Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby MilnersJaw » Fri May 30, 2014 8:02 pm

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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby guv111 » Fri May 30, 2014 8:13 pm

Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 30, 2014 8:24 pm

guv111 wrote:Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.

He's been shit mate. His body is in rest mode and I don't reckon it'll be up for it when the tournament starts.

Nice goal from Cahill though. I do like him as a player.

Thank fuck for that, Wiggy's been shit.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 30, 2014 8:28 pm

World Cup Winners 2014 right there ;-)
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby guv111 » Fri May 30, 2014 8:31 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
guv111 wrote:Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.

He's been shit mate. His body is in rest mode and I don't reckon it'll be up for it when the tournament starts.

Nice goal from Cahill though. I do like him as a player.

Thank fuck for that, Wiggy's been shit.


I really don't see the point of him. If everything Gerrard hits further than twenty yards balloons off target, then that leaves nothing in his locker, especially when he waltzes around doing absolutely zero the rest of the time, dinking five yard passes here and there to the person right next to him.

As soon as he goes off England get two more goals. It probably helped on that occasion to have the equally useless Rooney off the pitch and out of everyone's way.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby nottsblue » Fri May 30, 2014 8:37 pm

When Shrek and Stevie were subbed straight away Tyldesley said so and so has gone to the Rooney role and so and so has hone to the Gerrard role. WTF. Neither has a given right to a place in the team. Neither would get in mine if I was England manager. Sums up why we flatter to deceive.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Fri May 30, 2014 8:38 pm

guv111 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
guv111 wrote:Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.

He's been shit mate. His body is in rest mode and I don't reckon it'll be up for it when the tournament starts.

Nice goal from Cahill though. I do like him as a player.

Thank fuck for that, Wiggy's been shit.


I really don't see the point of him. If everything Gerrard hits further than twenty yards balloons off target, then that leaves nothing in his locker, especially when he waltzes around doing absolutely zero the rest of the time, dinking five yard passes here and there to the person right next to him.

As soon as he goes off England get two more goals. It probably helped on that occasion to have the equally useless Rooney off the pitch and out of everyone's way.


totally agree. hope they both fuck off after the finals
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri May 30, 2014 8:41 pm

guv111 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
guv111 wrote:Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.

He's been shit mate. His body is in rest mode and I don't reckon it'll be up for it when the tournament starts.

Nice goal from Cahill though. I do like him as a player.

Thank fuck for that, Wiggy's been shit.


I really don't see the point of him. If everything Gerrard hits further than twenty yards balloons off target, then that leaves nothing in his locker, especially when he waltzes around doing absolutely zero the rest of the time, dinking five yard passes here and there to the person right next to him.

As soon as he goes off England get two more goals. It probably helped on that occasion to have the equally useless Rooney off the pitch and out of everyone's way.


i thought Gerard was reborn and a world class player again...

Ross the Boss...wtf kinds of roids is he munching on? I want him.....








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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby guv111 » Fri May 30, 2014 8:42 pm

nottsblue wrote:When Shrek and Stevie were subbed straight away Tyldesley said so and so has gone to the Rooney role and so and so has hone to the Gerrard role. WTF. Neither has a given right to a place in the team. Neither would get in mine if I was England manager. Sums up why we flatter to deceive.


The Gerrard role and the Rooney role results in England going home in June. For all they contribute, you might as well have two men on stilts or unicycles parading around instead.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 30, 2014 8:57 pm

guv111 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
guv111 wrote:Steven Gerrard is King Midas is reverse - everything he touches turns to shit. It's like playing with ten men.

He's been shit mate. His body is in rest mode and I don't reckon it'll be up for it when the tournament starts.

Nice goal from Cahill though. I do like him as a player.

Thank fuck for that, Wiggy's been shit.


I really don't see the point of him. If everything Gerrard hits further than twenty yards balloons off target, then that leaves nothing in his locker, especially when he waltzes around doing absolutely zero the rest of the time, dinking five yard passes here and there to the person right next to him.

As soon as he goes off England get two more goals. It probably helped on that occasion to have the equally useless Rooney off the pitch and out of everyone's way.

The fact that Adrian Chiles says that he'll give Gerard a round of applause for walking off the pitch, to rap him up in cotton, probably says it all.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby zuricity » Sat May 31, 2014 5:49 am

England win at Wembley! Sounds as if the game was fixed.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Dipstick » Sat May 31, 2014 8:45 pm

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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby dazby » Sat May 31, 2014 10:10 pm

That ranks with back in the 90s when a mate of mine threw an empty beer can at a State of Origin rugby league game and hit a policeman in the back of the head.

Oh how we laughed when he turned around to look at 15,000 people to try and work out who did it.
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Re: Final friendly Puru: Next world domination!

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Sat May 31, 2014 10:52 pm

lee dixon commented afterwards that the plane could have had someones eye out, or interfered with someones hair

ok, he just said the first part but to see wiggy with a paper plane hair weave, price of admission right there
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