalese centre-back Modibo Diakité on a free.

Real Madrid striker Gonzalo Higuain has admitted he wants to move this summer and Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has been tracking the Argentina forward, while Juventus are also interested (The Mirror)
Lukas Podolski is a summer transfer target for Borussia Dortmund (The Sun)
Cesc Fàbregas will decide on his future next week. If he moves it will be back to Arsenal, who have first refusal. (Daily Mail)
The front page of French daily L’Equipe is linking Arsenal forward Gervinho with a move to Marseille. (L'Equipe)
QPR goalkeeper Julio Cesar admits he has had negotiations about moving to a Premier League club, believed to be Arsenal. (Mirror)
Liverpool will consider bidding for Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke should Luis Suarez force through his move to either Real Madrid or Atletico. (Daily Mail)
The 84-cap Italian midfielder and Roma captain Danielle de Rossi, 29, has opened talks ahead of a £10m move to Chelsea. (Express)Why the fuck we don't do anything here ?!?
Newly-promoted Crystal Palace have been linked with a move for West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie. (Club Call)
Napoli are apparently looking to add Everton’s Marouane Fellaini to their squad this summer. (Forza Italian Football)
Everton defender Johnny Heitinga appears keen to leave the Goodison Park club, with Turkish side Fenerbahce a possible destination, (The Sun) Do anybody think that Heitinga is no so bad to be a bench defender ?
Everton will have to pay up to £5m to get Martinez to replace David Moyes as manager and he wants to take a number of Wigan's players and staff with him to Goodison Park. (Mirror)
Maarten Stekelenburg, the Dutch international keeper, could move from Roma to Fulham for £3m next week. (Daily Mail)
Fulham are believed to be interested in a loan move for Liverpool winger Stewart Downing. (Sports Mole)
City are ready to "step up their interest" in Polish goalkeeper Grzegorz Sandomierski. (Mirror) wtf???
Sevilla have slapped an £8 million price tag on young midfielder and Liverpool target Luis Alberto (Touchline Talk)
Ghana defender Christian Atsu, 21, will not sign a new contract at Porto, increasing his chances of a £3m move to Liverpool. (Metro)
Jesus Navas has edged closer to joining Manchester City in a £25m deal, with his club Sevilla accepting he will move this summer. (The Sun)
Radamel Falcao has rejected Manchester City along with Manchester United and Chelsea to join Monaco (Mirror)
Carlos Tevez, a target for Juventus and Monaco, will meet the City hierachy next week to discover whether he has a future at the Etihad Stadium. (The Times)
Manchester United and City are competing to bring Cesc Fabregas back to the Premier League next season. (Daily Mail)
Tottenham winger Gareth Bale is an £80m target for City, Chelsea and Manchester United. (Mirror)
City are interested in Galatasaray's Brazilian midfielder Felipe Melo, 29, according to the player's agent. (Turkish Football)Why???
Manchester United are closing in on the signing of Benfica defender Ezequiel Garay for 20 million Euros (Club Call)
Monaco are set to test Manchester United with a £20m bid for Nani (Sports Vibe)FFS Platini u fucker!!!
Wayne Rooney has been told by Paris St-Germain that he can name his own terms for a £30m move to France and are ready to pay him £300,000 a week after tax. (Daily Express) Platini u idiot!!!
Italian champions Juventus want to sign Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez if they fail to land Real Madrid's Gonzalo Higuain. (Daily Star)
Monaco keen on Newcastle United star Yohan Cabaye and could launch a £20 million bid for him (Chronicle Live) This is getting ridiculous.
Monaco could make a surprise £10m move for Hatem Ben Arfa. (Sunderland Echo) What a surprise :)


