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Unequal encounters

Postby BobbyJ1956 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:15 am

Bert's death last week got me thinking about how soft some modern footballers are. Last season there was Ferguson getting typically hysterical about Van Persie being hit by a ball ("he could have been killed.") How I'd have loved to see Bert Trautmann come up against rvp going for a high ball into the penalty area, rvp would have been a foot under the mud while Bert was throwing the ball upfield. Any other men vs boys mis-matches you can think of?
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby Burt » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:18 am

Mick Doyle against umpapumpa shitbag rag Macari. Like feedin strawberries to a donkey!
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby patrickblue » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:33 am

Burt wrote:Mick Doyle against umpapumpa shitbag rag Macari. Like feedin strawberries to a donkey!


Good shout Bert. I'd temporarily forgotten what an obnoxious little twat Macari was.
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:00 pm

Anybody with more than three brain cells and paddy crerand.
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby JamieMCFC » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:22 pm

BobbyJ1956 wrote:Bert's death last week got me thinking about how soft some modern footballers are. Last season there was Ferguson getting typically hysterical about Van Persie being hit by a ball ("he could have been killed.") How I'd have loved to see Bert Trautmann come up against rvp going for a high ball into the penalty area, rvp would have been a foot under the mud while Bert was throwing the ball upfield. Any other men vs boys mis-matches you can think of?


The thing if there was as much money in the game back then as there is now. Footballers wouldn't be any different.
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby sheblue » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:31 pm

JamieMCFC wrote:
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Bert's death last week got me thinking about how soft some modern footballers are. Last season there was Ferguson getting typically hysterical about Van Persie being hit by a ball ("he could have been killed.") How I'd have loved to see Bert Trautmann come up against rvp going for a high ball into the penalty area, rvp would have been a foot under the mud while Bert was throwing the ball upfield. Any other men vs boys mis-matches you can think of?


The thing if there was as much money in the game back then as there is now. Footballers wouldn't be any different.


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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby BlueinBosnia » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:53 pm

Ryan Giggs and Dani Behr...
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby Alioune DVToure » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:02 pm

BobbyJ1956 wrote:Bert's death last week got me thinking about how soft some modern footballers are. Last season there was Ferguson getting typically hysterical about Van Persie being hit by a ball ("he could have been killed.") How I'd have loved to see Bert Trautmann come up against rvp going for a high ball into the penalty area, rvp would have been a foot under the mud while Bert was throwing the ball upfield. Any other men vs boys mis-matches you can think of?


To be fair to Van Prannock, it was Bacon doing the whining and making the embarrassing remarks.
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby Im_Spartacus » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:06 pm

I always remember Shaun Wright-Phillips' debut away at Port Vale. A few minutes after coming on, he had been clattered a few times and got the ball in the box - his only route round 6ft god knows how much Antony Gardner was to knock it through his legs and he actually tried to crawl through his legs after the ball
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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby john68 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:10 pm

Francis Lee (Derby versus a very young Colin Barrett (City).

Frannie began to tell Barrett a joke during the game, whilst delaying the punchline until young Colin had been dragged out of his position in the centre and out towards the wing, leaving a huge defensive hole in the middle.....Derby (Archie Gemmel I think) swept thro the gap and scored.

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Re: Unequal encounters

Postby Twobob » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:14 pm

John Terry and any of his team mates wives/gf's
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