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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby freshie » Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:00 am

Chinners wrote:Deffo NSFW or life in general!!! * SPOILER *


Fuck it - sorry I meant her. You still would - might even be better doing her whilst she's in a rag shirt. They're getting used to getting screwed by City these days anyway so she'd probably love it even more
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby freshie » Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:04 am

bigblue wrote: ah you're right, looks much better in other pics: http://lifecodes.net/wp-content/uploads ... 050314.jpg In the pic she just looked a bit oompa loompa/plastic/fake like lol. I'm not posting anything to verify it (so it's pretty much meaningless on the internet), but my current gf has a better face and about the same body (and no, she doesn't check this forum). Just saying that not everyone online has the stereotypical "basement-dweller" life. To get a girl like that is not too hard just: have confidence, fuck her right on the reg, take out to fancy restaurant on occasion, and learn too put up with dumb and/or psycho comments. You usually get 2/3 of the following traits from any girl: good looks, smarts, sanity. Go for your favorite 2 or pick someone mediocre in all three... Basically I'm saying my penis is so big that it goes all the way from a to z on the keyboard ---------------------- Sorry to go off topic, but a 3-0 win would be great, as west ham can't seem to get goals to save their life. Would put the tie to bed. Anything more would just be icing on top and to boost our stats.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby dazby » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:06 am

Wonderwall wrote:Well it's a shame it's winter as Michelle Keegan will be in city square which means she will be wrapped up

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Plus mike wedderburn too



I'm pretty sure thats a girl named Emma. I'm facebook friends with her along with seemingly hundreds of other blues. Whenever she posts anything about City she gets 100 likes.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby dazby » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:09 am

Oops, sorry for the duplicates.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:26 am

dazby wrote:Oops, sorry for the duplicates.

You really are sure it's Emma, aren't you.
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Herb » Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:37 am

Fat Sam on sky this morning explaining that he'll set out to defend in an organised fashion like crystal palace did - in the hope that they can keep the score reasonable for the 2nd leg.
It could be a dire display with a packed area and, given the fat one's proclamation, they'll continue to defend like demons even if we've scored already as he doesn't want to win the first leg - just keep the score down.
It's interesting as the 2 legged nature of the game means that a goal won't necessarily open the opposition up in the usual fashion so I don't expect a big score - perhaps 1-0 to us tonight then 0-4 to us away when they have to come out and play?
If we had De Gea and the rags had Hart, we'd be top with a 9 point lead and they'd be in 12th place - that's the difference between a 'good' keeper and a 'top class' keeper - 12 places - think about it.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:19 pm

Tickets no longer available online? Sold out or just gave up the ghost?
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Chinners » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:20 pm

Capital One Cup semi-final first leg
Venue: Etihad StadiumDate: Wednesday, 8 January
Coverage: Watch highlights on The League Cup Show on Wednesday at 2315 BST, BBC One.

Manchester City's Jesus Navas has been ruled out with a knee injury.
Sergio Aguero and Micah Richards are back in training but both are not yet ready for a first-team return.
West Ham manager Sam Allardyce will put Roger Johnson straight into his squad after the defender signed on loan from Wolves for the rest of the season.
They are still without a host of injured players including Winston Reid and Andy Carroll, while captain Kevin Nolan is banned.

MATCH PREVIEW
A trip to the Etihad is probably the last ground in English football that beleaguered West Ham manager Sam Allardyce would like his team to visit right now given his side's shocking run of form and appalling injury list.
The 5-0 defeat his shadow side suffered at the hands of Championship club Nottingham Forest at the weekend saw speculation increase that Allardyce was set to lose his job but in a letter to the club's supporters he received the backing, for now, from Hammers' co-owners David Gold and David Sullivan.
West Ham have never won the League Cup but the odds on them beating Manchester City over two legs of this semi-final are very long indeed. City are unstoppable at home and have scored an incredible 53 goals in 14 matches at the Etihad this season.
Allardice will surely be hoping the best his injury-ravaged squad can do is limit the damage to give his side any hope in the second leg at Upton Park.

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
•Manchester City have met West Ham United once in the League Cup back in 1984, beating the Hammers 2-1 in a replay at Upton Park after a goalless draw at Maine Road.
•City won the last meeting between the two clubs, away at Upton Park, 3-1 in October.
•West Ham have won only once at the Etihad Stadium, beating City in an FA Cup quarter-final tie in 2006.
•Both clubs were semi-finalists in 1964 and 2011, with West Ham losing to the eventual winners on both occasions.
Manchester City
•City have twice won the League Cup, beating West Bromwich Albion in 1970 and Newcastle United in 1976 - and were losing finalists against Wolves in 1974.
•Bosnia striker Edin Dzeko has scored in all three of City's ties so far this season.
•None of City's League Cup scorers this season have been English.
•Liverpool are the only side to beat Manchester City in a home semi-final tie in this competition - in 1981 and 2012.
West Ham United
•West Ham have been losing finalists twice in League Cup history - versus West Bromwich Albion in 1966 and Liverpool in 1981.
•The Hammers have scored nine goals in four League Cup ties, almost half the 19 goals they have scored in 20 league games.
•Hammers boss Sam Allardyce led former club Bolton to the 2004 League Cup final where they lost to Middlesbrough.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby bigblue » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:42 pm

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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby ant london » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:10 pm

What's wrong with Jesus? Any updates on how serious?
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Chinners » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:13 pm

ant london wrote:What's wrong with Jesus? Any updates on how serious?


Knee Injury for about a week
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby mr_nool » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:21 pm

Chinners wrote:
ant london wrote:What's wrong with Jesus? Any updates on how serious?


Knee Injury for about a week


I heard both wrists, both feet, head and chest. But maybe that's old news.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:23 pm

mr_nool wrote: I heard both wrists, both feet, head and chest. But maybe that's old news.


Made me laugh out loud at work.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:30 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
mr_nool wrote: I heard both wrists, both feet, head and chest. But maybe that's old news.


Made me laugh out loud at work.


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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:04 pm

mr_nool wrote:
I heard both wrists, both feet, head and chest. But maybe that's old news.


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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Sideshow Bob » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:44 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Chinners wrote:
ant london wrote:What's wrong with Jesus? Any updates on how serious?


Knee Injury for about a week


I heard both wrists, both feet, head and chest. But maybe that's old news.


I get the hands and feet and maybe his head (crown of thorns?), but what happened to his chest?
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Joeythelips » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:45 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:<null>


His heart was broken.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby mr_nool » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:48 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
I get the hands and feet and maybe his head (crown of thorns?), but what happened to his chest?


One of the Roman guards stabbed him with a spear when he was hanging from the cross. And yes, the head injury is from the crown. All six are common stigmata.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:50 pm

mr_nool wrote: One of the Roman guards stabbed him with a spear when he was hanging from the cross. And yes, the head injury is from the crown. All six are common stigmata.


Milner and Zabba would have called him a wimp.
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Re: Next: West Ham (Home) - CapitalOne Cup

Postby chef » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:05 pm

ant london wrote:What's wrong with Jesus? Any updates on how serious?


I read somewhere that he would be back by Easter.
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