Comedy Club.

[gillie]

Until just over a year ago I lived right in the heart of Ordsall for over 10 years and was subjected to rag shite on a daily basis. Fuckin patronising cunts rags are and lying fuckers to boot too. They love to give out shit but cannot take it back one little bit thw soft fuckin cunt!. We have damned well earned our fuckin right to give those cunts shit any time we see fit and I love the fact that I can now watch the young lads in our family stand tall and rip into those cunts at every given opportunity. How fuckin dare anyone suggest that we shouldn't dish it out. Too fuckin short memories some have on here. As Corporal Jones said "They don't like it up em Captain Mainwairing!". Let the devilworshiping rag cunts ave it big time!!!

Amen to that brother

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[london blue 2]

Until just over a year ago I lived right in the heart of Ordsall for over 10 years and was subjected to rag shite on a daily basis. Fuckin patronising cunts rags are and lying fuckers to boot too. They love to give out shit but cannot take it back one little bit thw soft fuckin cunt!. We have damned well earned our fuckin right to give those cunts shit any time we see fit and I love the fact that I can now watch the young lads in our family stand tall and rip into those cunts at every given opportunity. How fuckin dare anyone suggest that we shouldn't dish it out. Too fuckin short memories some have on here. As Corporal Jones said "They don't like it up em Captain Mainwairing!". Let the devilworshiping rag cunts ave it big time!!!

Amen to that brother

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[Chopper]

Red Cafe is a joy to read at the moment. Its both sinking and sinking in.

[Chopper]

Loved this one. Outstanding work statto!!!!

rag cafe: Can We Get 4th?

I think Arsenal, City and Chelsea are safe. That leaves Manchester United to contend with 3 other clubs for the remaining place - Liverpool, Everton and Spurs (5,4 and 3 points ahead of United respectively).

Liverpool are playing better than us, have easier fixtures and are 5 points ahead, so it would take a super optimist to say we have as good a chance. Let's be super-optimistic and say we have. That leaves Spurs and Everton - both ahead of us at this point. Let's be niggardly and give Spurs a 12% chance of qualification and Everton 8%. That leaves 80% to be evenly divided between Liverpool and United - 40% each. So:

United - 40%
Liverpool - 40%
Spurs - 12%
Everton - 8%
Total - 100%

Personally I don't think Everton's chances are 5 times worse than ours, and Spurs have just beaten us at home. Also, I think Liverpool, at this point, are entitled to fancy their chances more than United. So 33%, or 1 chance in 3, might be more realistic.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Loved this one. Outstanding work statto!!!! rag cafe: Can We Get 4th? I think Arsenal, City and Chelsea are safe. That leaves Manchester United to contend with 3 other clubs for the remaining place - Liverpool, Everton and Spurs (5,4 and 3 points ahead of United respectively). Liverpool are playing better than us, have easier fixtures and are 5 points ahead, so it would take a super optimist to say we have as good a chance. Let's be super-optimistic and say we have. That leaves Spurs and Everton - both ahead of us at this point. Let's be niggardly and give Spurs a 12% chance of qualification and Everton 8%. That leaves 80% to be evenly divided between Liverpool and United - 40% each. So: United - 40% Liverpool - 40% Spurs - 12% Everton - 8% Total - 100% Personally I don't think Everton's chances are 5 times worse than ours, and Spurs have just beaten us at home. Also, I think Liverpool, at this point, are entitled to fancy their chances more than United. So 33%, or 1 chance in 3, might be more realistic.

Do you know the sad truth of the matter is if IF! the scum get 4th and qualify for the CL via a play off against, say, the champions of Estonia they will still be in the pot of number one seeds whilst we will probably end up in the 2nd pot next season even if we win the bloody thing.

[MilnersJaw]

Yeah not like he's scored 50 goals since and helped us win the league and cup is it?

Was a joke you gimp.

Go suck some more rag penis

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Yeah not like he's scored 50 goals since and helped us win the league and cup is it?

Was a joke you gimp.

Go suck some more rag penis

Haha. What are you? A middle aged man throwing out gay and childish 'insults' on an internet forum. Debating skills of an 11 year old.
No thankyou.
All the more ironic because I'm defending a CITY player.
You however would have a bigger claim to say 90% of Dzeko's goals were tap ins. Still not true though.

[Ted Hughes]

If I was the Glazers, I would give Moyes fuck all, take my medicine this season, then get a proper, experienced, world class manager for next season & borrow big money to back him.

If that failed, I would milk it dry, syphon off as much as possible then sell.

If Utd's profits aren't enough to fund their revival, watch ffp disappear as their new owner takes over.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

If I was the Glazers, I would give Moyes fuck all, take my medicine this season, then get a proper, experienced, world class manager for next season & borrow big money to back him.

If that failed, I would milk it dry, syphon off as much as possible then sell.

