jovetic

[Bianchi on Ice]

Is that when he has his annual wank?

Nah. He's got a wrist injury

If I could only wank once a year thats the least Id expect

[Slim]

Unless he has an imaginary girlfriend

Imaginary girlfriends are the best.

No nagging, no crazy days of the month and they don't win every argument.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Unless he has an imaginary girlfriend

Imaginary girlfriends are the best.

No nagging, no crazy days of the month and they don't win every argument.

I dumped my imaginary girlfriend and now shes stalking me. How unlucky is that?

[Slim]

Unless he has an imaginary girlfriend

Imaginary girlfriends are the best.

No nagging, no crazy days of the month and they don't win every argument.

I dumped my imaginary girlfriend and now shes stalking me. How unlucky is that?

Get yourself an imaginary TRO, you'll be right.

[bigblue]

Wondering where he's been? Check out his instagram:

http://instagram.com/stevanj35#

Most recent pic:

http://instagram.com/p/jNVZC3Baz8/

5:0 PERFECT GAME,WELL DONE BOYS!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU NEXT TUESDAY :))))

[MilnersJaw]

His stats on FIFA rate him better than both Neggers and dzeko. Can't wait to see him play.

[Breks]

His stats on FIFA rate him better than both Neggers and dzeko. Can't wait to see him play.

Fifa ratings mean fuck all.

[Jorgobot]

His stats on FIFA rate him better than both Neggers and dzeko. Can't wait to see him play.

bahahahaha good one

[AG7]

His stats on FIFA rate him better than both Neggers and dzeko. Can't wait to see him play.

Is that because that's all he's been doing all these months? Playing FIFA that is?

[TheBlueCatsWhiskers]

Great piece in the MEN quoting Richards "“He has been unlucky this season but is working ever so hard in the gym and outside on the pitch, and once City fans properly see him they will be happy because he is such a good player.

“He is more of an in-the-hole sort of player, more creative, the type who comes up with assists. But he is a great finisher as well, so he will definitely add some firepower as well. I can't wait to see him play.

“I've trained with him, and I think if you saw him in the AC Milan game pre-season, I know it was only pre-season, but it was against good opposition and he ripped them to shreds with his movement, skill and touch.

Here's hoping.....

[freshie]

Great piece in the MEN quoting Richards "“He has been unlucky this season but is working ever so hard in the gym and outside on the pitch, and once City fans properly see him they will be happy because he is such a good player. “He is more of an in-the-hole sort of player, more creative, the type who comes up with assists. But he is a great finisher as well, so he will definitely add some firepower as well. I can't wait to see him play. “I've trained with him, and I think if you saw him in the AC Milan game pre-season, I know it was only pre-season, but it was against good opposition and he ripped them to shreds with his movement, skill and touch. Here's hoping.....

That's the kind of thing we want to read

[Clowncrete]

His stats on FIFA rate him better than both Neggers and dzeko. Can't wait to see him play.

He is even better than Aguero in my career mode!;-)

[sheblue]

Great piece in the MEN quoting Richards "“He has been unlucky this season but is working ever so hard in the gym and outside on the pitch, and once City fans properly see him they will be happy because he is such a good player. “He is more of an in-the-hole sort of player, more creative, the type who comes up with assists. But he is a great finisher as well, so he will definitely add some firepower as well. I can't wait to see him play. “I've trained with him, and I think if you saw him in the AC Milan game pre-season, I know it was only pre-season, but it was against good opposition and he ripped them to shreds with his movement, skill and touch. Here's hoping.....

That's the kind of thing we want to read

Yes, thats more like it (i never really believed he was pregnant anyway)

[clippo22]

City's official Instagram have a picture of jovetic back in full training as their 'Instagram of the day'! Let's hope we get to see him next week!

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Just in time to be in peak form in February

[Slim]

Just in time to replace the hole created by Nasri's injury.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water (scary music)......

[DoomMerchant]

Just in time to get injured in a dead rubber LC semi...

[Hutch's Shoulder]

February. Cometh the month, cometh the Montenegrin.

[JamieMCFC]

“He is more of an in-the-hole sort of player, more creative, the type who comes up with assists. But he is a great finisher as well, so he will definitely add some firepower as well. I can't wait to see him play.

Waiting to see zuricity's response to this.