Kolarov

[JamieMCFC]

Why are you so upset over that name? I thought we were on the Internet, did not realise everything had to be taken 100% seriously. Only one upset here is you. Because apparently referring to him has fanandildo really has rustled your jimmies. I'm positive you don't actually know what slagging someone off is as you've yet to provide an example, carry on.

[Original Dub]

My grasp of English has left me living in Dublin?

Oh dear.

Your grasp of English is inspirational to poor folk like me - even the post above oozes with perfect English...as do the vast majority of your posts.

Ah the funny names you specialize in. Fanandildo is a personal favourite of mine out of all the really funny stuff that you post. That is the aim, isn't it? To be really funny and make up funny names. That is your contribution on here, no? I mean, that's what it looks like you're trying to achieve...

Anyway, I don't mind going back and forth with you and explaining myself when you find it difficult to grasp a point I make, but you'll have to be a bit more grateful when I do.

You came across as quite irate last time I did for some reason.

Alternatively, you could just ignore my posts if you find them confusing and upsetting. I really don't mind.

Why are you so upset over that name? I thought we were on the Internet, did not realise everything had to be taken 100% seriously. Only one upset here is you. Because apparently referring to him has fanandildo really has rustled your jimmies. I'm positive you don't actually know what slagging someone off is as you've yet to provide an example, carry on.

I'm not upset at all. I'm happy.

Sun is shining, brand new car for the first time in years, had a fantastic shag this morning and my team is one of the best around.

"Fanandildo" wouldn't rock the boat too much for me at the moment, thanks.

Anyway, OT I feel like I explained my point to you and hopefully you don't still feel like it is all based on "2 games"?
I made a suggestion and you seemed blown away by it, but maybe I took you up wrong.

Let's just make a deal to keep on contributing like we have been and not let all these nasty things get to us. Like Fanandildo and people from Dublin and the like?

Cool.

[Alioune DVToure]

Fanandildo?!

I almost feel like forgiving Dazby for Superjaw.

[dazby]

It should be Fannydildo. Come on, think about it.

[Alioune DVToure]

Firmhandinyou - as a fisting-based alternative.

[kinkylola]

fannydildo and firmhandinyou are both much better than fanandildo.

I think firmhandinyou just wins out because of a closer resemblance to the original pronunciation. Good effort lads.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

[gmercer1]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

I'm stuffed from all the humble pie I've been eating!

[Foreverinbluedreams]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

I'm stuffed from all the humble pie I've been eating!

Ditto.

[gmercer1]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

I'm stuffed from all the humble pie I've been eating!

Ditto.

Only thing I have to defend myself is I've always said he has the best left foot in the Prem. I won't go in to what I was saying about his defending.
Keep up the good work Mr Kolorov I can handle more humble pie!

[dazby]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

Who? Oh, you mean Kolonob.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

So Kolarov eh? Top player.

I'm stuffed from all the humble pie I've been eating!

Ditto.

Only thing I have to defend myself is I've always said he has the best left foot in the Prem. I won't go in to what I was saying about his defending.
Keep up the good work Mr Kolorov I can handle more humble pie!

I personally find the way some of our own 'fans' have acted towards him pathetic. He's our own player ffs and some were saying they hoped he'd 'never pull on the blue shirt again'. The OP posted that he didn't give a shit about playing for us which is bullshit. You saw his annoyance at having to come off on Saturday. That was not the actions of a man who didn't care.

[Beefymcfc]

Always liked him.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Kolarov has his points, but can he open a can of peas with his left foot, like Alfons Groenendijk?

[Beefymcfc]

Kolarov has his points, but can he open a can of peas with his left foot, like Alfons Groenendijk?

No, but I bet he can open a can of Whoop-Ass on shithouses like Naismith.

[gillie]

Kolarov in not a full back end of.Watch the Everton goal again and see him ambling back to our half that should show you all how good a defender he is.

[Blue Since 76]

Kolarov in not a full back end of.Watch the Everton goal again and see him ambling back to our half that should show you all how good a defender he is.

That was very poor and very typical of him. However, he was much better when he was goal side of the attackers which is a change. Hopefully he's getting the hang of it. On the strength of the last couple of performances, I'll stop groaning when I realise he's in the side.

[Wonderwall]

That was very poor and very typical of him. However, he was much better when he was goal side of the attackers which is a change. Hopefully he's getting the hang of it. On the strength of the last couple of performances, I'll stop groaning when I realise he's in the side.

His delivery against everton in the attacking 3rd was fantastic. I wish our strikers would anticipate those crosses.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Kolarov in not a full back end of.Watch the Everton goal again and see him ambling back to our half that should show you all how good a defender he is.

I don't think Clichy is all that brilliant at defending either.
He's better defensively no doubt but Kolarov is so much better going forward. Both in terms of his off the ball runs and crossing.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

That was very poor and very typical of him. However, he was much better when he was goal side of the attackers which is a change. Hopefully he's getting the hang of it. On the strength of the last couple of performances, I'll stop groaning when I realise he's in the side.

His delivery against everton in the attacking 3rd was fantastic. I wish our strikers would anticipate those crosses.

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