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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:56 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
Why not use his already given nickname of "Engineer"?? As in "he engineered a victory using clever tactics"


I'm not sure that's the reason for that nickname
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:58 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
cheers

P.S. they say Penis sizes are smaller in brainiacs and people who live in cold weather climates. So, there's that....think about it.


But then chimps' schlongs are nothing to write home about either - for proof, Google 'chimp rapes frog'. The only disappointment was that it was the amphibious rather than French variety.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:15 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
cheers

P.S. they say Penis sizes are smaller in brainiacs and people who live in cold weather climates. So, there's that....think about it.


But then chimps' schlongs are nothing to write home about either - for proof, Google 'chimp rapes frog'. The only disappointment was that it was the amphibious rather than French variety.


but chimps don't live where it's cold at all...the theory is about evolutionary wang size. In hotter climates men needed bigger dicks to attract mates. In colder climates, their dick size was less important.

The Engineer is called such because he is/was one.

I quite liked his style and tenor. I loved the "i don't want to describe myself" line when pressed on what kind of coach he is. I also loved lil Ferdinand's vibe. He looks "well hard" as you cunts might say as well, doesn't he?

and "Cheeky" cracks me up....i had no idea how to pronounce his name until Vlad Pellegrini started saying it a few weeks ago.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Alex Sapphire » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:42 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
Why not use his already given nickname of "Engineer"?? As in "he engineered a victory using clever tactics"


I'm not sure that's the reason for that nickname


because he's an engineer?

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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:50 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:
because he's an engineer?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gIi7b6JMms">YouTube Link</a>


Correct, hence my comment that it had nothing to do with engineering good results (although hopefully he will)
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:01 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
but chimps don't live where it's cold at all...the theory is about evolutionary wang size. In hotter climates men needed bigger dicks to attract mates. In colder climates, their dick size was less important.
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Chimps live where it's warm and have small dicks. We've evolved from chimps (but don't tell your compatriots as they'll get upset) and have bigger ones.

I'd therefore say your theory of wang vs temperature is wrong and it's likely that the warmer the climate the smaller the dick size. I think the reason for that is with the cold temperatures, you need more to allow for shrinkage on a winter evening and for it still to be seen through three layers of thermals.

With the unseasonably warm temperatures here at the moment, I'm getting a lot of sweatage and I could see that if I lived in a warm climate for longer I'd definitely need to evolve me some smaller tackle to allow more room for air circulation.

Hence, people in warm climates have dicks like chimps.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:15 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
Chimps live where it's warm and have small dicks. We've evolved from chimps (but don't tell your compatriots as they'll get upset) and have bigger ones.

I'd therefore say your theory of wang vs temperature is wrong and it's likely that the warmer the climate the smaller the dick size. I think the reason for that is with the cold temperatures, you need more to allow for shrinkage on a winter evening and for it still to be seen through three layers of thermals.

With the unseasonably warm temperatures here at the moment, I'm getting a lot of sweatage and I could see that if I lived in a warm climate for longer I'd definitely need to evolve me some smaller tackle to allow more room for air circulation.

Hence, people in warm climates have dicks like chimps.


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Re: Manny Presser

Postby john68 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:49 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Blue Since 76 wrote:
Chimps live where it's warm and have small dicks. We've evolved from chimps (but don't tell your compatriots as they'll get upset) and have bigger ones.

I'd therefore say your theory of wang vs temperature is wrong and it's likely that the warmer the climate the smaller the dick size. I think the reason for that is with the cold temperatures, you need more to allow for shrinkage on a winter evening and for it still to be seen through three layers of thermals.

With the unseasonably warm temperatures here at the moment, I'm getting a lot of sweatage and I could see that if I lived in a warm climate for longer I'd definitely need to evolve me some smaller tackle to allow more room for air circulation.

Hence, people in warm climates have dicks like chimps.


My cock has grown an inch since I moved to Florida.

Without pulls or pimps


Fixed the vowels in that for you Mate
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby mr_nool » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:15 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
My cock has grown an inch since I moved to Florida.

Without pills or pumps


That's just old age, mate. Gravity takes it toll ans makes it hang lower, and you need a jack to get it up.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Risby » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:41 pm

He comes across very confident in front of the media. He answered each question well and even pulled up a reporter for more or less repeating a question.

He wants two players per position. If some leave, then expect a few more names we weren't expecting.

I like the fact he already knows that a must, is to beat the rags.

His confidence in his own ability seems genuine and intelligence is clear to see.

I'm looking forward to seeing the alterations he makes playing wise and players. Bring on the new season.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:52 pm

The count's left eye scares me it looks at me while he looks the other way.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby mr_nool » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:58 pm

lets all have a disco wrote:The count's left eye scares me it looks at me while he looks the other way.


My missus best friend has a horribly lazy eye. You just have to assume that she's talking to you. That way you won't get surprised, and furthermore, that way it feels less creepy.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:16 pm

lets all have a disco wrote:The count's left eye scares me it looks at me while he looks the other way.


Maybe we should call him Gabrielle. He'd love that, he'd get it.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:32 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:The count's left eye scares me it looks at me while he looks the other way.


Maybe we should call him Gabrielle. He'd love that, he'd get it.


I'm hoping he will be able to spy on the oppositions manager notes from his own dugout or even better see into the future with it.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby zuricity » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:34 pm

lets all have a disco wrote:
I'm hoping he will be able to spy on the oppositions manager notes from his own dugout or even better see into the future with it.


Wasting you time mate .
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby City64 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:53 pm

Manny the rag cunt from the Stone Roses ?
Not really here

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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:13 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
My cock has grown an inch since I moved to Florida.

Without pills or pumps


Did it shrink down again when you'd finished?
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:49 pm

Slightly off topic but I must say I was impressed with Pellegrini's press-conference today. He comes across as a man who knows what he's doing.
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:58 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Slightly off topic but I must say I was impressed with Pellegrini's press-conference today. He comes across as a man who knows what he's doing.


How is that off topic?
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Re: Manny Presser

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:09 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Slightly off topic but I must say I was impressed with Pellegrini's press-conference today. He comes across as a man who knows what he's doing.


How is that off topic?

Read the posts above mine.
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