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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:36 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Really? You must have very very high standards or you are completely blind. Get on google images


I'd like to see the actual hogs some of these high brow cunts have shagged. It would be like a Hills Have Eyes sequel.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby blues2win » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:47 pm

Could really do with a big win say 3-0 or better which would put the tie to bed. That way we could play a weakened team for the second leg and not worry.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby bigblue » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:52 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
bigblue wrote:she's not that fit to be ogling over


Really? You must have very very high standards or you are completely blind. Get on google images


ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

DoomMerchant wrote:I'd like to see the actual hogs some of these high brow cunts have shagged. It would be like a Hills Have Eyes sequel.


lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

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Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Original Dub » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:36 pm

bigblue wrote:
ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

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Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.


Your mrs is better looking than michelle keegan and has the same body?

Congratulations, you are banging the sexiest woman on the planet.

Pictures mad arse.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Original Dub » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:37 pm

bigblue wrote:
ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

----------------------

Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.


Your mrs is better looking than michelle keegan and has the same body?

Congratulations, you are banging the sexiest woman on the planet.

Pictures mad arse.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Original Dub » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:38 pm

bigblue wrote:
ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

----------------------

Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.


Your mrs is better looking than michelle keegan and has the same body?

My arse.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby walmai » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:49 pm

AG7 wrote:Fat Sam has got it all wrong ... surely if he wanted to progress in a Cup, the FA Cup tie against a Championship side (Nottingham Forrest) was a better bet than a two-legged tie against Manchester City ...


He can't give two shites for either cup, mate.

AG7 wrote:Prediction: City 3 - 0 West Ham


And the rest!
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Goaters 103 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:07 pm

We need to start at a real pace here and jump on the Hammers fragile confidence. An early goal and constant pressure, as we need to make the 2nd leg easier on ourselves than we did in 2010 and 2012.

A handsome win is needed and nothing else is acceptable here. Pick a team to win the first leg comfortably and no fucling around
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby City64 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:21 pm

Goaters 103 wrote:We need to start at a real pace here and jump on the Hammers fragile confidence. An early goal and constant pressure, as we need to make the 2nd leg easier on ourselves than we did in 2010 and 2012.

A handsome win is needed and nothing else is acceptable here. Pick a team to win the first leg confortably and no fucling around



Absolutely . Lets put this to bed wednesday eve .
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:15 pm

From the Manager's presser today: Navas has been ruled out with a minor knee injury. Sergio Aguero and Micah Richards are back in training but both are not yet ready for a first-team return. Jovetic and Rodwell still injured. Demichelis is available .
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Jon London » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:11 pm

I hope Pellers understands that away goals only count double AFTER extra time should it be needed. I don't want us winning 3-1 and losing the 2nd leg 2-0 after 90 minutes with Pellers sending Hart or Panti up for a corner or bringing on a half fit Aguero in added time thinking we are out if the ref blows the whistle. Lets not give Stelling and Souness the excuse to berate the Manager again should it not go to plan.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby s1ty m » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:18 pm

DoomMerchant wrote: I'd like to see the actual hogs some of these high brow cunts have shagged. It would be like a Hills Have Eyes sequel.


Lol. Hogs. Superb.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby sheblue » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:48 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:From the Manager's presser today: Navas has been ruled out with a minor knee injury. Sergio Aguero and Micah Richards are back in training but both are not yet ready for a first-team return. Jovetic and Rodwell still injured. Demichelis is available .



Oh god...please no.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby clawbaggio » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:23 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:From the Manager's presser today: Navas has been ruled out with a minor knee injury. Sergio Aguero and Micah Richards are back in training but both are not yet ready for a first-team return. Jovetic and Rodwell still injured. Demichelis is available .


Rodwell came on as sub for a couple of minutes the other day. Is he injured AGAIN?
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby walmai » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:37 pm

Is Dimichelis the one with the Heavy Metal barnet?

You could have Meatloaf in your back four and still keep a clean sheet.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:38 pm

Chinners wrote:Deffo NSFW or life in general!!!

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No doubt the stench emitted by crerand turned her into a blue.

As for West Ham, if we could give them a serious hammering in the first leg we might be able to get big fat sam the sack.That'd be good for West Ham and good for football.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby walmai » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:46 pm

Its a kind thought, but we wouldn't fire him even if we lost the tie 100-0 on aggregate.

Its too expensive for the knickers and dildo chairmen to afford.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:56 pm

bigblue wrote:
ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

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Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.


A and z are next to each other on the keyboard. You must be really small.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:57 pm

bigblue wrote:
ah you're right, looks much better in other pics:

http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg

In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like

lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard

----------------------

Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.


A and z are next to each other on the keyboard. You must be really small.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Goaters 103 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:21 am

walmai wrote:Its a kind thought, but we wouldn't fire him even if we lost the tie 100-0 on aggregate.

Its too expensive for the knickers and dildo chairmen to afford.


Wish you well AFTER this semi final Walmai, but we owe you for that Cup qf a few yrs ago.

Im not buying the theory that Allardyce doesnt care about this tie, and expect a full side and much better showing from your lot than we have seen of late. Im just hoping City dont sleepwalk into this game like we did at Blackburn, and back at Wembley last May when we simply didnt turn up.

This comp gives us a chance to put that right.
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