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Monday's B****x

Postby Chinners » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:22 am

THE BOLLOX
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So, it wasn’t to be for Pablo Zabaleta, Martin Demichelis and Sergio Aguero as Argentina missed out narrowly on a third World Cup following a heartbreaking extra time defeat to Germany at the Maracana in a pulsating final chapter of what’s been a wonderful tournament.
We all know things move quickly in football and attention now swiftly turns to the Premier League with the Blues’ title defence kicking in off in just 33 days(!).
From now until the big kick-off we will bring you all the latest transfer rumour and gossip each morning to feast on, so without further ado…
It’s no secret that City are long-term admirers of French star Eliaquim Mangala and if the pixelated and paper pages of the media are to be believed, the Porto defender is on the verge of completing his move to the Etihad Stadium.
“Mangala arrived in Manchester for a medical over the weekend and City sources have confirmed that the move is close to being finalised” reports the Express.
He wanted time after the World Cup to think over the move, amid rumours he preferred Chelsea and Manchester United, but has now made up his mind to join the Premier League champions and is expected to become Vincent Kompany's partner in the heart of defence.
He will become the second player they have bought from Porto this summer following midfielder Fernando.”
“With goalkeeper Willy Caballero and right-back Bacary Sagna already signed, manager Manuel Pellegrini has completed his summer spending, inside UEFA's £49m cap imposed for breaches of financial fair play rules.”
Richard Tanner’s piece then goes on to hint as those who may be heading for the exit door this summer:
“But City will attempt to recoup some cash by off-loading Juventus target Matija Nastasic, Jack Rodwell, Micah Richards and Scott Sinclair. Out of contract pair Joleon Lescott [West Brom] and Gareth Barry [Everton] have already left.”
Edin Dzeko has issued a warning to City’s big-spending title rivals insisting that the champions will only get better next season. The Blues’ main competitors have all splashed the cash this summer in a bid to wrestle the Premier League crown away from the Etihad Stadium. Simon Bajkowski’s Manchester Evening News write-up carries quotes from a recent interview that the Bosnian hitman did with fashion magazine Glamoholic.
“"I think next season is going to be even more interesting.
“"We say that every year because in England you have like six or seven teams that want to win the league and definitely next season will be the same, and we want to do better this season as well so it'll be very interesting."”


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Smile, you have just won the English title!
Why Manchester City Should Sell Star Midfielder Yaya Toure and Move on
Yaya Toure is trying to talk himself out of Manchester and, this one final time, Manchester City should give the giant Ivorian what he clearly wants.
If made, the decision to send Toure away would not be personal. It would be strictly business.
Toure has spent the summer accusing City of affronting their star midfielder personally.
First came the absurd birthday cake fiasco, as reported by Joe Mewis of the Mirror, which was really unbecoming of a player of Toure's professional reputation and stature in the game—to say nothing of his leadership role at City.
Next came a far more serious and heavy charge from Toure, as reported by Metro. If his allegations against City in reference to Ibrahim Toure's illness—from which Yaya's brother eventually succumbed—are true, Toure would be well within his rights to turn on City and never look back.
City have a real "smoke means fire" problem with Toure no matter how much of his griping carries any merit.
Ben Jefferson reported recently for the Express that it is an open question "whether Toure is determined to force through a move, and, if so, whether Chelsea or Liverpool can see off PSG in the race for the 31-year-old."
Jefferson's piece cited Le Parisien's quote from an unnamed international teammate: "He has accumulated too many grudges. ... He will do everything to ensure his departure this summer."
As Crowded House put it, "It would cause me pain if we were to end it. But I could start again, you can depend on it."
City bosses Txiki Begiristain and Ferran Soriano cannot be too pleased with hearing so much grumbling from a player who receives checks in the neighborhood of £200,000 a week, according to the Telegraph's Mark Ogden.
While moving Toure now might appear reactionary due to recent events, it would actually be prescient and proactive.
Legendary Major League Baseball executive Branch Rickey said it best (via Baseball Almanac): "Trade a player a year too early rather than a year too late."
Despite his petulance, Toure's value this summer will be as high as it is ever apt to be again.
Toure's last Premier League appearance ended with him stooping to receive his second Premier League winner's medal in three seasons.
Thanks to his free-kick and penalty-spot excellence—and in part to semi-regular Sergio Aguero injuries—Toure finished the 2013-14 Premier League season as the league's third-leading scorer.
Toure may not show appreciable signs of slippage in his performance in 2014-15, but he is signed through 2016-17. By the time that contract ends, he will be 34 years old.
It is not meant as a jibe to point out that 34 is how old Steven Gerrard is now. It is meant as a point of bloodless reference.
It's legitimate and he is going to leave City.It's tabloid-driven hokum and he will stay.Submit Votevote to see results
You might fairly ask whom City will get to replace Toure. The answer, at least immediately, is that City probably cannot replace Toure in the strictest sense.
Ball-moving men of Toure's size and deft touch are just not out there to be had in the transfer window. If Toure wants to stay, City would be best off keeping him.
With that said, for a club with Financial Fair Play problems, the booty Toure's sale would bring might cure a few ills.
Besides, Toure does not much seem to want to stay. Keeping him in Manchester as a prisoner of his contract and allowing him to infect the changing room would invite a return to the sniping, imploding last days of the Roberto Mancini era.
The whole sad saga reminds me of the great Earth, Wind & Fire song, "After the Love is Gone": "What used to be right is wrong/Can love that's lost be found?"
In my experience? Don't bet on it.

