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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby frankswift » Thu May 22, 2014 9:55 pm

'kinell, Slim. A joke's a joke. I've not had me tea yet.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Evenmydoghatesunited » Thu May 22, 2014 10:36 pm

Dipstick wrote:Surely the next Duncan Edwards has to take the top ten places:


Laughed out loud so much when i saw these my wife got cross.... Yep def a contemder,

Ref the ipswich side mentioned earlier John Wark to add to that list.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby sheikh it all about » Fri May 23, 2014 2:20 am

Wot no Rooney?
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby branny » Fri May 23, 2014 2:36 am

[QUOTE="Slim"][/QUOTE]

Morphing into Gollum on this occasion would be a massive improvement.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby BlueinBosnia » Fri May 23, 2014 6:16 am

Terry Hurlock used to scare me as a kid. I'm sure he had a mullet well into the mid-90s.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Cit.revenge » Fri May 23, 2014 8:05 am

Slim wrote:Image

Hahahahahaha fuck me !!!! This is the winner !
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby john@staustell » Fri May 23, 2014 8:36 am

That's truly appalling, he's improved with age despite the Gollum-like features.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby BlueinBosnia » Fri May 23, 2014 9:04 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:Terry Hurlock used to scare me as a kid. I'm sure he had a mullet well into the mid-90s.


In fact, there were a few 'lookers' in the Southampton team at that time (well, in the Merlin PL '94 sticker album, anyway) Beasant, Reid and Dowie were all there, too.

Also, I don't know why, but the Goat always reminded me of the Peanuts rendering of that kid from MAD magazine:

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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Slim » Fri May 23, 2014 9:15 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:Terry Hurlock used to scare me as a kid. I'm sure he had a mullet well into the mid-90s.


In fact, there were a few 'lookers' in the Southampton team at that time (well, in the Merlin PL '94 sticker album, anyway) Beasant, Reid and Dowie were all there, too.

Also, I don't know why, but the Goat always reminded me of the Peanuts rendering of that kid from MAD magazine:

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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby sheblue » Fri May 23, 2014 9:52 am

A thread about ugly footballers! LOL you would know its the end of May alright.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Sparklehorse » Sat May 24, 2014 10:00 pm

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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Beanieboy » Sun May 25, 2014 6:36 am

Agent van Gaal was quite a looker as a player.

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I've heard his nose is like that because he used to be a boxer.....I think it more likely it's because his mother was a bulldog.
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby clippo22 » Sun May 25, 2014 11:01 am

Flanagan? He has added ugly scouse accent and intelligence too
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Re: Ugly footballers

Postby Dameerto » Tue May 27, 2014 4:27 pm

I'm assuming his folded arms are covering up the letters "end" on his teeshirt.

Beanieboy wrote:Agent van Gaal was quite a looker as a player.

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I've heard his nose is like that because he used to be a boxer.....I think it more likely it's because his mother was a bulldog.
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