***official city v palace match thread***

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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:46 pm

I may be drunk off my arse right now, but can someone please tell me how JERRY FUCKING GARCIA got in the lineup? I assume it's got to be the deceased guitarist from the Grateful Dead, because there is no fucking way on god's green earth someone would actually play that useless sack Javi Garcia in Manchester City's starting 11?

And you pricks are "very satisfied", fuck you and your fucking satisfaction metre, any cunt that plays Garcia as anything other than lead guitar needs fucking castrating, burning and fucking sacking.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:49 pm

Jovetic...sigh.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby london blue 2 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:51 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:Jovetic...sigh.

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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Spurge » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:54 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:CITY XI: Hart, Boyata, Kompany (C), Nastasic, Clichy, Garcia,Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, Milner, Dzeko

From OS

[highlight][highlight]Well, that's fucked my FFT then[/highlight][/highlight]. Cheers Pellers you plum!

Not too sure about the line-up and would normally be worried with so many changes to our defensive areas but eh, this is Palace we are playing.

Surely that team should beat Palace, at home?


Hopefully the opposite for me - I brought in Milner and Navas
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:55 pm

Slim wrote:I may be drunk off my arse right now, but can someone please tell me how JERRY FUCKING GARCIA got in the lineup? I assume it's got to be the deceased guitarist from the Grateful Dead, because there is no fucking way on god's green earth someone would actually play that useless sack Javi Garcia in Manchester City's starting 11?

And you pricks are "very satisfied", fuck you and your fucking satisfaction metre, any cunt that plays Garcia as anything other than lead guitar needs fucking castrating, burning and fucking sacking.


You should have got an 18 year old brunette instead of the 18 year old whiskey you miserable git.!
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby london blue 2 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:56 pm

This team scares me, if we concede early this could be painful. I have to trust pellers though, at least that's what I've been told.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:57 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Slim wrote:I may be drunk off my arse right now, but can someone please tell me how JERRY FUCKING GARCIA got in the lineup? I assume it's got to be the deceased guitarist from the Grateful Dead, because there is no fucking way on god's green earth someone would actually play that useless sack Javi Garcia in Manchester City's starting 11?

And you pricks are "very satisfied", fuck you and your fucking satisfaction metre, any cunt that plays Garcia as anything other than lead guitar needs fucking castrating, burning and fucking sacking.


You should have got an 18 year old brunette instead of the 18 year old whiskey you miserable git.!


I have a 22yo brunette, she is sweet and goes down well(even writing that, I knew it was wrong gonna just stop now).
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:57 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:This has been stated
Sorry did nt finish my sentence as I was going through the turnstile. I don't have any official source for this but people I spoke to in Mary Ds mentioned it and my brother told me yesterday. I thought it was general knowledge. No fishing
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:58 pm

Gayle on the bench, so the pace they have is....well sitting on the bench.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby mr_nool » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:59 pm

I'm a bit worried. I'm expecting a bit of a hangover after the LIverpool in, and this team doesn't really fill me with confidence.
I'm going for a scruffy one goal win.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby london blue 2 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:59 pm

Slim wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Slim wrote:I may be drunk off my arse right now, but can someone please tell me how JERRY FUCKING GARCIA got in the lineup? I assume it's got to be the deceased guitarist from the Grateful Dead, because there is no fucking way on god's green earth someone would actually play that useless sack Javi Garcia in Manchester City's starting 11?

And you pricks are "very satisfied", fuck you and your fucking satisfaction metre, any cunt that plays Garcia as anything other than lead guitar needs fucking castrating, burning and fucking sacking.


You should have got an 18 year old brunette instead of the 18 year old whiskey you miserable git.!


I have a 22yo brunette, she is sweet and goes down well(even writing that, I knew it was wrong gonna just stop now).

Did she get a puncture?
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:00 pm

Female linesman, can't wait till one cracks the top role there, see anyone trying to bully her look like a right cock.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby phips » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:00 pm

my FFT got fucked.

this is a strong-ish lineup
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:07 pm

Boyata looking good so far.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby PrezIke » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:08 pm

Slim wrote:Female linesman, can't wait till one cracks the top role there, see anyone trying to bully her look like a right cock.


I believe there is a female linesman that is highly rated (is it her?) so maybe she has a chance.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:09 pm

Slim wrote:Female linesman, can't wait till one cracks the top role there, see anyone trying to bully her look like a right cock.


I can't wait to giggle when they say the ref blows :)
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby PrezIke » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:09 pm

Commentators on nbc saying it is awfully quiet for so many people in the stands.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby PrezIke » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:10 pm

Boyata starting off pretty well thus far.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby Slim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:12 pm

Seems so far that Palace are only on the field to give us the ball back.
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Re: ***official city v palace match thread***

Postby AG7 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:12 pm

Why haven't we scored yet? At this rate we won't get to that 10 ...
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