Dundee shock for Prem champs City
Barclays Premier League champions Manchester City suffered a 2-0 friendly defeat to Dundee at Dens Park in their opening pre-season tie yesterday.
Manuel Pellegrini named new signing Willy Caballero in goal in the friendly clash against the Scottish side, while new midfield signing Fernando started.
But City were already two down before Pellegrini made nine changes at half-time.
The home side took the lead when Gary Harkins was awarded a spot-kick after he was brought down in the penalty box by Dedryck Boyata.
The midfielder, who returned to Dundee for the third time this summer, saw his penalty saved by Argentinian stopper Caballero before hitting home the rebound after 26 minutes.
Ten minutes later Dundee doubled their lead as one of three trialists, Luka Tankulic, sent the ball home via a hefty deflection from the unlucky Boyata.
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Belgium captain Vincent Kompany expressed sympathy for Manchester City team-mates Pablo Zabaleta, Martin Demichelis and Sergio Aguero after Argentina's World Cup final defeat. He tweeted: "@pablo_zabaleta @demichelisok & @aguerosergiokun football is hard sometimes. You made everyone proud & had a great tournament. Heads up."

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Mangala deal brings quota issue for City
The Blues may need to offload a few of their foreign stars, while they could also take another look at Ross Barkley.
Manchester City will streamline their squad to meet Champions League restrictions with Javi Garcia, Alvaro Negredo and Matija Nastasic all in the firing line.
City will have to chop at least one overseas player from their squad when they complete the signing of Eliaquim Mangala to meet the Premier League limit of 17.
And even if they sell one of the trio, another will face exclusion from the Blues’ Champions League squad, which is limited to 16 overseas players this season.
Garcia and Negredo may be the unlucky stars who are deemed surplus to requirements but Nastasic may also be sold by the club, even though he still qualifies as an under-21 player for the coming season.
That qualification ends next season, and he would start to count towards the overseas quota.
Micah Richards, Jack Rodwell and Scott Sinclair are already up for grabs as the Blues prune their squad, with Joleon Lescott and Gareth Barry having left at the end of their contracts.
If the Blues can sell a couple of those overseas players, raising transfer funds, they could still launch a bid for Everton’s young England star Ross Barkley.
City have already enquired about Barkley’s availability, but were put off by the huge price quoted by the Toffees.
As it stands, the club believes their incoming transfer activity is finished, although they could yet take another look at Barkley.
The Blues had a £49million cap on their transfer spending imposed by Uefa for this summer, and the captures of Mangala (£32million), Fernando Reges (£12m), Bruno Zuculini (£1.5m) and Bacary Sagna (free) take them close to that limit.
That means any move for Barkley will have to wait for a year unless City can raise more funds through player sales.
Under Premier League rules, clubs are allowed a maximum of 17 overseas players who are aged 21 and over, and this season Uefa has restricted the Blue to a maximum of 16 in the Champions League.
The arrival of 23-year-old French defender Mangala, who had his medical in Manchester at the weekend, could be wrapped up today, and that will take City to 18 foreign stars.
That means at least one of them has to go, but City will look to flog at least two.
If one of the trio stays, he stands to be excluded from the 21-man squad for the Champions League.
Garcia is already attracting interest from Napoli, and Nastasic is wanted by several Italian clubs, but the £24million price tag on Negredo is putting off prospective buyers.
City were adamant a fortnight ago that Negredo would not be sold, amid strong interest from Atletico Madrid, but the player has since intimated that he wants to go.

