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Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:59 am

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Fuming David Moyes gives Manchester United the hairdryer after derby-day annihilation
United's flops were made aware of their shortcomings by their new boss, who says he'll make sure they react and resume their title challenge
David Moyes tore into his Manchester United flops after their derby day humiliation.
United slumped to an embarrassing defeat to local rivals City and afterwards Moyes gave his players a blast of former boss Sir Alex Ferguson’s infamous ‘hairdryer’ treatment.
The defeat means United – on seven points - have suffered their worst start to a Premier League campaign since 2004, when they picked up just six points from their first five games.
And Moyes was in no mood to spare his under-performing United players from his anger after revealing he told them their abject display was unacceptable and that he wants a reaction.
“I’ve made them aware of that,” said Moyes. “But if there is ever was a group of players I’d expect that from it would be a group of Manchester United players.
“I think the way they have been brought up, the way they have been bred with the manager previously, they react, that’s what they do, and that’s what we’ll do here.
“We’ll make sure we react. Every manager has bad results. I’m no different.”
When pushed on his post-match dressing-room blast, Moyes said: “I’ve been here before with Everton and never suffered a defeat like this.
“So I just told the players, in the same way I would have told players at any other club, if I don’t think they’re doing it.
“They’re good players, they’re good pros, they know when they’re bang at it and when they’re not.
“City were the better team, they were stronger, they got control of the game and we found it difficult to contain them.
“I’m disappointed we didn’t perform. There was no reason for us not to perform, but it was one game. There’s plenty of time to come.
“We were second to things, in the first-half especially. We seemed to be a yard behind it and never got to the pace of the game right from the off.
“We had a good result in midweek and we wanted to build on that, but we never got to grips with it.”
After drawing 0-0 with Chelsea at home and losing 1-0 at Liverpool, defeat away to City has increased the pressure on Moyes, 84 days into the United job. United have not scored in open play in the league since the opening day.
“We want to win more of those games,” said Moyes. “We have to do that.
“Maybe if those games are later in the season, I might have a better understanding of all of the players at the club.
“But any manager, given that run of fixtures at this club, would have found it difficult.
“There was no reason for us not to perform well today but it’s one game, there is plenty more to come and plenty of time for us to try to fix it.”
United were without leading striker Robin van Persie, who suffered a thigh strain in training the day before the game.
“Obviously you miss Robin,” said Moyes. “He would be a huge miss to anyone, but I don’t think it is going to be a long one.
“He just felt something in his groin in training. We didn’t want to aggravate it.”

Late on in the game David Moyes threw Tom Cleverley into the mix. It was like throwing an egg against a cliff.


this weeks WAG theme is bodypaint ...
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Manager Paolo Di Canio's departure from Sunderland came after a bust-up with two senior players. Daily Mirror

Sunderland players turned on Di Canio after being called to a crisis meeting at the club's training ground on Sunday following the 3-0 defeat at West Brom. DSSC

Members of the Wearside club's squad are believed to have told Di Canio they were unhappy with his man-management methods and his public criticism of them. Northern Echo

Former Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo and ex-Brighton boss Gus Poyet are favourites to take over from Di Canio, while former England manager Steve McClaren is an outsider. Guardian


Udinese are looking to beat Manchester United to the signing of Desportivo Brasil youngster Bruno Gomes, 17. Daily Express

Arsenal and Juventus are weighing up a move for Basel centre-back Fabian Schar, 21.
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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has confirmed that there is no recall clause in 20-year-old Romelu Lukaku's loan deal at Everton. DSSC

Southampton striker Billy Sharp, 27, has chosen to join Reading on loan for three months after turning down three other Championship clubs. Sun

Former Chelsea boss Avram Grant has questioned the way in which Jose Mourinho is marginalising playmaker Juan Mata. Metro

David Flitcroft is in a fight to keep his job - after only 36 games as Barnsley manager. Daily Mirror

Leighton Baines admits fantasy football banter with Leon Osman inspired his brilliant free-kick brace at West Ham. Metro


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Re: Monday's B*l**x

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:06 am

Haha.

I've got the same one & I wish I was sleeping.
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Re: Monday's B*l**x

Postby gillie » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:37 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2429713/Manchester-City-start-TEN-foreign-outfield-players-Manchester-United.html
Hope you dont mind Chinns but i did'nt want to start a new thread and thought this belonged in the bollox.
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Re: Monday's B*l**x

Postby Blue Since 76 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:00 am

gillie wrote:[url="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2429713/Manchester-City-start-TEN-foreign-outfield-players-Manchester-United.html"]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2429713/Manchester-City-start-TEN-foreign-outfield-players-Manchester-United.html[/url] Hope you dont mind Chinns but i did'nt want to start a new thread and thought this belonged in the bollox.


What utter bollox - "United began with six England internationals, past and present, relying on the core values that have helped this club dominate the Premier League for 20 years."


Off the top of my head:
De Gea, Van de Sar, Bartez, Schmeichel, Taibi, Bosnich
Blanc, Evra, Irwin, Vidic,
Keane, Veron, Ronaldo, Giggs, Fletcher
Van Persie, Van Nistleroy, Cantona, Yorke, McClair, Kanchelskis,

They had a lucky streak with youth players coming through who were English. They also used their power to buy some of the best English players. Yet suddenly they're the saviours of the English game being ruined by Jonny Foreigner.

Recently, they've provided Wellbeck and Zidane to the England side, so I doubt Spain are scared.
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Re: Monday's B*l**x

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:02 am

DSSC ... nuff said
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Re: Monday's B*l**x

Postby Blue Since 76 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:04 am

WAGs not working, just get "image". Like a bit of body paint as well
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:15 am

Its working fine for me, however here's the linky: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... EwAg&dur=0
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:35 am

Ha ha ...
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Blue In Bolton » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:45 pm

Chinners wrote:Ha ha ...


Reminds me of this:

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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Blue Since 76 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:56 pm

Chinners wrote:Its working fine for me, however here's the linky: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... EwAg&dur=0


Approved.

How do you get to do that as a job? It was definitely not at my careers fair or I'd have put more effort in to art. Although I'd go more for painting with my hands rather than a brush. And possibly using bodily fluids instead of paint.
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Wooders » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:01 pm

gillie wrote:[url="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2429713/Manchester-City-start-TEN-foreign-outfield-players-Manchester-United.html"]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2429713/Manchester-City-start-TEN-foreign-outfield-players-Manchester-United.html[/url]
Hope you dont mind Chinns but i did'nt want to start a new thread and thought this belonged in the bollox.


This will be the same press that bleats on about how shit England players are
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby craigmcfc » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:51 pm

Cheers Chinners!
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby sheikh it all about » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:55 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
What utter bollox - "United began with six England internationals, past and present, relying on the core values that have helped this club dominate the Premier League for 20 years."

Off the top of my head:
De Gea, Van de Sar, Bartez, Schmeichel, Taibi, Bosnich
Blanc, Evra, Irwin, Vidic,
Keane, Veron, Ronaldo, Giggs, Fletcher
Van Persie, Van Nistleroy, Cantona, Yorke, McClair, Kanchelskis,

They had a lucky streak with youth players coming through who were English. They also used their power to buy some of the best English players. Yet suddenly they're the saviours of the English game being ruined by Jonny Foreigner.

Recently, they've provided Wellbeck and Zidane to the England side, so I doubt Spain are scared.


Utter bollox indeed.

Who were their transfer targets again?
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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:11 pm

Thanks Chinners.
Post derby win bollocks & Katie Upton.

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Re: Monday's B*l**x (updated)

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:48 pm

Breaking news, or maybe not:

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