spoof thread

[Scatman]

Boom.

No bombs allowed.

[london blue 2]

Boom.

shake shake shake the room...

[Mase]

In one way I'd hate for it to happen. Kolarov was the only City player to score in all competitions for us last season. He was the only one to stand up to the bullies that were giving him shit from the stands. It would break my heart to see him go.

But I'd love if it were true just because NT came out of nowhere and BAM how do you like this for a bit of ITK info!

[jono1978]

This would be a gem of a deal if true time will tell on this one........did you ever post on bluemoon???

[bigblue]

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

Hope this doesnt sound to rapey but its not really that rare for a girl to like to be choked while being plowed.

[MilnersJaw]

In one way I'd hate for it to happen. Kolarov was the only City player to score in all competitions for us last season. He was the only one to stand up to the bullies that were giving him shit from the stands. It would break my heart to see him go.

But I'd love if it were true just because NT came out of nowhere and BAM how do you like this for a bit of ITK info!

Kolarov really did a number on you didn't he?

[Beeks]

Don't fuck about Nige...Bluemoon has just referenced you and is about to go into meltdown...

[Manx Blue]

Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.

This

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

£25m + dzeko & kolarov
5 year deal

will be confirmed later on this week

Does that make Dzeko and Kolarov the new Bishop and Morley?

[Alex Sapphire]

Mr Tackle, if this is a wind up, you deserve to be banned for the off season.

This

shocking thread
Lock it and throw away the key

[bobby brows]

love the fact that NT has not come back to answer the haters or give away his source. Hope for his sake he's vindicated now!

[Sideshow Bob]

won't believe it until tolmie confirms with music video.

[Manx Blue]

I don't know NT, but lets cut him some slack. The people in this sort of scenario...

1 Get shot to shit if they impart the information prior to it being correct.
2 Get shot to shit because it's ultimately incorrect.
3 Are at war with themself for not imparting the info when it actually happens.

Lets ride the wave and see where it falls ashore people.

[Herb]

won't believe it until tolmie confirms with music video.

If you can interpret his vague and wooly 'can be read any way you please music clips' into something that makes solid sense then you're a better man than most Mr Sideshow.

I do hope it's true though!

[Manx Blue]

won't believe it until tolmie confirms with music video.

If you can interpret his vague and wooly 'can be read any way you please music clips' into something that makes solid sense then you're a better man than most Mr Sideshow.

I do hope it's true though!

Tolmie's Hairdoo on BM imparts information of an ITK basis through a series of clues. Usually music video's....so for example Abba's Fernando was used for the signing of Fernandinho.

He also uses his location to impart information such as "Crossing the Rubicon". This was a phrase originating from the times of Caesar. Caesar was killed by his senators, Mancini was metaphorically assassinated by his senators. This clue was imparted around three months before it actually happened.

Just examples.

[BadKompany]

So NT,are you now going to come clean?

[Risby]

Please, please, please let this be true. The hope of Kolorov on his way is great and getting Cavani is quite good to!

[ruralblue]

Hope its true. Cant imagine nigels tackle would just put up a bullshit rumour and disappear. Well!

[Mase]

Please, please, please let this be true. The hope of Kolorov on his way is great and getting Cavani is quite good to!

You'll find a horses head on the pillow next to you when you wake up tomorrow morning.

[Nigels Tackle]

Please, please, please let this be true. The hope of Kolorov on his way is great and getting Cavani is quite good to!

You'll find a horses head on the pillow next to you when you wake up tomorrow morning.

i am expecting to find several next to me in the morning when people find out this is a wind up

was hoping that it would 'kill' the herb & soccs vs doom/ant/carl threads for a bit but no such luck