Moyes-ometer

[john@staustell]

I think this is looking really grim now.

The MUEN has pretty much cracked & you could tell by Nev***e's commentary that he thought Moyes' team selection & tactics was beyond fucking hopeless. He was close to openly calling it as being clueless.

If he thinks like that, & his brother works alongside Moyes, then it's pretty much nailed on that the people working with him think he's got no idea. That probably means Sir Bacon realises he's fucked up as well & therefore probably the Glazers do too.

I'm sure they could give Olympiacos a right seeing to but if they play like yesterday, they will 'have a mountain to climb' (you can have that one for free Tyler).

Then they will have to find a performance v us. If we turn up & play properly, we could effectively seal his fate, if it isn't already sealed.

I feel I should point out that United have a history of sticking with their manager (once) and that they employed him for the long term, they are not a club that makes hasty decisions, that's not the United way, blah blah blah blah

:-)

[Blue Since 76]

The man's a genius. He's doing things I wouldn't have thought were possible:

Buying Fellaini for more than his buy out to play in Rooney's position
Keeps Rooney
Buys Mata for ridiculous amount, considering they were the only option to play in Rooney's position
Keeps Rooney
Gives Rooney an enormous new contract, that will continue for years after his knees give in
Gives Cleverley a new contract to stop interest from Stockport
Takes a team who haven't given away a penalty at home in 18 months and gets them to concede 3 in a game.
His predecessor spent 25 years knocking Liverpool off their perch. He's put them back on it in 9 months.

I'm expecting him to rip off his shirt and show his City tattoo on his back when we beat them at the swamp. It's the only possible explanation.

[Blue Since 76]

I feel I should point out that United have a history of sticking with their manager (once) and that they employed him for the long term, they are not a club that makes hasty decisions, that's not the United way, blah blah blah blah

:-)

Quite right. They're not like us and Chelsea. They have class and integrity and history. And a shit manager.

[Ted Hughes]

I think this is looking really grim now.

The MUEN has pretty much cracked & you could tell by Nev***e's commentary that he thought Moyes' team selection & tactics was beyond fucking hopeless. He was close to openly calling it as being clueless.

If he thinks like that, & his brother works alongside Moyes, then it's pretty much nailed on that the people working with him think he's got no idea. That probably means Sir Bacon realises he's fucked up as well & therefore probably the Glazers do too.

I'm sure they could give Olympiacos a right seeing to but if they play like yesterday, they will 'have a mountain to climb' (you can have that one for free Tyler).

Then they will have to find a performance v us. If we turn up & play properly, we could effectively seal his fate, if it isn't already sealed.

I feel I should point out that United have a history of sticking with their manager (once) and that they employed him for the long term, they are not a club that makes hasty decisions, that's not the United way, blah blah blah blah

:-)

Well that's another typical example of their bullshit isn't it ? The fucking 'Utd way'. Along with them not spending money.

They had Ron Fucking Atkinson prior to Ferguson! There was a short sketch at the time on 'Spitting Image' entitled 'Ron Atkinson Buys A Cigar'

"That'll be £2 please"

"Here's a fiver" "take it or leave it."

And what happened to big spending Ron ? He got fucking sacked, just like all the other fuckers after Busby, & before Ferguson.

[Ted Hughes]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01vfh63

[Tokyo Blue]

Well that's another typical example of their bullshit isn't it ? The fucking 'Utd way'. Along with them not spending money.

They had Ron Fucking Atkinson prior to Ferguson! There was a short sketch at the time on 'Spitting Image' entitled 'Ron Atkinson Buys A Cigar'

"That'll be £2 please"

"Here's a fiver" "take it or leave it."

And what happened to big spending Ron ? He got fucking sacked, just like all the other fuckers after Busby, & before Ferguson.

350 quid in fact.

[patrickblue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01vfh63

That's all to do with their obsession with scouse 1. Theres a fair few saying they hope they lose the derby so scouse don't have any chance of the league.
The wankers have been so spoilt in the past, they still think that them and the dippers are the only sides in football.
I suspect that a few years down the line when all the glory hunters have retired/died/fucked off to City/Arse/Chelsea, they'll be singing a different tune.

[Ted Hughes]

Well that's another typical example of their bullshit isn't it ? The fucking 'Utd way'. Along with them not spending money.

They had Ron Fucking Atkinson prior to Ferguson! There was a short sketch at the time on 'Spitting Image' entitled 'Ron Atkinson Buys A Cigar'

"That'll be £2 please"

"Here's a fiver" "take it or leave it."

