Theme Song For Jesus

[Socrates]

Would not be my personal choice but I cannot see the fans looking beyond some version of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' even though the 'J' is silent when pronouced

As in "Jesus Christ Superstar, he walks like a woman and he wear a bra" - might be a bit of a hostage to fortune...

[Wonderwall]

I love you Jesus Navas
Jesus Navas I love you
Yes I do

I love you Jesus Navas
Jesus Navas I love you
Yes I do

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ha ha I dont think it will catch on but I liked it LOL

Jesus was his name-O

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[MilnersJaw]

I think we should leave out tunes that have a religious theme. After all, we wouldn't want to stigmatize the guy.

Good idea. We wouldn't want to hurt people's sensitivities.

[Original Dub]

The hey jude one is a stand out winner.

But what lyrics??

[Alex Sapphire]

The hey jude one is a stand out winner.

But what lyrics??

hey soos
run down the wing
cross the ball in
so ed can head it

remember to put it onto the spot
then he will not
miss a sitter
sitter sitter sitter

although probably only "la la la lalalala lalalala hey soos"

[Wonderwall]

The hey jude one is a stand out winner.

But what lyrics??

Je sus, just play a pass.
Take a bad cross and make it better
Remember you can always rely on joe hart,
Then you can start to make us better.

Je sus, don't be afraid.
You were made to be a winner.
The minute you dribble down the right wing.
You know you will start to make us better.

Oh well forget that one LOL

[Nigels Tackle]

oh my god i can't believe it
i've never been this far away from home

[Original Dub]

Je sus, just play a pass.
Take a bad cross and make it better
Remember you can always rely on joe hart,
Then you can start to make us better.

Je sus, don't be afraid.
You were made to be a winner.
The minute you dribble down the right wing.
You know you will start to make us better.

Oh well forget that one LOL

Good man Bob :)

[Original Dub]

oh my god i can't believe it
i've never been this far away from home

Boom

[mr_nool]

Hey-soos, all out attack
My wife she likes you
Your eyes are pretty

[paulh]

be careful with all these jesus songs he could get CROSS with us........

ill get my coat-terrible joke but could not resist

[Wonderwall]

be careful with all these jesus songs he could get CROSS with us........

ill get my coat-terrible joke but could not resist

you missed the boat on the navas signed thread, go fill your boots on that one

[DoomMerchant]

be careful with all these jesus songs he could get CROSS with us........

ill get my coat-terrible joke but could not resist

you missed the boat on the navas signed thread, go fill your boots on that one

fill your boots? fill a fucking iron man suit and then some....

someone needs to do some acts of contrition if they want me to participate in a Navas thread dammit.

If i could work the word "venial" into a joke...and not i'm not talking about my penis. Altho...hold on.

cheers

[john@staustell]

Jesus Navas, superstar
Homesick Spaniard
Like a racing car

Bit too reminiscent of one George Best that ditty - for those who went to infant school in the 60s like me!

Georgie Best
Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra

[Florida Blue]

Just pick out any verse(s) from this:

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend; jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

[YayaJonas]

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Great one

[Herb]

It's daft but . . . maybe someone can salvage something out of it so here's an example of what might be but I'll leave the development to others who can be arsed: -

Well, we don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as we have all have our Jesus
Playing on the wing then we'll go far
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With our winger Jesus we'll go far.

Only pasted in the first few verses below (up to the 1st chorus) but others are readily available if you google plastic jesus - probably get it sung to you with the tune if you go play about on youtube.

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

PS. I never thought I'd ever paste a jesus song into a football forum - life's weird huh?

[TheReturnOfTheSpecialOne]

The hey jude one is a stand out winner.

But what lyrics??

too dirge-like. We need something more upbeat

[PeterParker]

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[Alex Sapphire]

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when Jesus scores