Newcastle are being linked with a move for Portugal striker Eder. (Club Call)
Newcastle will reportedly bolster their striking options with a £12m bid for Vitesse Arnhem forward Wilfried Bony. (Sports Mole)
West Ham and Norwich are eyeing up Steven N'Zonzi after Stoke confirm his transfer request. (Express)
Southampton have reportedly not received an approach from Benfica for the services of boss Mauricio Pochettino. (Club Call)
Pochettino wants to make Valencia centre-back Victor Ruiz his first signing at St Mary's. (Squawka)
New Stoke manager Mark Hughes wants to make PSV Eindhoven's Erik Pieters his first signing in a £4m deal (Mirror) Here we go Stoke , down like a stone :)
New manager Mark Hughes is ready to raid QPR for winger Junior Hoilett in swap deal that sees Peter Crouch go the other way. (Fulham Chronicle)
Centre-back Modibo Diakité will move from Lazio to the Black Cats when his contract expires in June. (Sunderland Echo)
Swansea are keeping tabs on Alania Vladikavkaz's Bosnian international defender Ognjen Vranjes (Daily Star)
Laudrup is planning to pluck Arouna Kone from Wigan. (Daily Mail)
Laudrup is also interested in signing £12m-rated St Etienne striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. (Daily Mail)
Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas is considering a move for £10m-rated Benfica striker Rodrigo (The Mirror)
Tottenham will tell Gareth Bale that he is not for sale at any price but Real Madrid are set to test his resolve with a world record £85m bid for Bale. (The Times) £
David Bentley, William Gallas, Emmanuel Adebayor, Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Jake Livermore, Tom Huddlestone and Heurelho Gomes might all leave Tottenham this summer. (Daily Mail)
Wilfried Bony, a target for Steve Clarke, has more than 10 other clubs interested in signing him. (Birmingham Mail)
Jose Mourinho says he can turn Romelu Lukaku into the new Didier Drogba and will not loan him to West Brom again. (The Sun)
Joe Cole says Andy Carroll will be making a big mistake if he turns down West Ham, because Sam Allardyce's team are set up to play to the striker's strengths. (talkSPORT)

[Mase]

Whats bjj?

It's either being sucked off by two men at the same time or Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

I'm sure Jamie will confirm which one he is referring to.

[Alioune DVToure]

It's either being sucked off by two men at the same time or Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

I'm sure Jamie will confirm which one he is referring to.

It's when sucking people off is an assignment or, more broadly, what you do for a living.

[Chopper]

Whats bjj?

Hedge your bets,

Do Both

[Risby]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

[Nigels Tackle]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

that involves sucking off?

scott sinclair is a black belt

anyway back on topic...

i think we need to revoke phips man card

[Sideshow Bob]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

so it's not being sucked off by two men at the same time? i've been conned. off to get refund.

[Mase]

that involves sucking off?

scott sinclair is a black belt

Hahahaha!!

[Mase]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

Are you 100% sure? Cause I'm pretty certain it's sucking two men off.

[JamieMCFC]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

This would be correct. The Mansour's older brother Mohammed trains under one of the Renzo Gracie. When Gracie fought on the UFC Abu Dhabi card he walked out to the cage in a City shirt.

[Nigels Tackle]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

This would be correct. The Mansour's older brother Mohammed trains under one of the Renzo Gracie. When Gracie fought on the UFC Abu Dhabi card he walked out to the cage in a City shirt.

and then sucked himself off?

[JamieMCFC]

and then sucked himself off?

You seem to be obsessed with people sucking themselves off. Is there something you want to tell us? This is a safe place we won't judge you.

[Mase]

You seem to be obsessed with people sucking themselves off. Is there something you want to tell us? This is a safe place we won't judge you.

You brought up the bjj - sucking two people off at the same time!!

In all honesty, I used to train BJJ, Greco, and Muay Thai and its some of the hardest stuff I've ever done physically. I'm soft as shit though.

[Risby]

This thread has become quite entertaining. Even laughed a little bit.

[Beefymcfc]

You seem to be obsessed with people sucking themselves off. Is there something you want to tell us? This is a safe place we won't judge you.

You brought up the bjj - sucking two people off at the same time!!

In all honesty, I used to train BJJ, Greco, and Muay Thai and its some of the hardest stuff I've ever done physically. I'm soft as shit though.

I used to train but then thought 'Fuck it', Stella's the way ahead. Those disciplines are for girls and I'm sure Aleks agrees.

[trueblue64]

Txiki has closed the Navas deal and is now meeting with Pellegrini and his staff, while also working on the Isco deal. (via @fjbautista)

[freshie]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

This would be correct. The Mansour's older brother Mohammed trains under one of the Renzo Gracie. When Gracie fought on the UFC Abu Dhabi card he walked out to the cage in a City shirt.

and then sucked himself off?

Depends on whether he's had a rib removed

[Cocacolajojo1]

It stands for Brazilian jujitsu I think. It's a type of MMA training.

This would be correct. The Mansour's older brother Mohammed trains under one of the Renzo Gracie. When Gracie fought on the UFC Abu Dhabi card he walked out to the cage in a City shirt.

and then sucked himself off?

Depends on whether he's had a rib removed

Can we do this at the big mancityfans.net meet-up as well?

[Beefymcfc]

Txiki has closed the Navas deal and is now meeting with Pellegrini and his staff, while also working on the Isco deal. (via @fjbautista)

Good man.