Summer transfer thread!

[mr_nool]

It turns out there were actually three of them, but only two were bald:

[Ted Hughes]

The Fail are claiming PSG have bid £50 mil for Cavani.

I admire the way they don't give a shit about ffp. I also think our lower profile is a good idea though. Let others deal with it.

[Sideshow Bob]

while i understand our owner's desire to show compliance with FFP, i despair at the list of targets we've lost to clubs who don't (or don't need to) give a fuck: pastore, sanchez, t.silva, ibra, lavezzi, hazard, rvp, falcao, isco, cavani(?)... any one of them would have made us a lot stronger.

[Nigels Tackle]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

says the 3rd member of right said fred

Eh? You mean there was TWO of them? I always assumed Right Said Fred was name of that one bald dude with slightly weird sense of fashion.

and you call yourself a music fan?!!

this on top of not knowing who wet wet wet were

all in the same week as well

shocking

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

well i guess this is a relief:

Sure is. I'd lose a lot of faith if they bought a player like Fred.

says the 3rd member of right said fred

Eh? You mean there was TWO of them? I always assumed Right Said Fred was name of that one bald dude with slightly weird sense of fashion.

and you call yourself a music fan?!!

this on top of not knowing who wet wet wet were

all in the same week as well

shocking

I dare you to name any song other than "I'm too" from [strike]him[/strike] them without looking up.

[Original Dub]

I dare you to name any song other than "I'm too" from him them without looking up.

Sugar magnolia?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I dare you to name any song other than "I'm too" from him them without looking up.

Sugar magnolia?

Didn't ask you. I knew you'd be fan. If I had to name one guy on this site who owns back catalogue of Boy George it'd be you.

[Wonderwall]

I dare you to name any song other than "I'm too" from him them without looking up.

Didn't they follow it up with deeply dippy....apart from that .....errrm

[Bluemoon16]

The Fail are claiming PSG have bid £50 mil for Cavani.

I admire the way they don't give a shit about ffp. I also think our lower profile is a good idea though. Let others deal with it.

Let them ruin football, or wait, wasn't us that ruined football already!

[mr_nool]

Didn't they follow it up with deeply dippy....apart from that .....errrm

And of course "Don't talk just kiss".

[freshie]

Lots of rumours flying around that mourinho is ready to sell Mata. We should surely be in for him if this is the case - player of the season last season for me

[Green & Blue]

Lots of rumours flying around that mourinho is ready to sell Mata. We should surely be in for him if this is the case - player of the season last season for me

If it's true I would expect City to be all over it.He has been outstanding at Chelsea.Mourinho would need his head examined if he let him go

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Lots of rumours flying around that mourinho is ready to sell Mata. We should surely be in for him if this is the case - player of the season last season for me

Why would they sell him? And to a rival as well. Non starter.

[Original Dub]

Didn't ask you. I knew you'd be fan. If I had to name one guy on this site who owns back catalogue of Boy George it'd be you.

Actually, I'm thinking of the grateful dead.

Always get those two bands mixed up.

[gillie]

Lots of rumours flying around that mourinho is ready to sell Mata. We should surely be in for him if this is the case - player of the season last season for me

Where are the rumours coming from mate as i can't find any on twitter?

[twosips]

It's clearly bullshit. There were rumours of this on twitter about a month ago. Maybe he's on some kind of time delay and is only just catching up to last month's gossip....there's no fucking way Chelsea are gonna sell their player of the season.

[gillie]

According to SSN Aubameyang is to sign for Dortmund.Guess Lewandowski might be leaving afterall.

[Mase]

According to SSN Aubameyang is to sign for Dortmund.Guess Lewandowski might be leaving afterall.

Hopefully not to us mate.

[phips]

According to SSN Aubameyang is to sign for Dortmund.Guess Lewandowski might be leaving afterall.

Regardless of what happens with Lewandowski this looks like a good signing for them

[DoomMerchant]

According to SSN Aubameyang is to sign for Dortmund.Guess Lewandowski might be leaving afterall.

Hopefully not to us mate.

Rather him than others we've been linked to, Cavani notwithstanding.