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Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:39 am

Anyone else think we should really have found a very witty reply to sing to this chant? I know its only banter but for some reason I hate it when teams sing it to us.

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It's inevitable, I suppose. Human nature dictates that in a row you always go for someone’s weak point. But what do you do when, say, you’re a fan of a team playing City and you cannot find one?

You can’t start chanting about how useless they are, the keeper’s not dodgy (anymore) and the manager’s not getting sacked in the morning.

So what do you do?

It would appear that you come up with some nonsense that ignores the facts.

I’ve heard it from supporters of several clubs, including Newcastle United and most recently Blackburn Rovers.

“Where were you when you were ****?” they accuse.

It is not a new chant and in many cases it is justified. Nobody (outside a commercial department) likes a glory hunter. But it is not justified when aimed at supporters of City – especially from those two.

I am presuming that the accepted definition of when the Blues were **** is pretty much pre-Abu Dhabi.

So let’s look at the attendance figures, as they can be the only barometer.

Sheikh Mansour arrived in 2008 at a time when City were averaging 42,126.

This season that average stands at 47,803. That is a whopping rise of less than 6,000.

If we go back further, to when they were REALLY **** in the third tier, the Maine Road average was 28,261. It’s a difference, yes, but it hardly represents a mass exodus – especially when you look elsewhere.

So what of the Geordies?

It is the old cliche, isn’t it? Football mad up there. Go through Newcastle city centre and you’ll think you’ve gone back in time because everything is in black and white. Everybody marches to the beat of the Toon.

Not in 1990-91 they didn’t. Then in the old Division Two, the Magpies ‘boasted’ an average of 16,834. Bit of a difference from this season’s 50,360.

Interestingly that 1990-91 campaign was the one which saw Jack Walker complete his takeover of Blackburn Rovers. The average that year at Ewood Park? 8,126. Eight thousand, one hundred and twenty six.

Not to worry, five years later (Premier League title and broken transfer records under their belts) it had risen to 27,552. Now my maths ain’t great, but to me that’s more than three times as many thanks to an owner whose spending propelled the club to new heights.

Rovers are now back where they were when Uncle Jack came along with his millions.

The attendance for their last home match? 13,594. Less than half that Premier League high.

So hurl your insults at City, it is football after all. Tell them they are ruining football (they’re not), or that they’re a **** club with money (as opposed to your **** club without money).

But before you question the loyalty of their fans you might want to take a look at your own side first.


Another chant that every side has started to sing is "Is there a Fire Drill" but they are quite right to sing that, although the comeback with "We drink more pints than you" was quite funny.
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Im_Spartacus » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:54 am

The thing with the article, is it actually reinforces the myth by not bothering to mention that when our attendance was 28000,the capacity wasn't 48000

Yet more lazy journalism
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby salford city » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:59 am

"Filling Your Away End when we were shit" gets my vote - not very eloquent but does the job
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:33 am

The reply , then , is easy :
"We were here when we were s**t"
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:36 am

"we were here when we were shit " says enough doesn't it?

although I had a minute, so:

Watchin shit, Watchin shit
we were watching fuckin shit.
But you are worse than all of it
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That way when you do criticise him you'll be a mile away.
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby charvet_wonderland » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:46 am

RodneyRodney wrote:The reply , then , is easy :
"We were here when we were s**t"


It's difficult (for me at least) to distinguish between the two chants though. I saw something on twitter after the blackburn(?) game where someone posted the attendance from a 90s game v them in response to the chant. It would be nice if the club compiled some stats in readiness & quietly displayed attendance figures for an old game against the opposition when the chant is inevitably heard. Then we'd give it "wheey" & the "we were here" can start in earnest.

Obviously never going to happen, but it'd still be nice
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:52 am

I think the response should be,

'Where were you when WE were shit?'
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Colin the King » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:54 am

30 odd thousand in Divison 2,
we were there then, where were you?

(To the tune of Champions League, you're having a laugh etc.)

That one's for Newcastle/Swansea/Blackburn/Wigan/Hull etc.
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:56 am

We've always been here
We've always been heeeeeeere
Best supporters in the land
We've always been here

(to the tune it should have been 10)
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Scatman » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:15 pm

The question is: where were those 6,000 when we were shit?
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Chinners » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:43 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:I think the response should be,

'Where were you when WE were shit?'


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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Im_Spartacus » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:12 pm

Chinners wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:I think the response should be,

'Where were you when WE were shit?'


This


As far as I can remember, that's been sung back at them a fair few times.
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Twobob » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:39 pm

Scatman wrote:The question is: where were those 6,000 when we were shit?


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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby South Stand Balti » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:34 pm

Wonderwall wrote:We've always been here We've always been heeeeeeere Best supporters in the land We've always been here (to the tune it should have been 10)

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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby halnone » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:16 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:I think the response should be,

'Where were you when WE were shit?'



this one's good
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:30 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:The thing with the article, is it actually reinforces the myth by not bothering to mention that when our attendance was 28000,the capacity wasn't 48000

Yet more lazy journalism

It's not something I'd normally post, nor something I thought I'd get the chance to post, but: BOOM!

I think the capacity was 33 thousand and we weren't in the top 2 all season (if memory serves).
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:04 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It's not something I'd normally post, nor something I thought I'd get the chance to post, but: BOOM!

I think the capacity was 33 thousand and we weren't in the top 2 all season (if memory serves).


Don't recall being in the top 2. Christ, we weren't even in the top half for a while. That average was probably 4k under capacity and considering the away fans were probably below capacity as well, is pretty good.

Anyone think this article was written to deflect some of the criticism for the 'empty seats' article?
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby AG7 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:31 am

"We were where you are now"
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby dazby » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:52 pm

I always thought "we are not really here"was the perfect response.
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Re: Where were you when you were s**t

Postby Im_Spartacus » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:19 pm

dazby wrote:I always thought "we are not really here"was the perfect response.


I agree, except the majority of city fans don't know what it means
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