Ooooh there's some belters in this little gem by ratboy. Which ones are your favourites?
I'm torn between the manager of manchester united being similar to a statesman... or "all you have to do is say the name "Manchester United Football Club" and it breeds authority"... or something similar.
This is the way most rags I know think. And THAT is why every other fan wants them to fail. Not for the reasons they think.
Anyway, here it is in all it's glory:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ead_module