"Welcome to.... IT'S A LIVING"

[Ted Hughes]

"....The thread where we name those players who are stealing a living masquerading as Premier League footballers & earning more money in a year than some people see in a lifetime, in spite of having...NO FUCKING ABILITY WHATSOEVER!!"

"Some can run a little bit, some may get in an occasional tackle, some may even score the occasional, spectacular, freak goal...but we know deep down that their very next touch will be a turd & when their big moment comes......forget it!!"

"Yes folks we are here to name the Keith Chegwins, the Davina McCalls, the Dick Van Dykes of Premier League football who should be cleaning up shit on a night shift, not playing live on television "

"Ok, now we know the rules, lets crack on & to get us started, behind the curtain, ladeees aynnd gentleemeeen please give a warm welcome tooo....


....................................................Cameron Jerome !"

"Ok, over to you".

[city72]

Shola ameboi

[Ted Hughes]

We're off to a cracking start.

Shoala is THIRTY TWO YEARS OLD. And still yet to live upto that promise he showed somebody somewhere.

[Blue In Bolton]

Jason Puncheon; wtf is all that about? Gives hope to the rest of humankind about playing top class football I suppose.

Great penalty taker though!! ;)

[Twobob]

Darren Bent - was he once possessed for a couple of months by a spirit that had sone talent?

What a fucking sponge!

[blues2win]

Ricardo Vaz Te

[City64]

Tom Cleverly

[Chopper]

Daniel Welbeck.

[City64]

Phil Jones

[gillie]

"....The thread where we name those players who are stealing a living masquerading as Premier League footballers & earning more money in a year than some people see in a lifetime, in spite of having...NO FUCKING ABILITY WHATSOEVER!!"

"Some can run a little bit, some may get in an occasional tackle, some may even score the occasional, spectacular, freak goal...but we know deep down that their very next touch will be a turd & when their big moment comes......forget it!!"

"Yes folks we are here to name the Keith Chegwins, the Davina McCalls, the Dick Van Dykes of Premier League football who should be cleaning up shit on a night shift, not playing live on television "

"Ok, now we know the rules, lets crack on & to get us started, behind the curtain, ladeees aynnd gentleemeeen please give a warm welcome tooo....


....................................................Cameron Jerome !"

"Ok, over to you".

Ted I actually said to the Mrs during the game that Jerome was stealing wages lol.

[Ted Hughes]

Come on now, Daniel & Tom (edit: and Phil) play for Manchester Utd & England & therefore must be at least average.

We're looking for the Jonathan Walters kind of level here.

[Ted Hughes]

And that goes for Smalling too.

[Twobob]

Pennant certainly has to be in there, also I would have put Charlie Adam down until yesterday - I suspect the DSS may have been keeping an eye on him. He's earned himself a stay of execution ...

[City64]

Err , Ashley Young ?

[nottsblue]

Altidore. Is it 2 goals in 50 odd games? I honestly reckon I couldn't do much worse

[ruralblue]

Pennant certainly has to be in there, also I would have put Charlie Adam down until yesterday - I suspect the DSS may have been keeping an eye on him. He's earned himself a stay of execution ...

Was going to put Charlie 'thug' Adam but it ain't a 'most hated' thread!

[Twobob]

Was going to put Charlie 'thug' Adam but it ain't a 'most hated' thread!

Dont worry mate - the thuggery is just a front to cover up the fact he really doesn't have talent. Must have been the same spirit that vacated Bent that took over Adam yesterday!

[twosips]

I know he's been mentioned, but I honestly can't think of a single thing that Cleverly does that's adequate. I could begrudgingly point out that Jones, Smalling or Welbeck have some redeeming features, but not him. He's fucking woeful and i fully expect him to end up at Fulham in a year, and then in two be in the championship never to come back.

[nottsblue]

Going back a bit, Jason Lee aka Pineapple head

[simplytolmie]

Niklas Bendtner
Joe Allen
Danny Simpson
Danny Williamson
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