Yaya Toure's new song

[Slim]

Tou-re,
I saw you turned thirty one,
Without a Bugatti car,
Without a cake of your own.

[Original Dub]

Tou-re,
I saw you turned thirty one,
Without a Bugatti car,
Without a cake of your own.

I love that...

Ted, that's the version we watched - it's on youtube!

[beehive's dodgy pint]

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Toure,
If you think your cake is done,
We are the boys who will stop your little game,
We are the boys who will make you think again,
Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr Toure,
If you want a new deal done.

Sheikh Mansour has lots of players, you are only one,
When he hears of your antics,
He'll be ready with his gun,
So watch out Mr Toure you have met your match in us,
If you think you can push us,
You should fuck right off our bus,
So who do you think you are kidding Mr Toure,
If you think your cake is done!

(Who are we...[strike]Dad's Army[/strike], Blue Army

[The Italian Job]

yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya toure
no no no no no no no no no no birthday

[Wonderwall]

you've turned 31
you've turned 31
you stupid bastid
you need to grow up

the cake is all ours
the cake is all ours
feckoff to Paris
the cake is all ours

[sheblue]

bye bye baby bye bye

[carolina-blue]

To the tune of Stoke Citys Delilah?

wah wah WAH wah Toure
wah wah WAH wah Toure
SO... before ..he kicks in the kitchen door
Give him some cake
cause Wah Wah cant take anymore

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

To the tune of Give Peace A Chance:

Everybody talking ‘bout,
Yaya Toure, Happy Birthday! Jackanory?
Will he or won’t he? Not enough attention? Looking for a pension?
Wants a Bugatti, wants a party, should be a god, won the league on his tod,
Bad relations, Tribulations, Re-negotiations? Congratulations!
All we are saying - is give him some cake!
All we are saying - is give him some cake!

[BlueinBosnia]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

[Original Dub]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

:)

[PrezIke]

Cake me up, before I go-go Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

Perfect.

[roblues]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

Winner!

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Cake me up, before I go-go Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

Winner!

[Alioune DVToure]

Tou-re,
I saw you turned thirty one,
Without a Bugatti car,
Without a cake of your own.

I like this. It might work better as...

Ya-Ya
I saw you standing alone
Without a cake in your hand
The day you turned thirty-one

.. but then again it might not!

[Alioune DVToure]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

Quality

[beehive's dodgy pint]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

That ain't going to be bettered!! Loving that!!

[ruralblue]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

Obviously dreamed up as you were delving into a victoria sponge with candles yesterday! Brilliant stuff!

[Scatman]

Cake me up, before I go-go
Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

You probably don't mean from a tree but I'm sure they'll call it a racist song.

[Camebro]

Cake me up, before I go-go Don't leave me hangin' like you did to Kolo

that's a winner right there!