Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Blue Since 76 » Tue May 27, 2014 11:44 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
Will you laugh or cry or ignore this one ?

"As a little boy the league I went to first was Serie A," the Manchester City man told the Corriere della Sera.

"I was a Milan supporter. In Italy they were the best players, it was the best show. The Premier League wasn't as popular.

"Manchester City are a great team. We've just won the title and want to do better in the Champions League next year. However, I have always thought it would be nice to experience playing in Serie A. I don't know when.

Which do you recon ? Laugh, hate, ignore ?


If any player is asked " what do you think of team x?" I wouldn't expect them to slag them off. However, that's a completely different situation to what's happening with Yaya.

If your mother-in-law was telling your next door neighbour that your wife was pissed off with you and was thinking she should be getting down with someone else, would you ignore it? If the wife then put on her best undies and started pole dancing in your neighbour's garden whilst admiring the size of his cock, would you still shut your eyes and say "move on, nothing to see here?".

PS if the answer to the last bit is yes, can you PM me some photos of your wife and your address. Ta
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Wonderwall » Tue May 27, 2014 12:39 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:Stan Cuntymore talking about how City are just mercenaries using Yaya and his PSG comments as an example.

Laughable.

The fact that City management are also letting this happen is remarkable. The sheik and Khaldoon won't like having their pants pulled down.

Straight swap with Juve for Vidal?


Cannot stand Collymore as a person and even more so as a so called pundit, cannot believe the BBC have chosen him to do MOTD2 nest season. He just shouts over people as if he is always right and TBH he is often completely wrong
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Tue May 27, 2014 12:43 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:Stan Cuntymore talking about how City are just mercenaries using Yaya and his PSG comments as an example.

Laughable.

The fact that City management are also letting this happen is remarkable. The sheik and Khaldoon won't like having their pants pulled down.

Straight swap with Juve for Vidal?


Cannot stand Collymore as a person and even more so as a so called pundit, cannot believe the BBC have chosen him to do MOTD2 nest season. He just shouts over people as if he is always right and TBH he is often completely wrong


..and he goes on about the 18 yard box all the time. 18 yard box this 18 yard box that. Just say "the box" collymore...will save you an extra 200 words per broadcast. Likes the sound of his voice too much to cut down on it though.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue May 27, 2014 1:04 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:Stan Cuntymore talking about how City are just mercenaries using Yaya and his PSG comments as an example.

Laughable.

The fact that City management are also letting this happen is remarkable. The sheik and Khaldoon won't like having their pants pulled down.

Straight swap with Juve for Vidal?


Cannot stand Collymore as a person and even more so as a so called pundit, cannot believe the BBC have chosen him to do MOTD2 nest season. He just shouts over people as if he is always right and TBH he is often completely wrong


..and he goes on about the 18 yard box all the time. 18 yard box this 18 yard box that. Just say "the box" collymore...will save you an extra 200 words per broadcast. Likes the sound of his voice too much to cut down on it though.


Despicable cunt - I hope he catches gonorrhea of the head.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue May 27, 2014 1:11 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Cannot stand Collymore as a person and even more so as a so called pundit, cannot believe the BBC have chosen him to do MOTD2 nest season. He just shouts over people as if he is always right and TBH he is often completely wrong


Yeah...I was just sharing a US interview he was doing not advocating his abilities as a fishmonger. His voice makes me yearn for deafness. Which isn't easy cuz I'd rather be blind than deaf any day.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Sideshow Bob » Tue May 27, 2014 1:25 pm

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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby blues2win » Tue May 27, 2014 1:40 pm

Yaya saying it would be an honour to play for PSG is pretty unacceptable. I suppose the Club will swallow this and make him honour his contract but it sticks in the craw tbh. It's nowhere near as bad behaviour as Tevez but it sticks in the craw.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby sheblue » Tue May 27, 2014 2:04 pm

its all getting very silly now.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Clowncrete » Tue May 27, 2014 2:14 pm

Would Barca swap for Fabregas?
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue May 27, 2014 2:36 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Will you laugh or cry or ignore this one ?