HOW THE RULES AFFECT CITY
Premier League
•*City need to name a squad of 25 maximum, of which only 17 can be over the age of 21 and not home-grown
•*Home-grown means that, irrespective of nationality or age, the player has been registered to any English or Welsh club for at least three entire seasons or a period of 36 months
•*They can supplement the squad with unlimited players who were under the age of 21 on January 1, 2014
Champions League
•*As part of their punishment for breaching financial fair play rules, City have been restricted to a squad of 21 maximum, of which only 16 can be over the age of 21 and not home-grown.
•*They can supplement the squad with unlimited players who were under 21 on January 1, 2014
City’s current squad
Overseas (18): Caballero, Sagna, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Mangala (when signed), Kolarov, Fernando Reges, Garcia, Toure, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Dzeko, Jovetic, Negredo
Home-grown (8): Hart, Wright, Richards, Boyata, Clichy, Rodwell, Milner, Sinclair, Guidetti
Under-21: Nastasic, Rekik and whole of elite development squad

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World Cup 2014 final: Rihanna enjoyed Germany's triumph more than anyone else
One spectator in the crowd at the Maracana followed every kick of the ball, tweeted their analysis of the final more than Gary Lineker or Stan Collymore, and in the end lifted up their shirt like Fabrizio Ravanelli celebrating one of his best goals. This spectator also happened to be the world's No 1 pop star, Rihanna.
The Bajan singer, 26, seemingly had the time of her life during the World Cup final, celebrating more at the final whistle than she did during any of her seven Grammy Award wins, filling up her Twitter timeline with all of the key developments from the game which Germany won 1-0 against Argentina thanks to Mario Götze's extra-time strike.
With a gap in the punditry market now Alan Hansen has retired, Rihanna gave her views on the "sick" Argentina counter-attack, plus Germany midfielder Thomas Muller, who is "always in the right position".
The "We Found Love", or should that now be "We Found Löw", star concluded by writing that being at the final was "the most epic experience of my entire life".

The "VVIP guest list" for Sunday's World Cup final included film stars Daniel Craig and Ashton Kutcher, Russian President Vladimir Putin and his Gabon counterpart Ali Bongo, basketball star LeBron James - and former Leeds midfielder Olivier Dacourt. Guardian

Germany midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, 29, had "The Chosen One" printed on his boots for the World Cup final. DSSC

Former Arsenal midfielder Gilberto, a World Cup winner with Brazil in 2002, says his country's footballing problems "run deep". Daily Star

Golden glove winner Manuel Neuer, 28, says he has fallen in love with the "warm-hearted" people of Brazil during Germany's World Cup winning stay in the country. Fifa

Netherlands and Bayern Munich forward Arjen Robben, 30, has turned down an offer from Dutch boss Louis van Gaal to follow him to Manchester United this summer. Daily Telegraph

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is hoping to complete the £3m signing of Colombian goalkeeper David Ospina, 25, from Nice this week. Daily Mirror

Chelsea have opened discussions about bringing Didier Drogba, 36, back to Stamford Bridge as a second choice striker and coach. DSSC

Liverpool striker Iago Aspas, 26, is set to join Sevilla on a season-long loan. Liverpool Echo

Tottenham's summer transfer plans are on hold as midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 24, and defender Michael Dawson, 30, are reluctant to leave. Daily Mirror

The agent of Tottenham defender Jan Vertonghen, 27, admits the Belgian could leave White Hart Lane this summer. Evening Standard

Liverpool have reignited their interest in £18m Sevilla left back Alberto Moreno. Daily Express

Barcelona president Josep Bartomeu is convinced Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, who is set to join Barca for £75m, will have his four-month ban for biting reduced, despite Fifa rejecting the 27-year-old's appeal. Independent

Meanwhile Barca's plans to publicly unveil Suarez in a presentation ceremony won't be allowed until his ban is over. Sun

West Ham winger Stewart Downing, 29, believes the imminent £12m signing of Enner Valencia will help take the pressure off Andy Carroll. Daily Star

Germany and Arsenal forward Lukas Podolski, 29, took to Facebook to post a snap of him on the pitch grasping the World up trophy and looking pretty pleased with life.

