What would they have done had they not been footballers?

[twosips]

I reckon Adebayor would be selling those dodgy 1p SIM cards that give you cheap call time abroad.

That or he'd have a shit stall on Market Street selling iPhone covers and novelty umbrellas.

[Alioune DVToure]

Nasri - professional dancer
Caballero - low-rent actor
Boyata - shelf-stacker

Great shout for Milner as a butcher. I can see that!

[mr_nool]

I think Caballero would be a fair bit more corpulent, sport a well-groomed beard, and work with cloud computing.

[mr_nool]

Nasri would have an enourmous arse and work behind the counter at an Avis office in some midsized French airport.

[Nigels Tackle]

richard wright would deliver pizzas (using his own car)

[mr_nool]

Sinclair would work at Topshop or Urban Outfitters.

[I Just Blue Myself]

Sagna would produce dodgy eurodance.

Ahem.

[nottsblue]

SWP would've been a jockey

Dunne would've been a landlord

Tiatto a bank robber

Negredo a bull fighter

Adebayor would run a lottery scam

Navas a runner

Nasri a hairdresser

Kompany a diplomat

Silva a beach bum selling sun loungers

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Navas would be an f1 driver. Kolarov a wwe wrestler.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Giggs and Shrek would be petty criminals. 100% cast iron guaranteed

[nottsblue]

Giggs and Shrek would be petty criminals. 100% cast iron guaranteed

"petty criminals"? Shrek would have been an armed robber at least and likely killed a man

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Giggs and Shrek would be petty criminals. 100% cast iron guaranteed

"petty criminals"? Shrek would have been an armed robber at least and likely killed a man

And his moll would be 62 years old.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Giggs and Shrek would be petty criminals. 100% cast iron guaranteed

"petty criminals"? Shrek would have been an armed robber at least and likely killed a man

Nope. The sort of nasty little shit who would steal drinks off tables while somebody had nipped to the bog.
Giggs would rob from his own family and even try and shag their wives . . . Oh hang on.

[Hazy2]

Pellers would be the face f Del Monte fruit. Samir ding the sun beds in the South of France. Calbers a butcher

[RodneyRodney]

Zabs an SAS instructor

[Mase]

Sagna would be sat in the male toilets in a crappy club surrounded by watered down aftershaves and while you're trying to take a piss on your night out he's telling you "no spash - no gash!"

[Ted Hughes]

Edin Dzeko: dentist.
Kolarov: stripper
Sagna: replacement bass player in Chic.
Kompany: policeman.
Sinclair: hairdresser
Zabba: fireman
Fernandinho: priest
Jovetic: manager at Curry's/PC World
Hart: Gazza's best pal

[Bianchi on Ice]

Kolarov wouldnt be a stripper Ted he'd be a freelance delivery driver similar to the one who dropped off 142 parcels at my work on the weekend before xmas, insisted we counted each one then watched as I counted all of them bar the few he'd counted and when I gave my figure realised the total was wrong and said there were "six" parcels on his cage when there were about 12. It was a "couldnt give a fuck" attitude which I dont mind but dont waste my time while not giving a fuck pal. Thats Kolarov.

[Nigels Tackle]

Sagna would be sat in the male toilets in a crappy club surrounded by watered down aftershaves and while you're trying to take a piss on your night out he's telling you "no slash - no gash!"

sun jihai would be a cockle picker

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Zabs an SAS instructor

Most appropriate.

Yaya would probably own a bakery where they would make exotic birthday cakes.