What a shame lol

[gillie]

http://www.football365.com/premier-leag ... um=twitter
Can't help laughing.

[paulh]

Hamstring my @rse! Shrek is off moyes looks a c@nt!

[DoomMerchant]

Hamstring my @rse! Shrek is off moyes looks a c@nt!

You are allowed to curse you fuck.

See how easy it is?

[bigblue]

Hamstring my @rse! Shrek is off moyes looks a c@nt!

You are allowed to curse you fuck.

See how easy it is?

I think he was trying to be in the know and send a tweet

[ashton287]

Reckon he's off.

[gillie]

Rumour on twitter that Shrek's agent is talking to Soriano about a possible move to us.

[bigblue]

Rumour on twitter that Shrek's agent is talking to Soriano about a possible move to us.

Rumour on twitter = some guy at the pub "has a hunch"

[Im_Spartacus]

Reckon he's off.

It seems odd that with a hamstring tweak, given its a promotional tour, they wouldn't be able to treat him there and keep him as walking wounded to boost the coffers, which is what this tour is all about.

At the moment sans ferguson and then sans Rooney, things suddenly start to look a little shaky for them on the pitch with the apparent problems they are having securing their transfer targets, even iffy on the marketing front without their big box office star, if they start badly fuck me.......

Ronaldo might actually be an absolute necessity for united, hard to see him want to go there if United are selling their best player to fund it

[Moonchesteri]

Complete bollocks. Like others said I'd also say he's nailed on for a move, fingers crossed it's not to us

[Green & Blue]

Complete bollocks. Like others said I'd also say he's nailed on for a move, fingers crossed it's not to us

Indeed.

[Bianchi on Ice]

wooney sale to fund scums transfer outlay?. hope some italian side offers a skanky installment bid...seriously what team among the top dozen in europe would he actually improve considering most have done their business already?...hes such an overrated player...he is a marketing tool now..not much more

[sheblue]

wouldnt be surprised if he ended up at chelski.....

[Bianchi on Ice]

wouldnt be surprised if he ended up at chelski.....

oscar....mata.....hazard....rooney

like destinys child with susan boyle

[DoomMerchant]

wouldnt be surprised if he ended up at chelski.....

oscar....mata.....hazard....rooney

like destinys child with susan boyle

if he did rock up there you can be sure that the special one would pretty much walk the league this season imho.

[Beefymcfc]

Quite strange that they'd let him go on tour knowing he already had the injury, even stranger to send him back just because he tweeked it. Looks like their PR needed him out their to sell the Rag wares around the world, and seeing that his ugly mug was plastered front and centre in their advertisng media it's almost certain that he was sent out with the view of returning early.

That could still fall inline with them off-loading him this summer but they'd look like a load of lying cunts if he's off to somewhere else in the short-term, especially with an injury that has reportedly put him out for the start of the season?

I wonder though, would a club like Arsenal be in for him?

[Patrick]

one of the biggest cnuts to grace the football field - i personally dont give a fukc where he ends up as long as he never ever pulls on gods shirt....

[Blue Since 76]

I wonder though, would a club like Arsenal be in for him?

What, just because he's injured?

[Moonchesteri]

Quite strange that they'd let him go on tour knowing he already had the injury, even stranger to send him back just because he tweeked it. Looks like their PR needed him out their to sell the Rag wares around the world, and seeing that his ugly mug was plastered front and centre in their advertisng media it's almost certain that he was sent out with the view of returning early.

That could still fall inline with them off-loading him this summer but they'd look like a load of lying cunts if he's off to somewhere else in the short-term, especially with an injury that has reportedly put him out for the start of the season?

I wonder though, would a club like Arsenal be in for him?

You bet they are. Until they sign some unknown youngster from France instead.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Quite strange that they'd let him go on tour knowing he already had the injury, even stranger to send him back just because he tweeked it. Looks like their PR needed him out their to sell the Rag wares around the world, and seeing that his ugly mug was plastered front and centre in their advertisng media it's almost certain that he was sent out with the view of returning early.

That could still fall inline with them off-loading him this summer but they'd look like a load of lying cunts if he's off to somewhere else in the short-term, especially with an injury that has reportedly put him out for the start of the season?

I wonder though, would a club like Arsenal be in for him?

You bet they are. Until they sign some unknown youngster from France instead.

...On a free.

[Beefymcfc]

I wonder though, would a club like Arsenal be in for him?

What, just because he's injured?

Why not, it's as good'a reason than any other.