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Postby Yaya Toure is a LAD » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:08 pm

Yaya Toure can make onions cry
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby clippo22 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:58 pm

Yaya is the best 'lazy' player I have seen
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Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:18 am

Yaya killed mighty joe young and carried kong on his day off. Cunts.
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Postby Jorgobot » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:02 am

AG7 wrote:Yes we know it's FIB ... and everyone's bored out of their minds ...

Wasn't that thread last year about Yaya having a big black dick during an international break as well?

Oh, how we miss football ...


Oh god tell me this aint so
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Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:24 am

Jesus saves, but yaya withdraws!
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Postby gillie » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:26 am

I assume everyone knows YayaToure Fact's is actually an account on twitter.
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Postby dazby » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:44 am

No. Thanks Gillie.


So Breks is plagiarising?
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:46 am

yaya toure can make onions cry
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Postby Breks » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:50 am

dazby wrote:No. Thanks Gillie.

So Breks is plagiarising?


Bingo. I would have thought people already knew this.
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Postby Goaters 103 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:26 am

Breks wrote:
dazby wrote:No. Thanks Gillie.

So Breks is plagiarising?


Bingo. I would have thought people already knew this.


The spoof Ya Ya Toure one on Twitter is even funnier - "Box to Box Ivorian Powerhouse" - with tales from his mate Shady Pete. Funniest tweet was when his "agent" was spouting off stating he might leave if he doesn't get a new contract - spoof Toure tweeted "The only place Big Ya Ya is going to is Gala Bingo."
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Postby Rag_hater » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:38 am

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Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:44 am

What's going on in that second pic? Is Yaya a Jedi?
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Postby Avalon » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:36 am

I once saw this pic and saved it since, as I thought it was hilarious.

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Postby Original Dub » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:46 am

When yaya touches water, yaya doesn't get wet.

Water gets yaya'd
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Postby dazby » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:45 am

I do prefer it when we did these with Zabba. Much more believable.
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Postby Elvistheblue » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:09 pm

Rory Delap can throw a football over 50 yards. Yaya Toure can throw Rory Delap even further.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:11 pm

yaya toure can make onions cry
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Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:50 pm

Yaya Toure is building the stadium extension singlehandedly, under the direction of The Engineer.

It will take him two hours.
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Yaya Toure is a LAD » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:59 pm

I'm going to a sauna session with Yaya Toure. Yaya doesn't sweat. The sauna sweats...
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Re: YaYa Toure Facts

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:10 pm

I'm not Yaya Toure. Yaya Toure is me.
"I used to be 6 foot 2 with curly hair, look what it's done to me"

"In my career so far it's the most important goal. You score the goal in the last minute to win the title. You're not sure if that's ever going to happen in your career again. I wish I could tell you how I did it but I can't. I thought for all the world that Mario was going to have a go himself but he just moved it on one more and it fell at my feet and I just thought: 'Hit the target, hit it as hard as you can and hit the target.' And it went in."
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