Summer transfer thread!

[DoomMerchant]

one realization from the Confederations Cup is that Cavani looks an awful lot like the recently-departed American serial killer Richard Ramirez.

[I Just Blue Myself]

anyone fancy a bid for Luis Gustavo? He looks like a solid holding mid for Brasil and with Javi Martinez coming in at Bayern he's been regulated to the bench. He's only 25 while Barry is 32. Of course, if Pellegrini plays Yaya and Fernandinho in the two deep midfield roles then never mind. But if he's looking for a legit DFM (which Yaya and Fernandinho both arent) Luis Gustavo might be worth a look in...

Or I could just be crazy.

A resounding Yes from me. Wouldn't mind a bit of steel in our midfield & he'd deliver it in abundance, but doubt Bayern would let him go.

[Cocacolajojo1]

one realization from the Confederations Cup is that Cavani looks an awful lot like the recently-departed American serial killer Richard Ramirez.

I guess I'm not the first one to point this out, but have you not thought about the similarities between Cavani and this closet-gay villain?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

[DoomMerchant]

I guess I'm not the first one to point this out, but have you not thought about the similarities between Cavani and this closet-gay villain?

Why is skeletor gay?

[Socrates]

What would a yorkshireman call a noontime meal?

There's a couple of sheep mitherers on here, so we should find out soon enough.

I lived there long enough and is the same as the Lancashire side of the Pennines, i.e. depends on your upbringing. People that worked in the mill or down the pit called it dinner and the rest of us always called it lunch.

[twosips]

I guess I'm not the first one to point this out, but have you not thought about the similarities between Cavani and this closet-gay villain?

Why is skeletor gay?

Nature? Nurture? Who knows sir. Just the way he is....

[Dameerto]

I guess I'm not the first one to point this out, but have you not thought about the similarities between Cavani and this closet-gay villain?

Why is skeletor gay?

Nature? Nurture? Who knows sir. Just the way he is....

I would guess it had something to do with him liking man-parts a lot.

[Saul Goodman]

Hey! Arsenal signed a French youngster. That's new

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Hey! Arsenal signed a French youngster. That's new

That's their summer spending done.

[Saul Goodman]

That's their summer spending done.

Yup. He was free too so I heard Kroenke was telling Wenger to tighten the purse strings

[gillie]

Paulinho confirms he is leaving Corinthians for the Premier League in a 17 million pound deal.

[Beefymcfc]

What would a yorkshireman call a noontime meal?

There's a couple of sheep mitherers on here, so we should find out soon enough.

I lived there long enough and is the same as the Lancashire side of the Pennines, i.e. depends on your upbringing. People that worked in the mill or down the pit called it dinner and the rest of us always called it lunch.

It was lunch and dinner to me, dinner was always at lunch and dinner was always tea later.

They were always wrong.

PS. Ferano and Txiki-bell will get it right .... in time.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I lived on the posh side of Romily (The peasants in the council estate lived over the fence where we used to throw apples from my dads tree at them) and we still called it breakfast dinner and tea.

The peasants were just happy to eat at any time as I recall.

[phips]

well i guess this is a relief:

Fluminense have played down talk linking Brazil striker Fred with a possible move to Manchester City.

Reports have suggested City are weighing up a move for Fred as they look to add to their attacking options for next season.

City are in the markert for a new striker having sold Carlos Tevez to Juventus and Fred is one of several names to be linked with a move to the Etihad Stadium.

The 29-year-old impressed in the Confederations Cup, scoring twice in Sunday's 3-0 final win over Spain and finishing the tournament with five goals.

When asked about the City rumour Fluminense's director of football Rodrigo Caetano told ESPN Brazil: "Fred is under contract with Fluminense, he is very happy at the club and we are very satisfied with him."

Fred admits it would have to be a "great offer" for him to leave Fluminense after joining the club in 2009 from Lyon.

"I am doing great at Fluminense and I will only leave the club if there is a really great offer," noted Fred.

[DoomMerchant]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

[Ted Hughes]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

Who ?

[Nigels Tackle]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

says the 3rd member of right said fred

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

says the 3rd member of right said fred

Eh? You mean there was TWO of them? I always assumed Right Said Fred was name of that one bald dude with slightly weird sense of fashion.

[mr_nool]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

says the 3rd member of right said fred

Eh? You mean there was TWO of them? I always assumed Right Said Fred was name of that one bald dude with slightly weird sense of fashion.

There were two bald dudes with a slightly weird sense of fashion.