bollox

[DoomMerchant]

Where in the fucking fuck is the goddam fucking bollox!

Please cancel my membership and refund me any unused portion of my subscription. Assholes.

[Florida Blue]

Mods, can we start a poll?

"Which is more painful: Tevez's or Doom Merchant's departure?"

Cheers

[brite blu sky]

Mods, can we start a poll?

"Which is more painful: Tevez's or Doom Merchant's departure?"

Cheers

No contest

bye doom thing, give us a wave as you go and keep yer chin up.

[Chinners]

Sorry DM ... had to do some work this morning (for a change) ... and swearing in thread titles is naughty ;)

Just for you ....

DoomMerchant's Mini B*l**x

Kompany hails Pellegrini approach
Manchester City skipper Vincent Kompany was impressed with new boss Manuel Pellegrini's approach after the first day's training at Carrington.
Manchester City skipper Vincent Kompany has praised new manager Manuel Pellegrini for his first day's training - and said the Blues are determined to right the wrongs of last season.
Pellegrini had the chance to check out his squad for the first time on Monday at sunny Carrington.
And Kompany reckons the Blues are already in good shape.
“I think all of us have done some preparation work during the holidays though because the guys look very sharp after a long break, so that’s great.
“It was also nice to start work with the new manager and I think his approach with the team today was really good.
“It’s important now to try and improve on the last campaign and make sure that whatever the new manager brings in, that we try and make it our own as quick as possible.”
Kompany added on www.mcfc.co.uk : “We’re at a big club, so the only goal we can have is to win trophies. There’s about six or seven clubs in England alone in this situation, so it will be very competitive.
“Our objective this year is to win things and to play well together. We all know that we have to be very strong as a team and bond with each other.
“It’s an important year for everyone; we have a lot to put right after last season and internationally it’s a World Cup year, so there are so many reasons to perform well.
“We’ve got the squad to do that, but a lot of hard work needs to be done first.”

Mancini expects City to struggle in Europe
Roberto Mancini feels Manchester City are ‘still a bit behind the big European clubs’ and could struggle to challenge for the Champions League.
While City have enjoyed domestic success in recent years, they have struggled to reproduce their form in Europe, failing to progress beyond the group stages of the Champions League in successive campaigns.
Failure in Europe contributed to Mancini’s sacking but the Italian does not believe his successor Manuel Pellegrini will fare much better.
Indeed, Mancini believes the loss of Carlos Tevez and Mario Balotelli will prove costly when they embark on another Champions League campaign.
“I would say City are a bit like Juventus. They are growing but are still a bit behind the big European clubs,” Mancini is quoted as saying in The Sun.
“To win the Champions League you need experience and the right squad. There aren’t many games, so if you get two wrong then you’re out of the running.
“In the Champions League last year, we had the toughest group. Now they have lost two important players in Carlos Tevez and Mario Balotelli.”
Bayern Munich defeated Borussia Dortmund in an all-German final last May but Mancini has dismissed the notion that Germany is now the dominant force in the Champions League.
“I do not agree with those who say German or even English clubs are dominant in Europe,” he declared.
“The Germans have the benefit of a long winter break, while the English lose intensity as time goes on because they never stop playing.
“Bayern Munich are the team to beat, as they are full of stars, solid at the back and strong on the counter-attack. I still consider Barcelona to be the strongest team, though.”

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Arsenal have had a club record offer of £30m for striker Luis Suarez, 26, rejected by Liverpool. The Times

Barcelona striker David Villa, 31, could sign for Tottenham this week after reaching an agreement in principle with the club. Daily Mirror

Former Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 20, will walk straight into Manchester United's first team, predicts his former manager Ian Holloway. talkSHYTE

[BlueinBosnia]

Mods, can we start a poll?

"Which is more painful: Tevez's or Doom Merchant's departure?"

Cheers

No contest.

He spent all that time with us, and still couldn't learn proper English...

[Chinners]

No contest.

He spent all that time with us, and still couldn't learn proper English...

Ha ha, excellent work, A+++

[Florida Blue]

No contest.

He spent all that time with us, and still couldn't learn proper English...

Ha ha, excellent work, A+++

Well done BiB. Yeah he really tried hard, good workrate too, but not sure it was enough.

[DoomMerchant]

we've got some real fucking players on this team at times....

Kolo the car salesman
Sinclair the boy band look-alike with his sheepish ways

Fuck sake...Micah set the bar with his roasting. Why the fuck can't these others get on board and either be "in" or "out" of a relationship?

i'd like to see a full, hairy, Sweaty bollox in the morning...i mean FFS an alleged "Brit" just won Wimbledon and he's not even got his cock out in the bollox.

Dire. Fucking. Dire.

cheers

[gillie]

Yet another day without Chinners showing his bollox #not good enough.Come on Chinners mate you really must up your game.

[Twobob]

Chinners has lost his stamina and staying power, seems he can only whap his bollox out twice a week compare to every day, must be an age thing

[DoomMerchant]

they drew and quartered that referee in Brasil for less heinous shit than Chinners has perpetrated this week wrt the Bollox.

Think about how many lives Chinners is disrupting forcing us all to go out into the dirty, dangerous world and find our own bollox and try and interpret them as to the bullshit/snub factors, etc? Hundreds...maybe thousands of lives impacted by his selfish, cunty actions, or lack thereof.

I'm not the type that likes to hold a grudge, but i'll be taking this one to bed with me like my fave blankey for years to come. If i ever meet Chinners at say a "Marc Bolan Death Anniversary Party" held at that tree near Richmond where he crashed i promise i will punch him in the throat, THEN the bollocks just so he knows how i feel right now.

Cheers

[Chinners]

Ha ha, qualiteh

I do apologise thou for my slipshoody performance over the last week or so. Usual service will resume on Monday ..... Promise xxx

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[gillie]

Ha ha, qualiteh

I do apologise thou for my slipshoody performance over the last week or so. Usual service will resume on Monday ..... Promise xxx

[spoiler][/spoiler]

We will be waiting Chinns don't let us down.

[Dronny]

Ha ha, qualiteh

I do apologise thou for my slipshoody performance over the last week or so. Usual service will resume on Monday ..... Promise xxx

* SPOILER *

One tit, one tit? You think that makes up for your dereliction of duty?? E-

[DoomMerchant]

Ha ha, qualiteh

I do apologise thou for my slipshoody performance over the last week or so. Usual service will resume on Monday ..... Promise xxx

* SPOILER *

One tit, one tit? You think that makes up for your dereliction of duty?? E-

he's given himself until Monday. If he's a no-show then i say he gets banned for 90 days. Fucking charlatan.

And yes yr right a skanky internets glam girl won't make up for a week of missing bollox. Not a chance.

[Dronny]

he's given himself until Monday. If he's a no-show then i say he gets banned for 90 days. Fucking charlatan.

And yes yr right a skanky internets glam girl won't make up for a week of missing bollox. Not a chance.

Half a skanky whore.....that actually might be my phone but that's all I could see

Chinners OUT but no doubt there'll be some racist lickers who will want to keep him ;-)