spoof thread

[Nigels Tackle]

£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week

[Duckman]

source?

if true, its really nice to see the back of Aleks.

[Ted Hughes]

£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week

Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.

[Twobob]

Mase will give up his ST if it's true!

[DoomMerchant]

Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.

Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers

[Slim]

Ohhhh tacklebox, you are such a cunt....it's not even April 1st.

[bobby brows]

If this doesn't happen this thread is gonna be mental.

Hope it is though. I bet it was £15m cash before they added Kolarov to the deal.

Also explains the delay though as it would require negotiations with three sets of players representatives.

fingers crossed

[Chinners]

[Ted Hughes]

Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.

Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers

I didn't realise David Carradine had also wanked himself to death.

You learn something everyday (Grasshopper).

[dazby]

Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.

[Original Dub]

Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.

I agree.

For all the moaning about people having banter that isn't up to pc standards, we should always be thankful that this place is not Bluemoon and we post transfer news when we really know something. Not for attention.

Fuck you if you're on a wind up tackle head.

[Sideshow Bob]

straight from twatter i presume.

[Alex Sapphire]

apparently so

[Bluedj]

£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week

Might have to go a nick my old Challenger tank and drive it through your house if your lying........OR........drive it round town with you like a victory parade if true ;-)

[DoomMerchant]

Kolarov ?

This had better not be a fucking wind up.

There are certain things you just don't joke about.

Mase is pulling a David Carridine/Michael hutchence as we speak. Goodbye cruel world.

Cheers

I didn't realise David Carradine had also wanked himself to death.

You learn something everyday (Grasshopper).

it's quite controversial as his family believes that he'd never have wanked hisself to death, but instead was murdered while filming in, what, Thailand i think (no, this isn't about you Soccs, so get on yr bike you egoist)...and that he was the sort of character who'd have been drinking in "his local" near his hotel and probably pissed someone wrong off who decided to kill him for whatever reason.

Hutchens....was a different sort i think. Offed himself, but maybe accidentally or on purpose. Who knows.

I can tell you that....i never in my life imagined i needed MORE than the wank to enjoy an orgasm when riding solo.

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

[Tony P]

Only things on twitter are about Napoli refusing Chelsea's bid.

[MilnersJaw]

If he signs, I will start a new fan club for him called caravan club.

[Wonderwall]

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

WOWSERS I had no idea she existed.....I am off to practice my choking tehnique

Cheers Doomy

[Avalon]

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

WOWSERS I had no idea she existed.....I am off to practice my choking tehnique

Cheers Doomy

She does? Sometimes you just wish more sextapes existed.

[Derka]

Boom.