If Utd's profits aren't enough to fund their revival, watch ffp disappear as their new owner takes over.

They need a complete squad overhaul. They're okay upfront and Degea is pretty decent but they are lacking in every other area. They need two quality centre midfielders, at least one winger, a new left back and a centre back.

I can also see them just writing this season off, bringing in a propper manager and really spending some dough.
So I'm now determined to enjoy this season whilst they're poor before they inevitably bring a better manager in.

[MilnersJaw]

Haha. What are you? A middle aged man throwing out gay and childish 'insults' on an internet forum. Debating skills of an 11 year old.
No thankyou.
All the more ironic because I'm defending a CITY player.
You however would have a bigger claim to say 90% of Dzeko's goals were tap ins. Still not true though.

What are you some idiot who takes everything he reads on the internet as gospel. You're the biggest rag on here and you're still banging on about shrek in nearly everty post you make, its funny.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Haha. What are you? A middle aged man throwing out gay and childish 'insults' on an internet forum. Debating skills of an 11 year old.
No thankyou.
All the more ironic because I'm defending a CITY player.
You however would have a bigger claim to say 90% of Dzeko's goals were tap ins. Still not true though.

What are you some idiot who takes everything he reads on the internet as gospel. You're the biggest rag on here and you're still banging on about shrek in nearly everty post you make, its funny.

Change the record. You're boring. Also learn to spell, punctuate and what the word 'gospel' means.

[MilnersJaw]

Change the record. You're boring. Also learn to spell, punctuate and what the word 'gospel' means.

I'm using my phone sometimes I mistype, who gives a toss. I guess when you have nothing to say you can always attacks someones grammar on the internet. Keep at it rag.

[AG7]

Do you know the sad truth of the matter is if IF! the scum get 4th and qualify for the CL via a play off against, say, the champions of Estonia they will still be in the pot of number one seeds whilst we will probably end up in the 2nd pot next season even if we win the bloody thing.

Well, if we win the bloody thing then we go top of Pot 1 ... and to even get to a qualifier they need the 4th spot and I'm sure Liverpool, Everton, Spurs and even Newcastle will have something to say about that ...

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Do you know the sad truth of the matter is if IF! the scum get 4th and qualify for the CL via a play off against, say, the champions of Estonia they will still be in the pot of number one seeds whilst we will probably end up in the 2nd pot next season even if we win the bloody thing.

Well, if we win the bloody thing then we go top of Pot 1 ... and to even get to a qualifier they need the 4th spot and I'm sure Liverpool, Everton, Spurs and even Newcastle will have something to say about that ...

spurs will fall away from march onwards. It's in their dna. Newcastle imo have been over performing and will finish about 8th which is still a decent season for them. Battle for 4th will be between Everton, Liverpool

[Slim]

With 3 teams qualifying now automatically for the group stage, the 4th placed team was supposed to get a harder opponent for the playoff. In the last few years teams from England(mostly Arsenal) have had to play Fenerbache, Celtic, Udinese and Young Boys. I wouldn't expect any top 4 team in England to lose those games, but they certainly aren't some qualifier from the back end of nowhere no-one has ever heard of.

[Im_Spartacus]

With 3 teams qualifying now automatically for the group stage, the 4th placed team was supposed to get a harder opponent for the playoff. In the last few years teams from England(mostly Arsenal) have had to play Fenerbache, Celtic, Udinese and Young Boys. I wouldn't expect any top 4 team in England to lose those games, but they certainly aren't some qualifier from the back end of nowhere no-one has ever heard of.

The good news is, even if they do make 4th, the oments are good, whereby the only time Moyes had a playoff game for the champions league, he lost it against Villareal.....managed by the count

[Hazy2]

With 3 teams qualifying now automatically for the group stage, the 4th placed team was supposed to get a harder opponent for the playoff. In the last few years teams from England(mostly Arsenal) have had to play Fenerbache, Celtic, Udinese and Young Boys. I wouldn't expect any top 4 team in England to lose those games, but they certainly aren't some qualifier from the back end of nowhere no-one has ever heard of.

The good news is, even if they do make 4th, the oments are good, whereby the only time Moyes had a playoff game for the champions league, he lost it against Villareal.....managed by the count

After a world cup it will a 2 week break if that back for the Q game, I can hear his excuses about tiredness already.

[MilnersJaw]

The good news is, even if they do make 4th, the oments are good, whereby the only time Moyes had a playoff game for the champions league, he lost it against Villareal.....managed by the count

Its a big if if they finish 4th at all. Depends mostly on Liverpool and if the rat gets injured/banned for 10 games.

[Beefymcfc]

£200 million, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....................

World Class signings, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...................

Manchester United, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...................

Loving It!

[Hutch's Shoulder]

£200 million, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .................... World Class signings, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ................... Manchester United, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ................... Loving It!

It's a misprint, should be £2m