by john68 » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:14 am
No Ted, you just misunderstand him.....TRANSLATION
1)...We were that really shite for 10 mins, then we weren't quite as shite.
2)...
3)...Luis Suarez is a man eater.
4)...I am now on Jack and Jill book 3 and I can nearly do joined up writing.
5)... Ooops! Sorry Miss, I plugged your metal vibrator into the mains.
6)...
7)...When I was a kid, we played 40 a side, cos only one kid had a ball.
8)...Henderson....fetch!
9)....I have written Valentines Cards to three of you.
10)...I drive an Astra.
11)...If he lets you handle his balls, He's bound to let you give him a blow job.
12)...Joe Allen wouldn't let me shag him.
13)...I can never find where I've left my keys when I'm pissed.
14)...Luis, "If you can't get past the defender, eat him.
15)...When I managed Swansea, the Cardiff fans loved me.
16)...I was embarrassed I'd mate a twat of myself.
17)...
18)...Nobody wants to let me shag 'em.
19)...I was shit with that Airfix Kit, soI slung it.
20)...So that's why other teams score so many against us.
My apologies but you lot can play with the missing ones. It's late and I'm off to bed and can't be arsed thinking anymore.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT