What would they have done had they not been footballers?

[Dameerto]

Pellers would be the face f Del Monte fruit. Samir ding the sun beds in the South of France. Calbers a butcher

I could see Pellegrini as the man who says yes.

[Wooders]

Always thought joe had the look of an it technician in an office, surrounded by laptops he's tinkering with

Manuel looks like one of those types who shows up in the office every now and then but no-one is sure who he is, apparently he is some director in Spain or Italy

I can see kun as a bell boy in a 5 star hotel

Jovetic as an aspiring priest

Clichy works at the vodafone shop in town

Kiddo drives a taxi

[Moonchesteri]

Like someone said, I could deffo see Caballero in a low budget movie.

Navas would be selling used cars

Fernandinho would be a cook

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I reckon Wooney would have worked with animals. Oh, hold on....

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Always thought joe had the look of an it technician in an office, surrounded by laptops he's tinkering with

Manuel looks like one of those types who shows up in the office every now and then but no-one is sure who he is, apparently he is some director in Spain or Italy

I can see kun as a bell boy in a 5 star hotel

Jovetic as an aspiring priest

Clichy works at the vodafone shop in town

Kiddo drives a taxi

That's Aguero, spot on.

Some oldies:

Jamie Pollock: fruit and veg man on a market stall
Gerry Creaney and Matt Mills: his sacks of spuds
Andy Morrison: bouncer
Paul Dickov: the argumentative little guy that Morrison throws out of the night club because he wont shut up and keeps fighting with Gerry Gow
Maurizio Gaudino: Navas' boss at the used car lot

[Mikhail Chigorin]

This is a brilliant thread that's really had me chuckling at the ingenuity shown in all of the posts.

Hope it continues for a little while longer, at the very least.