Leader Of Football Illuminati At Oxford Uni

[Ted Hughes]

[Chopper]

Is that Zoe LeBarton? Has he been hanging with Ginola?

[Slim]

He's been talking to the student union explaining that kicking Aguero was a cold and calculated move to get him sent off.

Then he explains that he was grassing him up and this is what snitches get.

Okay Joey, you're a dickhead, we get it. No need to keep demonstrating the fact. Now fuck off back to twitter and quote some Morrissey, there's a good boy.