Oneupmanship

[Herb]

I'm not getting 'tough' you dickwipe - I'm merely not bowing to your bullying and foul racist attacks.

You are a massive cunt. People like you is what is wrong with this no common sense pc bollocks country.

Yeah, I must admit it - it was me who abolished slavery, me who gave women the vote, me who signed us up to the European treaty, me who made it illegal to use racist threats, me who's forcing through equal rights for women in the workplace, me who's brought about health & safety legislation saving thousands of lives, me who's fucking up your small world and causing you such angst.


Ha ha. Only joking mate, it was democracy and the majority vote that did all of those things so go rant against someone else you nobwank.

PS. And you're worse that Aunt, Goatie and Gloom Merchant because at least they have a thin sliver of humour running through their pronouncements whereas you've just climbed on the bandwagon without the first understanding of where it's going and you have no redeeming qualities.

[Socrates]

I'm not getting 'tough' you dickwipe - I'm merely not bowing to your bullying and foul racist attacks.

You are a massive cunt. People like you is what is wrong with this no common sense pc bollocks country.

Yeah, I must admit it - it was me who abolished slavery, me who gave women the vote, me who signed us up to the European treaty, me who made it illegal to use racist threats, me who's forcing through equal rights for women in the workplace, me who's brought about health & safety legislation saving thousands of lives, me who's fucking up your small world and causing you such angst.


Ha ha. Only joking mate, it was democracy and the majority vote that did all of those things so go rant against someone else you nobwank.

PS. And you're worse that Aunt, Goatie and Gloom Merchant because at least they have a thin sliver of humour running through their pronouncements whereas you've just climbed on the bandwagon without the first understanding of where it's going and you have no redeeming qualities.

Damn you were doing so well :(

You meant "knobwank" surely?

[carl_feedthegoat]

I'm not getting 'tough' you dickwipe - I'm merely not bowing to your bullying and foul racist attacks.

You are a massive cunt. People like you is what is wrong with this no common sense pc bollocks country.

Yeah, I must admit it - it was me who abolished slavery, me who gave women the vote, me who signed us up to the European treaty, me who made it illegal to use racist threats, me who's forcing through equal rights for women in the workplace, me who's brought about health & safety legislation saving thousands of lives, me who's fucking up your small world and causing you such angst.


Ha ha. Only joking mate, it was democracy and the majority vote that did all of those things so go rant against someone else you nobwank.

PS. And you're worse that Aunt, Goatie and Gloom Merchant because at least they have a thin sliver of humour running through their pronouncements whereas you've just climbed on the bandwagon without the first understanding of where it's going and you have no redeeming qualities.

Damn you were doing so well :(

You meant "knobwank" surely?

PMS FUCKIGN LAUGHING -What was this "abuse" thing you were accusing all of us about again?

You see,once again you have been found out for the hypocritical cunt that you are, no matter what spin you want to put on it.........laughable.

[Socrates]

I'm not getting 'tough' you dickwipe - I'm merely not bowing to your bullying and foul racist attacks.

You are a massive cunt. People like you is what is wrong with this no common sense pc bollocks country.

Yeah, I must admit it - it was me who abolished slavery, me who gave women the vote, me who signed us up to the European treaty, me who made it illegal to use racist threats, me who's forcing through equal rights for women in the workplace, me who's brought about health & safety legislation saving thousands of lives, me who's fucking up your small world and causing you such angst.


Ha ha. Only joking mate, it was democracy and the majority vote that did all of those things so go rant against someone else you nobwank.

PS. And you're worse that Aunt, Goatie and Gloom Merchant because at least they have a thin sliver of humour running through their pronouncements whereas you've just climbed on the bandwagon without the first understanding of where it's going and you have no redeeming qualities.

Damn you were doing so well :(

You meant "knobwank" surely?

PMS FUCKIGN LAUGHING -What was this "abuse" thing you were accusing all of us about again?

You see,once again you have been found out for the hypocritical cunt that you are, no matter what spin you want to put on it.........laughable.

Correcting spelling is abuse?

[carl_feedthegoat]

You are not good enough to be a spin doctor no matter how hard you try , you have been found out many times over , today is just one of many.

[Socrates]

You are not good enough to be a spin doctor no matter how hard you try , you have been found out many times over , today is just one of many.

Found out how, by you calling me repeated names and failing completely to comprehend half of what I say?

[Herb]

You meant "knobwank" surely?

No, I meant nobwank - it's a sort of nob (not knob) + wank combo designed for use where a real swearword isn't thought appropriate because the opposition aren't really up to much but where a poorly spelt, small semi-humourous insult is deemed required.

I considered titnose or bumtongue but, upon consideration, thought nobwank was about right for the job.

Damn it, you've called it into question and I'm now doubting myself you tight thing!

[Socrates]

You meant "knobwank" surely?

No, I meant nobwank - it's a sort of nob (not knob) + wank combo designed for use where a real swearword isn't thought appropriate because the opposition aren't really up to much but where a poorly spelt, small semi-humourous insult is deemed required.

I considered titnose or bumtongue but, upon consideration, thought nobwank was about right for the job.

Damn it, you've called it into question and I'm now doubting myself you tight thing!

But a "nob" is an upper class person. I don't think the person applying to join the gang has any class at all?

[Alex Sapphire]

You meant "knobwank" surely?

No, I meant nobwank - it's a sort of nob (not knob) + wank combo designed for use where a real swearword isn't thought appropriate because the opposition aren't really up to much but where a poorly spelt, small semi-humourous insult is deemed required.

I considered titnose or bumtongue but, upon consideration, thought nobwank was about right for the job.

Damn it, you've called it into question and I'm now doubting myself you tight thing!

But a "nob" is an upper class person. I don't think the person applying to join the gang has any class at all?

that's not a clique you're forming is it?

[Wonderwall]

Well the aim of the topic by NQDP has well and truly been lost on some. I know some of the old guard are really enjoying this little trip down memory lane back into the dark days, however, time to call a day on the slagging and start discussing football. If you don't like what someones views are FOE them, you will get much more pleasure from posting on the forum. This is just a suggestion, as its up to you how you manage your settings.

Just remember this is and always has been a grown up site, so if you are of precious nature, then maybe this isn't the sit for you. However, the continual slagging matches must stop as its ruining good topics. If you love to hate each other so much, take it to PM with each other, or even skype each other to get down and dirty for real. Just don't involve the rest of us who are not in the least bit bothered.