Fifa president Sepp Blatter seemed to enjoy the game, posting: "What an intense Final from both teams. Congrats #GER: 4th title & 1st European team to win #WorldCup in Americas."

Joey Barton has a theory for Germany's success, tweeting: "So the best prepared team win the World Cup. Only team to build their own training base. Coincidence? I think not..."

Liverpool frontman Daniel Sturridge went on Twitter after Germany's victory to say: "Not even gonna lie I'm jealous it's not me. Fuel for the fire I guess... One day I hope to help England win something. That's the dream..."

A number of YouTube users have been duped by a spoof video that appears to show a North Korean news broadcast announcing that the national football team had made it to the World Cup final. Independent

An Irish football fan is returning from the World Cup with the matchball from the semi-final between Germany and Brazil, after catching a wayward shot from the Brazilian player, Bernard, and showing nifty skills to smuggle the ball out of the stadium. Irish Examiner


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Re: Monday's B****x

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:13 am

Does this mean that Robben, in turning down the chance to go to the Swamp, has "snubbed" the Scum ??

Rhetorical question but, if this is the case, will it be described as such by the media ??
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Postby craigmcfc » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:16 am

Home-grown (8): Hart, Wright, Richards, Boyata, Clichy, Rodwell, Milner, Sinclair, Guidetti

I haven't used a calculator but I'm pretty sure that's 9.
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Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:39 am

I'll check it on my abacus.
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Postby walshawblue » Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:34 pm

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... as-7418828


scums new deal and they said our Etihad deal was fucking overpriced
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Postby Chinners » Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:24 pm

Fair play getting £60mil+ a season for non Champions league football .... thats quite impressive actually
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Postby Chinners » Mon Jul 14, 2014 2:27 pm

Sky's Fixture change Bollox

Premier League fixtures live on Sky Sports: Top four kick off unrivalled season
Every club on at least three times by end of November as we bring you more games that matter


Sky Sports is to offer an unrivalled schedule of live Premier League fixtures from August, providing viewers with more of the games that matter, more of the best experts and more of the best analysis.
Having broadcast 49 of the 50 most watched Premier League matches last season, Sky Sports has announced a schedule that includes all of last season’s top four at least six times and every club at least three times.
Viewers can also enjoy seven live Manchester United fixtures - including Louis van Gaal’s toughest tests against Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea.
Only on Sky Sports can viewers see the opening matches of last season’s top four teams, Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal. Premier League champions City begin their title defence away to Newcastle United.
Following Sky’s best ever Premier League season, viewers can enjoy 43 live matches - at least three live fixtures every week - before the end of November:

Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal will all be shown at least six times and every club will be on at least three times with a match coming from all 20 Premier League grounds.
And in an added bonus, all seven Sky Sports channels will be free to every Sky, Virgin Media, TalkTalk and UPC household on Saturday August 16. This means more than 15 million homes can enjoy a full day of unrivalled live sport from Sky Sports, including football from the Sky Bet Championship, Scottish Premiership and Eredivisie as well as England Test cricket, golf from Europe and the USA, rugby union and ATP tennis. Sky Sports customers can also get 2 years' free unlimited broadband.
Barney Francis, Managing Director of Sky Sports, said: “49 out of 50 of the most popular Premier League games were shown on Sky Sports last season and a quick look at our opening schedule of fixtures shows Sky Sports is still the place to go for more of the games that matter. With more football than ever before, including the launch of our fantastic new European football channel Sky Sports 5, our customers have never had such an unrivalled choice of football. And for the first time, we’re inviting every Sky, Virgin Media, TalkTalk and UPC household to enjoy all seven Sky Sports channels free for the opening day of the season.”
Gary Neville, Sky Sports analyst, added: “I can’t wait for the new season and I can’t wait for Sky’s live matches. There are so many stand out fixtures here to look forward to, including must-see head to heads, big tests for the top four and all the promoted sides. We’ll see all the teams at least three times, visit all the grounds and tell the complete Premier League story throughout the opening three months and beyond. I can’t wait to get back into the studio.”

