Tevez gone to Juve?

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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:25 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
I remember playing football as a kid and some big guy would come and tell that he wanted to "loan" the ball only to kick it to the fucking roof. Then you'd have to climb there to get it back. Good thing was that you'd learn to climb really well and hide because my mom would've gone berserk had she seen us there. So once in winter we saw one of these cunts coming with a girl and we'd climb to the roof and peed on them.

Did you ever get peed at?


No but if I did and it was some little nerd that did it I'd kick several different colours of shit out of him.

Pissing on a girl is bullying btw. But you're getting the hang of how the food chain works at least.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:35 pm

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london blue 2 wrote:Dunno who's in the right or who's in the wrong but I have to agree with this post with regards to Jamies input.


Who asked for yours? Your like the kid that had his nose up the teachers ass.

Lol does that make nqdp the teacher? If so aint no one gonna learn a thing.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:44 pm

london blue 2 wrote:
JamieMCFC wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Dunno who's in the right or who's in the wrong but I have to agree with this post with regards to Jamies input.


Who asked for yours? Your like the kid that had his nose up the teachers ass.

Lol does that make nqdp the teacher? If so aint no one gonna learn a thing.


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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:14 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
JamieMCFC wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Dunno who's in the right or who's in the wrong but I have to agree with this post with regards to Jamies input.


Who asked for yours? Your like the kid that had his nose up the teachers ass.

Lol does that make nqdp the teacher? If so aint no one gonna learn a thing.


I see myself more like a guru.


I wonder if Maharishi Mahesh Yogi used to piss on people's heads ?
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby ruralblue » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:44 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
is this some kind of white cunts joke that black cunts don't get?

Because I'm not facking larrrfing Nicholas


Seems to be Mr Breaker.

How does being black make it not possible to be racist. I dont believe all racism is directed at black people. Odd comment.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Mase » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:04 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Seems to be Mr Breaker.

How does being black make it not possible to be racist. I dont believe all racism is directed at black people. Odd comment.


I think he was joking. Or at least I'm hoping he was joking. Surely?
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Dameerto » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:10 pm

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...Pissing on a girl is bullying btw. But you're getting the hang of how the food chain works at least.


Only if she objects to it.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:23 pm

Dameerto wrote:
Only if she objects to it.


I need to get my piss on R Kelly style. Soon.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:31 pm

All joking aside, never piss on a black man.

For God sake.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Goataldo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:33 pm

Original Dub wrote:All joking aside, never piss on a black man.

For God sake.


Why not, you massive racist? Would it follow that one shouldn't piss on an Irishman? They're the blacks of Europe y'know. As for Dubliners....
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Goataldo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:37 pm

Original Dub wrote:All joking aside, never piss on a black man.

For God sake.


Why not, you massive racist? Would it follow that one shouldn't piss on an Irishman? They're the blacks of Europe y'know. As for Dubliners....
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Twobob » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:12 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
I remember playing football as a kid and some big guy would come and tell that he wanted to "loan" the ball only to kick it to the fucking roof. Then you'd have to climb there to get it back. Good thing was that you'd learn to climb really well and hide because my mom would've gone berserk had she seen us there. So once in winter we saw one of these cunts coming with a girl and we'd climb to the roof and peed on them.

Did you ever get peed at?


They'd pay you good money these days to get peed on whilst with or without a girl. You could be onto a winner!
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:43 pm

What the fuck are you lot talking about?
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Goataldo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:50 pm

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:What the fuck are you lot talking about?


Don't you oppress me.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:21 am

Goataldo wrote:
Don't you oppress me.


Wouldn't dream of it. I'm the generic cereal killer though, so if this lot don't switch up their act on the regular ill snap, crackle and pop them all.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Original Dub » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:52 am

Goataldo wrote:
Why not, you massive racist? Would it follow that one shouldn't piss on an Irishman? They're the blacks of Europe y'know. As for Dubliners....


Word
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:00 am

Twobob wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
I remember playing football as a kid and some big guy would come and tell that he wanted to "loan" the ball only to kick it to the fucking roof. Then you'd have to climb there to get it back. Good thing was that you'd learn to climb really well and hide because my mom would've gone berserk had she seen us there. So once in winter we saw one of these cunts coming with a girl and we'd climb to the roof and peed on them.

Did you ever get peed at?


They'd pay you good money these days to get peed on whilst with or without a girl. You could be onto a winner!


Only problem is that whereas I used to get great arch that went well over the ledge, now.... well let's just say that these sneakers weren't yellow when I bought them.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Im_Spartacus » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:39 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Seems to be Mr Breaker.

How does being black make it not possible to be racist. I dont believe all racism is directed at black people. Odd comment.


Thank fuck somebody got it. I was waiting for a banning there
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Slim » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:16 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
ruralblue wrote:
Seems to be Mr Breaker.

How does being black make it not possible to be racist. I dont believe all racism is directed at black people. Odd comment.


Thank fuck somebody got it. I was waiting for a banning there


If you withhold the truth or I think you're withholding the truth, I'll kill ya.

We all got it, just didn't think it was worth a reply.
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Re: Tevez gone to Juve?

Postby Im_Spartacus » Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:18 am

Slim wrote:
If you withhold the truth or I think you're withholding the truth, I'll kill ya.

We all got it, just didn't think it was worth a reply.


Nah, i was expecting herb or some other self appointed forum cunt to start calling me racist etc
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