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Diana Dross.

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:38 am

My biggest gripe about last night, (most of you watching on TV were probably spared it): that fucking woman singing Blue Moon, like 'Live At The Fucking Apollo'. I expected it to segue into 'Somewhere Over The Fucking Rainbow' with a full demonstration of her six octave, slightly out of tune, fingernails on a blackboard, voice.

City, whoever she was, & if you have got any more like her lined up: NO.

This is not the Superbowl, & if it was, the 'artiste' would at least probably be someone perceived by the clueless unmusical masses as being 'good' so they would get some pleasure out of it, even if it made my flesh crawl. NOBODY enjoyed that skriking bag of shite last night.

Once again City: NO.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Wonderwall » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:41 am

Cleopatra coming at yer
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby freshie » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:59 am

It was so cringeworthy. Stop it City
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Breks » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:04 am

And she tried to get the Newcastle fans to sing it as well as they would join in. Truly horrible and embarrassing.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby lets all have a disco » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:12 am

She's a lucky charm let's have her every week.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Herb » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:12 am

It was a WTF moment for sure - if she had to have a bellow then she should've given it large pre-match in City Square where it wouldn't have looked quite so daft.
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby lets all have a disco » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:17 am

Herb wrote:It was a WTF moment for sure - if she had to have a bellow then she should've given it large pre-match in City Square where it wouldn't have looked quite so daft.



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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby mcfc1632 » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:29 am

Whilst I tend to agree with the comments on the singer, just feedback from a Toon fan.............

I took a Toon mate along as a treat and suggested we get there early to enjoy the 'full matchday experience'.

So we duly got the tram in and got into the buzzer bar at about 1730. I was explaining about CITY Square and he was taking in the presenters (quite impressed by Nat) and we enjoyed several pints talking to other blues - even though his strong Geordie accent made it clear where he was from.

Then on into the stadium - his 1st time and on with the match.

Up to kick off he was eulogising about just how impressive the CITY set up is - shortly after he was just muttering about how shite the Toon were.

So from an outsider point of view we have something that does not exist elsewhere and is streets ahead.............

Shame I could not coax him back into the Buzzer bar after the match - it was probably my comment that we could watch all the highlights again and again that made him prefer a drink in town!!
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:56 am

mcfc1632 wrote:Whilst I tend to agree with the comments on the singer, just feedback from a Toon fan.............

I took a Toon mate along as a treat and suggested we get there early to enjoy the 'full matchday experience'.

So we duly got the tram in and got into the buzzer bar at about 1730. I was explaining about CITY Square and he was taking in the presenters (quite impressed by Nat) and we enjoyed several pints talking to other blues - even though his strong Geordie accent made it clear where he was from.

Then on into the stadium - his 1st time and on with the match.

Up to kick off he was eulogising about just how impressive the CITY set up is - shortly after he was just muttering about how shite the Toon were.

So from an outsider point of view we have something that does not exist elsewhere and is streets ahead.............

Shame I could not coax him back into the Buzzer bar after the match - it was probably my comment that we could watch all the highlights again and again that made him prefer a drink in town!!


I'm talking purely about the girl singing Bluemoon on the pitch though, preventing us from doing so, not City square. If they want to have her caterwalling in City square, I'm not arsed. If your Geordie mate was impressed with her, there is probably something wrong with him. Mind you, they do have that stupid cunt with the cap on singing 'geordie songs' sometimes up there, so perhaps Diana Dross was an improvement.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Alex Sapphire » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:29 pm

right up there with the time (s?) they piped crowd noises over the PA system to "enhance" the environment.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Slim » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:32 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
mcfc1632 wrote:Whilst I tend to agree with the comments on the singer, just feedback from a Toon fan.............

I took a Toon mate along as a treat and suggested we get there early to enjoy the 'full matchday experience'.

So we duly got the tram in and got into the buzzer bar at about 1730. I was explaining about CITY Square and he was taking in the presenters (quite impressed by Nat) and we enjoyed several pints talking to other blues - even though his strong Geordie accent made it clear where he was from.

Then on into the stadium - his 1st time and on with the match.

Up to kick off he was eulogising about just how impressive the CITY set up is - shortly after he was just muttering about how shite the Toon were.

So from an outsider point of view we have something that does not exist elsewhere and is streets ahead.............

Shame I could not coax him back into the Buzzer bar after the match - it was probably my comment that we could watch all the highlights again and again that made him prefer a drink in town!!


I'm talking purely about the girl singing Bluemoon on the pitch though, preventing us from doing so, not City square. If they want to have her caterwalling in City square, I'm not arsed. If your Geordie mate was impressed with her, there is probably something wrong with him. Mind you, they do have that stupid cunt with the cap on singing 'geordie songs' sometimes up there, so perhaps Diana Dross was an improvement.


I think he was impressed with this....
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And honestly, who wouldn't be?
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:25 pm

Do you prefer the oasis song at the end?
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:17 pm

Slim wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
mcfc1632 wrote:Whilst I tend to agree with the comments on the singer, just feedback from a Toon fan.............

I took a Toon mate along as a treat and suggested we get there early to enjoy the 'full matchday experience'.

So we duly got the tram in and got into the buzzer bar at about 1730. I was explaining about CITY Square and he was taking in the presenters (quite impressed by Nat) and we enjoyed several pints talking to other blues - even though his strong Geordie accent made it clear where he was from.

Then on into the stadium - his 1st time and on with the match.

Up to kick off he was eulogising about just how impressive the CITY set up is - shortly after he was just muttering about how shite the Toon were.

So from an outsider point of view we have something that does not exist elsewhere and is streets ahead.............

Shame I could not coax him back into the Buzzer bar after the match - it was probably my comment that we could watch all the highlights again and again that made him prefer a drink in town!!


I'm talking purely about the girl singing Bluemoon on the pitch though, preventing us from doing so, not City square. If they want to have her caterwalling in City square, I'm not arsed. If your Geordie mate was impressed with her, there is probably something wrong with him. Mind you, they do have that stupid cunt with the cap on singing 'geordie songs' sometimes up there, so perhaps Diana Dross was an improvement.


I think he was impressed with this....
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And honestly, who wouldn't be?


And the good thing is that she seems to have returned Homer Simpson's makeup gun to it's owner. Looked very nice yesterday.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Slim » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:28 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:And the good thing is that she seems to have returned Homer Simpson's makeup gun to it's owner. Looked very nice yesterday.


And the fact you're looking at her face tells us all we need to know about you.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:29 pm

Wonderwall wrote:Cleopatra coming at yer

I was at that game. Wrexham, I think, around Easter '98.
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Re: Diana Dross.

Postby Twobob » Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:15 pm

It was truly awful! Not sure if it was timing or if someone at the club realised that it dropped like a stone shite but i did notice they cut her short.

Speaking of new things - did anyone leave by the gas tank exit last night? Totally brain dead planning - a mass crowed squeezed into a passageway that narrowed as it got closer to the exit and started to cause a crush. All so they could let the cars out of the same exit onto A.Turing Way and put orange barriers to stop people from going on the road.

Only people it helped were the feckless who leave early every game.
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