The first 43 of 116 Premier League fixtures on Sky Sports are as follows:

AUGUST
Sat 16: Arsenal v Crystal Palace (5.30pm)

Sun 17: Liverpool v Southampton (1.30pm)

Sun 17: Newcastle United v Manchester City (4pm)

Mon 18: Burnley v Chelsea (8pm)

Sat 23: Everton v Arsenal (5.30pm)

Sun 24: Hull City v Stoke City (1.30pm)

Sun 24: Sunderland v Manchester United (4pm)

Mon 25: Manchester City v Liverpool (8pm)

Sat 30: Everton v Chelsea (5.30pm)

Sun 31: Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool (1.30pm)

Sun 31: Leicester City v Arsenal (4pm)

SEPTEMBER
Sat 13: Liverpool v Aston Villa (5.30pm)

Sun 14: Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers (4pm)

Mon 15: Hull City v West Ham United (8pm)

Sat 20: West Ham United v Liverpool (5.30pm)

Sun 21: Leicester City v Manchester United (1.30pm)

Sun 21: Manchester City v Chelsea (4pm)

Sat 27: Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur (5.30pm)

Sun 28: West Bromwich Albion v Burnley (4pm)

Mon 29: Stoke City v Newcastle United (8pm)

OCTOBER
Sat 4: Aston Villa v Manchester City (5.30pm)

Sun 5: Chelsea v Arsenal (2.05pm)

Sun 5: West Ham United v Queens Park Rangers (4.15pm)

Sun 19: Queens Park Rangers v Liverpool (1.30pm)

Sun 19: Stoke City v Swansea City (4pm)

Mon 20: West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (8pm)

Sat 25: Swansea City v Leicester City (5.30pm)

Sun 26: Burnley v Everton (1.30pm)

Sun 26: Manchester United v Chelsea (4pm)

Mon 27: Queens Park Rangers v Aston Villa (8pm)

NOVEMBER
Sun 2: Manchester City v Manchester United (1.30pm)

Sun 2: Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur (4pm)

Mon 3: Crystal Palace v Sunderland (8pm)

Sat 8: Queens Park Rangers v Manchester City (5.30pm)

Sun 9: West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United (1.30pm)

Sun 9: Swansea City v Arsenal (4pm)

Sat 22: Arsenal v Manchester United (5.30pm)

Sun 23: Crystal Palace v Liverpool (1.30pm)

Sun 23: Hull City v Tottenham Hotspur (4pm)

Mon 24: Aston Villa v Southampton (8pm)

Sat 29: Sunderland v Chelsea (5.30pm)

Sun 30: Southampton v Manchester City (1.30pm)

Sun 30: Tottenham Hotspur v Everton (4pm)

These fixtures are the first of 116 chosen in conjunction with the Premier League and are part of Sky’s unrivalled football coverage, which this August includes the launch of Sky Sports 5, the new home of European football. The channel will show up to 600 live matches next season from European Qualifiers for UEFA EURO 2016, UEFA Champions League, La Liga, Copa del Rey, Coppa Italia and Eredivisie.
Analysis will again be provided by the best football experts on British television: Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher, Jamie Redknapp and Graeme Souness. Coverage is presented by Ed Chamberlin and Dave Jones with commentary from Martyn Tyler, Rob Hawthorne and Alan Parry.
Sky Sports will show more football next season than ever before - up to 800 live matches. As well as Barclays Premier League, viewers can enjoy live coverage of European qualifiers for UEFA EURO 2016, UEFA Champions League, SkyBet Football League, SPFL, Capital One Cup, La Liga, Eredivisie, Copa del Rey and Coppa Italia, Johnstone’s Paint Trophy and Sky Sports Victory Shield.
All of Sky Sports’ live matches will be available to watch in HD, on demand and on the go through Sky Go, the leading sports mobile TV service in the UK. To support the live match experience, Sky Sports customers can also benefit from the innovative Sky Sports smartphone and iPad apps, which offer additional viewing options and analysis.

Oh just feck off Sky .... wankers
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Re: Monday's B****x

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:28 pm

"Viewers can also enjoy seven live Manchester United fixtures" is a matter of opinion.

There is a sub-text to their rhetoric that suggests BT Sport has them worried.
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