***Community Shield: City v Arsenal***

[dick dastardley]

Michael fucking owen ffs.

[Sideshow Bob]

I forgot how much I hate these fucking gooners. Just looking at their stupid faces makes me angry.

[Slim]

The Community Shield, sponsored by McDonalds, that well known food of athletes everywhere.

Looks like Joe's got himself a cheeseburger.

[Ted Hughes]

I forgot how much I hate these fucking gooners. Just looking at their stupid faces makes me angry.

Like

[Dameerto]

lots of empty seats...

It's a shame we can't fill our home stadium but oh well.

[Dameerto]

The Community Shield, sponsored by McDonalds, that well known food of athletes everywhere.

Looks like Joe's got himself a cheeseburger.

Don't say that too many times, he will be taking notes for his next endorsement.

[Beefymcfc]

Caballero, Clichy, Boyata, Nastasic, Kolarov, Navas, Fernando, Toure (C), Nasri, Jovetic, Dzeko

There you go. That's the team.

No surprises there then. You sound a little pissed off mate, don't you think it's good enough to win?

Well I'm not surprised and I'm not pissed off and I think we stand a fair chance of outscoring the arse provided Jovetic stays on the boil and Dzeko does what he can do so well. That's not to say that I'm not nervous but that's the adrenalin kicking in and the nerves thing is what we watch it for innit.

Sure is pal, just sounded a little razor blade to the wrist'ish.

Oh fuck, just realised, Mickey fucking Owen. Can I borrow that blade after you mate ;-)

[Slim]

If you needed proof how quick Navas is, right there.

[Dameerto]

If Owen says we're outnumbered in central midfield one more time I will scream - hasn't he seen us play before?

[Beefymcfc]

If Wenger is showcasing Sonogo again to get more money for him then he's completely fucked up.

*Watch him go and score a hatrick now*

[Slim]

The Community Shield, sponsored by McDonalds, that well known food of athletes everywhere.

Looks like Joe's got himself a cheeseburger.

Don't say that too many times, he will be taking notes for his next endorsement.

Might be spending a lot of time on his arse this season, maybe hemorrhoid cream?

[Ted Hughes]

Not started watching it yet, but it's all over the net that Pellegrini & the club have just finally admitted that Mangala is 'close'.

[phips]

this Jovetic-Dzeko partnership seems to mean that our midfield gets dominated. not encouraging.

[Slim]

Not started watching it yet, but it's all over the net that Pellegrini & the club have just finally admitted that Mangala is 'close'.

I am still of a school of thought that the only time I count the chicken is when he's standing there holding a shirt with the manager smiling insincerely next to him.

[DoomMerchant]

This fucking puma kit for the arse is fanfuckingtastic. Nike blows big donkey dicks in comparison. I'm jealous.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

This fucking puma kit for the arse is fanfuckingtastic. Nike blows big donkey dicks in comparison. I'm jealous.

Haha I just posted on a gooner mates fb that it looks like a market knock off. Doesn't even look the right shade of red. Fucking horrendous for my money.

[Slim]

Fucking hell Gael, do you remember you're no longer playing for that red shite?

[dick dastardley]

Bt sport = arsenal tv,

[Pretty Boy Lee]

So much space in front of our back 4.



Fuck

[Cit.revenge]

FFS midfield is awful !!!