"As a little boy the league I went to first was Serie A," the Manchester City man told the Corriere della Sera.

"I was a Milan supporter. In Italy they were the best players, it was the best show. The Premier League wasn't as popular.

"Manchester City are a great team. We've just won the title and want to do better in the Champions League next year. However, I have always thought it would be nice to experience playing in Serie A. I don't know when.

Which do you recon ? Laugh, hate, ignore ?


If any player is asked " what do you think of team x?" I wouldn't expect them to slag them off. However, that's a completely different situation to what's happening with Yaya.

If your mother-in-law was telling your next door neighbour that your wife was pissed off with you and was thinking she should be getting down with someone else, would you ignore it? If the wife then put on her best undies and started pole dancing in your neighbour's garden whilst admiring the size of his cock, would you still shut your eyes and say "move on, nothing to see here?".

PS if the answer to the last bit is yes, can you PM me some photos of your wife and your address. Ta


I've got some news for you.

YOU don't have any say in it! Neither do I.

And no, it isn't any different situation at all.

Inter have been linked with a summer bid for Dzeko for fucking months. I know because I commented on here about it ages ago, wondering whether we will offer him a new deal or not but also wondering why he would go there & where they would find the money.

A club which has been sniffing round Dzeko & a player saying how he's always fancied playing over there, mentions City & then says HOWEVER..

The only difference is you lot are making a concious choice to pile shit on Yaya Toure. If he made these exact comments, word for word, you lot would push the words down his throat. And why ? Because his agent made a comment about a fucking cake.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. Take away the stupid fucking comments & Yaya has said fuck all different to the same stuff he has been saying for years, not one word. Why doesn't he commit himself to City BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS! He has always been straight up about it. If something changes, close season, & the circumstances suit everyone, he'll fucking go! He's not a City fan, he's a Barca fan.

He came here for a change, & loads of money. He had a chance to do something big. He's fucking done it, twice. He can hang on & have a go at the Champs Lg again or if the club accepts an offer for him, he'll fuck off somewhere else. He'll find out if he's still at City, after the World Cup. If he is, I'm sure he'll be perfectly happy. If not, he'll be happy somewhere else.

Why the fuck do you all want him to tell lies about it ?

If he refuses to play when he comes back, give him shit for it. Otherwise, it's all just a load of fucking bollocks.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue May 27, 2014 3:08 pm

Yaya Toure in 'moanin cunts' Shock

By Dan Dickwiper 27/05/2014

Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure has cast further doubt over his future by declaring that the clubs' fans are "a bunch of moanin cunts" & described their 'Yaya/Kolo' song as "fuckin annoyin".

In a shock interview, sure to stir up even more hostility amongst the club's confused & embittered supporters, he also describes the Etihad Stadium as being "like a big fuckin toilet, to be honest with you" & adds "I always feel like doin a big shit, right in the centre circle"

In the interview with Froglicker magazine he also states he would "suck the cock of Laurent Blanc, just for the chance to wear the PSG shirt once" & that "I don even want payin for it".

Where this latest outburst leaves Yaya's future, is anyone's guess but it would be difficult to see how bridges could be rebuilt after this.

In another shock for the club, Samir Nasri has allegedly accused manager Manuel Pellegrini of "trying to hypnotise me in the dark" . A club insider claimed there would be an investigation, mentioned that Mancini never said 'good morning' then put on a cap & started doing a not very funny impression of a bloke with no teeth.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby blues2win » Tue May 27, 2014 3:27 pm

I doubt the club are taking such a relaxed view about this. Tolmie's hairdo produced a quote from Txiki from months back saying we'd take Fabregas 'like a shot' if he became available. I don't know whether something's afoot but my suspicion is that Yaya is pissed off after all that stuff about Rooney's 300,000 a week and that's what 's behind all this African players don't get the respect stuff. I still think he'll stay but I wouldn't be shocked if he left any more.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Blue Since 76 » Tue May 27, 2014 3:38 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
I've got some news for you.