And what happened to big spending Ron ? He got fucking sacked, just like all the other fuckers after Busby, & before Ferguson.

350 quid in fact.

Was it ? Haha.

That's probably more accurate tbf.

[patrickblue]

Crisis averted. Gollum's odds in the sack race shortened drastically after yesterdays humiliation (as they do after every humiliation), but it's calmed down now, at least until Wednesday.

[Tokyo Blue]

Well that's another typical example of their bullshit isn't it ? The fucking 'Utd way'. Along with them not spending money.

They had Ron Fucking Atkinson prior to Ferguson! There was a short sketch at the time on 'Spitting Image' entitled 'Ron Atkinson Buys A Cigar'

"That'll be £2 please"

"Here's a fiver" "take it or leave it."

And what happened to big spending Ron ? He got fucking sacked, just like all the other fuckers after Busby, & before Ferguson.

350 quid in fact.

Was it ? Haha.

That's probably more accurate tbf.

That was the joy of Spitting Image.

[Ted Hughes]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01vfh63

That's all to do with their obsession with scouse 1. Theres a fair few saying they hope they lose the derby so scouse don't have any chance of the league.
The wankers have been so spoilt in the past, they still think that them and the dippers are the only sides in football.
I suspect that a few years down the line when all the glory hunters have retired/died/fucked off to City/Arse/Chelsea, they'll be singing a different tune.

I've heard several rags saying they want Chelsea or the scousers to win the title above us tbh. But a lot would probably prefer City to get it rather than scouse, especially those abroad.

Scouse fans in places like Norway are even worse than the rags, so I imagine most rags in those places will prefer City over them (for now).

[Hazy2]

Anyone winning the league but the Vermin is how some rags feel. I had this off my brother yesterday, Moyes will be gone Wed, after they lose, any boost for the fans will come before we play you. That is how we always do things.

[Nigels Tackle]

has he been given a 'vote of confidence' yet?

[patrickblue]

Anyone winning the league but the Vermin is how some rags feel. I had this off my brother yesterday, Moyes will be gone Wed, after they lose, any boost for the fans will come before we play you. That is how we always do things.

He's a proper rag then!

[Hazy2]

Anyone winning the league but the Vermin is how some rags feel. I had this off my brother yesterday, Moyes will be gone Wed, after they lose, any boost for the fans will come before we play you. That is how we always do things.

He's a proper rag then!

100% Patrick.

[Ted Hughes]

Thanks to Moyes, the next manager has no pressure for a year or two, as they have hit such a low they will be pleased just to compete properly in games like Sunday.

Mourinho must be gutted. No wonder he's being so strange & looks so miserable in his press conferences. He probably reconed it would take several years for Utd to reach a stage where he could attain 'saviour' or 'messiah' status & didn't fancy risking it.

As it stands, if he walked in there tomorrow, getting top 4 next season would probably have rags lining up to suck his dick.

Perhaps he will engineer a bust up with Abramovic, so he can be sacked & move in there next season ?

[Ted Hughes]

Anyone with any media connections, plant a few strories that Mourinho & Brendan Rodgers have been sounded out about the Utd job.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

has he been given a 'vote of confidence' yet?

He will before the derby next week and a win there and their season is saved.Lose against us and even those trying to stay loyal will be tested even more.

[ross.mcfc]

Thanks to Moyes, the next manager has no pressure for a year or two, as they have hit such a low they will be pleased just to compete properly in games like Sunday.

Mourinho must be gutted. No wonder he's being so strange & looks so miserable in his press conferences. He probably reconed it would take several years for Utd to reach a stage where he could attain 'saviour' or 'messiah' status & didn't fancy risking it.

As it stands, if he walked in there tomorrow, getting top 4 next season would probably have rags lining up to suck his dick.

Perhaps he will engineer a bust up with Abramovic, so he can be sacked & move in there next season ?

I would not put that past him. He clearly wanted that job last year. Last year they had the choice between the worlds most sucessful manager and a guy who had won nothing at Everton.

I wonder how many United fans who claimed they would not stand for Mourinho's brand of football would agree with that now.

Perhaps I should not get ahead of myself but I can easily see us putting six past them again next Tuesday.

[Blue Since 76]

Perhaps he will engineer a bust up with Abramovic, so he can be sacked & move in there next season ?

He won't have to engineer much - look what the last couple of managers won and they still got sacked.

Plus I suspect that Abramovic still dislikes him, but had no choice when Guardiola said no. If Maureen is moaning, playing shit football and not even winning, why put up with him?

They'd be a perfect fit. I can't imagine anything less likeable than the rags managed by him.