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Worst possible kit ever?

Postby JamieMCFC » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:35 pm

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Spanish side sports Broccoli-inspired kits. Yes, broccoli.

We’ve discovered Spanish third tier club La Hoya Lorca’s new kits for the 2013/14 season, and don’t you know it, their away shirts might actually be even more hideous than Liverpool’s.

Yes, the kit is a tribute to every child’s least-favorite vegetable.

Not sure how well these new kits are going to sell, but at least the locals have already made the most out of it. Fans have already begun referring to the club as El Brocoli Mecanico, or in English, The Clockwork Broccoli. Brilliant!

There is method behind this madness, too. La Hoya Lorca are based in Murcia, which is known as “the vegetable garden of Spain.” Broccoli happens to be one of the region’s biggest and fastest growing exports, so last year the club released its first cabbage-inspired kit. And guess what? That season, the club went on to earn promotion to the third tier of Spanish soccer, inspiring them to wear the lucky broccoli shirts again this year.

http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/63003860 ... d-kits-yes
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby gmercer1 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:41 pm

Does it make you run faster?
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby Alioune DVToure » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:43 pm

Every child's least favourite vegetable?! Kids love broccoli!

Try sprouts.
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:55 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:Every child's least favourite vegetable?! Kids love broccoli!

Try sprouts.

Indeed. Or broad beans.
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:56 pm

Nah, Liverpool's still worse.
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:22 pm

this rugby sevens kit has something special:

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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:32 pm

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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby frankswift » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:49 pm

It's brilliant! Just what I want for when I'm down the allotment.

Any other teams with brassica-inspired kit?
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby ruralblue » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:00 pm

frankswift wrote:It's brilliant! Just what I want for when I'm down the allotment.

Any other teams with brassica-inspired kit?


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Sorry whats the thread about? Oh kits? just read the fellas got a lotty and that was that!

Fuck wearing that! You'd have cabbage whites chasing the fuck out of you all day. Would much rather see a lovely beetroot style jersey!

Manx, a butternut squash top would suit you rural thinks.
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby Ajardine » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:30 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:this rugby sevens kit has something special:

We usually have something similar as a tour shirt. I've got some hideous rugby tour shirts!
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Re: Worst possible kit ever?

Postby craigmcfc » Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:08 pm

I still think that Liverpool 3rd kit pips it to the title.
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