YOU don't have any say in it! Neither do I.

And no, it isn't any different situation at all.

Inter have been linked with a summer bid for Dzeko for fucking months. I know because I commented on here about it ages ago, wondering whether we will offer him a new deal or not but also wondering why he would go there & where they would find the money.

A club which has been sniffing round Dzeko & a player saying how he's always fancied playing over there, mentions City & then says HOWEVER..

The only difference is you lot are making a concious choice to pile shit on Yaya Toure. If he made these exact comments, word for word, you lot would push the words down his throat. And why ? Because his agent made a comment about a fucking cake.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. Take away the stupid fucking comments & Yaya has said fuck all different to the same stuff he has been saying for years, not one word. Why doesn't he commit himself to City BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS! He has always been straight up about it. If something changes, close season, & the circumstances suit everyone, he'll fucking go! He's not a City fan, he's a Barca fan.

He came here for a change, & loads of money. He had a chance to do something big. He's fucking done it, twice. He can hang on & have a go at the Champs Lg again or if the club accepts an offer for him, he'll fuck off somewhere else. He'll find out if he's still at City, after the World Cup. If he is, I'm sure he'll be perfectly happy. If not, he'll be happy somewhere else.

Why the fuck do you all want him to tell lies about it ?

If he refuses to play when he comes back, give him shit for it. Otherwise, it's all just a load of fucking bollocks.


I know neither of us have a day, but I think the club might.

Personally, I hope he fucks off to Barca or PSG. Failing that, I'd settle for a career ending injury in the world cup.

Tevez took the piss and it took us too long to put a stop to it. I can't see that we'll be made to look like needy bitches again.

Dzeko has a year left on his contact, so it's reasonable for him to look elsewhere, even if we're trying to renew it with him to make sure he gets the best deal.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue May 27, 2014 4:30 pm

treatment for a minor injury or discussing where he's going to play next year???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27554838
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Wooders » Tue May 27, 2014 5:19 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:treatment for a minor injury or discussing where he's going to play next year??? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27554838


Very, VERY, suspicious
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Blue Since 76 » Tue May 27, 2014 6:44 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:treatment for a minor injury or discussing where he's going to play next year???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27554838


He was there when the initial news broke and when he did his interview with Keys. Presume he chose there initially for a break as it's climate is so similar to Brazil's
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue May 27, 2014 7:00 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:treatment for a minor injury or discussing where he's going to play next year???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27554838


He was there when the initial news broke and when he did his interview with Keys. Presume he chose there initially for a break as it's climate is so similar to Brazil's


http://www.dohastadiumplusqatar.com/tou ... treatment/
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby Sparklehorse » Tue May 27, 2014 7:27 pm

I think we have to realise that he's not a very bright man, is making a right idiot of himself, is disrespecting his club and is too dim to even realise it. The press are having a field day and I couldn't care less. It would be a miracle of he had another season like this one. So in summary, good if he stays so what if he goes, we've still got Silva who is the best player in the Premier League by a country mile !!
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue May 27, 2014 7:53 pm

Sparklehorse wrote:I think we have to realise that he's not a very bright man, is making a right idiot of himself, is disrespecting his club and is too dim to even realise it. The press are having a field day and I couldn't care less. It would be a miracle of he had another season like this one. So in summary, good if he stays so what if he goes, we've still got Silva who is the best player in the Premier League by a country mile !!


Thick cunt comes to mind.
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Re: Yaya toure leaving?!!!!??!!

Postby patrickblue » Tue May 27, 2014 8:29 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:
Sparklehorse wrote:I think we have to realise that he's not a very bright man, is making a right idiot of himself, is disrespecting his club and is too dim to even realise it. The press are having a field day and I couldn't care less. It would be a miracle of he had another season like this one. So in summary, good if he stays so what if he goes, we've still got Silva who is the best player in the Premier League by a country mile !!


Thick cunt comes to mind.


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