Mourinho again

[DoomMerchant]

Yawwwww-uhhhhhn.

Somebody shiv this fucker in the shower stalls please so I don't have to click into this thread to laugh at him and OD and their Lenny and Squiggy routine please.

Cheers

I am not even sure what the fuck I'm reading here.

At least when we have a bit of banter it doesn't last 10 pages.

Tru dat little man. We got bullshit beefs on lockdown.

Cheers

[Tokyo Blue]

There is a picture on this page in which it looks very much like a red card offence is being committed. I wonder if any of you can spot it. mister moss didn't but he was clearly "unsighted", as you can see in said photo.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31431754

This kind of shit is why we are struggling to win the league. On a level playing field we would be twelve points clear minimum. And anyone who thinks this cheating doesn't matter is living in a fucking dreamworld.

[phips]

You can't support two teams at the same time

okay man, go on thinking that.

If Dortmund played City who would you root for?

If you root for 2 teams you have to like one much, much more (as in love; they are #1 and better in your eyes/heart than anyone else by a mile). If you say you like both equally than you're not fan of either.

Very simple concept to any real supporter.

you see, its very simple when the 2 clubs are in 2 different countries and therefore don't play each other.
the only chance would be in the CL and given City's current CL form and Dortmund's domestic form, I don't think I'll have to worry about it for at least 2 seasons.

[bigblue]

If Dortmund played City who would you root for?

If you root for 2 teams you have to like one much, much more (as in love; they are #1 and better in your eyes/heart than anyone else by a mile). If you say you like both equally than you're not fan of either.

Very simple concept to any real supporter.

you see, its very simple when the 2 clubs are in 2 different countries and therefore don't play each other.
the only chance would be in the CL and given City's current CL form and Dortmund's domestic form, I don't think I'll have to worry about it for at least 2 seasons.

You didn't answer the question cockmouth. So I'll ask it more clearly:

Who do you like better Dortmund or City? If they played each other, who would you want to win?

I already know the answer, and that makes you a shit excuse of a fan for either team. You ever heard people using the word 'plastic' when describing some fans? They're talking about you.

To put it in terms you'd understand, you're that fucking fan who cherry picks their favorite team for each sport in a different city based on who's winning or has a star player. The type of person who roots for the Chicago Bulls, Seattle Seahawks, Atlanta Braves, Detroit Redwings... but lives in Boston! This type of fucktard usually has a seperate bullshit story about their childhood for why they support each team from 10 different cities from around the country. But it's all bullshit. Any real fan knows that they are an absolute idiot. For a normal person/actual sports fan, who they support is simple: one city (usually where your from or lived or have some concrete connection) and stick with it.

You are not a supporter of any team. You like to watch football, but that's about it.

[Im_Spartacus]

You can't support two teams at the same time

okay man, go on thinking that.

If Dortmund played City who would you root for?

If you root for 2 teams you have to like one much, much more (as in love; they are #1 and better in your eyes/heart than anyone else by a mile). If you say you like both equally than you're not fan of either.

Very simple concept to any real supporter.

you see, its very simple when the 2 clubs are in 2 different countries and therefore don't play each other.
the only chance would be in the CL and given City's current CL form and Dortmund's domestic form, I don't think I'll have to worry about it for at least 2 seasons.

But you had to worry about it a couple of seasons back surely? So how did it work out then for you?

[Bianchi on Ice]

Anyone who isn't a Chelsea supporter hates Mourinho. He's a grade A cunthole, who blazes a trail of horror and acrimony at every club he is at. "Apres moi, le deluge" is about the most apt way to describe it.

I'd hate winning with a manager like him. It would pretty much end my relatively short affair with football if City had opted for this fucker. Or at least give me a brief reprieve to actually focus on other parts of my life which football conflicts with, such as....my children, cooking, writing and pornography. Not in that order, or together.

cheers

Doom, you've lost sight of what matters. I suggest you are going soft in your old age

[Wonderwall]

Anyone who isn't a Chelsea supporter hates Mourinho. He's a grade A cunthole, who blazes a trail of horror and acrimony at every club he is at. "Apres moi, le deluge" is about the most apt way to describe it.

I'd hate winning with a manager like him. It would pretty much end my relatively short affair with football if City had opted for this fucker. Or at least give me a brief reprieve to actually focus on other parts of my life which football conflicts with, such as....my children, cooking, writing and pornography. Not in that order, or together.

cheers

Doom, you've lost sight of what matters. I suggest you are going soft in your old age

Poor Doomy, that's erectile disfunction for you. Do you know Pele?

[phips]

If Dortmund played City who would you root for?

If you root for 2 teams you have to like one much, much more (as in love; they are #1 and better in your eyes/heart than anyone else by a mile). If you say you like both equally than you're not fan of either.

Very simple concept to any real supporter.

you see, its very simple when the 2 clubs are in 2 different countries and therefore don't play each other.
the only chance would be in the CL and given City's current CL form and Dortmund's domestic form, I don't think I'll have to worry about it for at least 2 seasons.

You didn't answer the question cockmouth. So I'll ask it more clearly:

Who do you like better Dortmund or City? If they played each other, who would you want to win?

I already know the answer, and that makes you a shit excuse of a fan for either team. You ever heard people using the word 'plastic' when describing some fans? They're talking about you.

To put it in terms you'd understand, you're that fucking fan who cherry picks their favorite team for each sport in a different city based on who's winning or has a star player. The type of person who roots for the Chicago Bulls, Seattle Seahawks, Atlanta Braves, Detroit Redwings... but lives in Boston! This type of fucktard usually has a seperate bullshit story about their childhood for why they support each team from 10 different cities from around the country. But it's all bullshit. Any real fan knows that they are an absolute idiot. For a normal person/actual sports fan, who they support is simple: one city (usually where your from or lived or have some concrete connection) and stick with it.

You are not a supporter of any team. You like to watch football, but that's about it.

thanks for that. it gave me a good laugh.

but, seriously, enlighten me. im asking a serious question. how would you like me to choose an English (or European) football club to REALLY support if I don't have parents who are English and haven't lived there? Im actually genuinely curious as to your logic on that front.

[Scatman]

...don't, perhaps?

[DoomMerchant]

If Dortmund played City who would you root for?

If you root for 2 teams you have to like one much, much more (as in love; they are #1 and better in your eyes/heart than anyone else by a mile). If you say you like both equally than you're not fan of either.

Very simple concept to any real supporter.

you see, its very simple when the 2 clubs are in 2 different countries and therefore don't play each other.
the only chance would be in the CL and given City's current CL form and Dortmund's domestic form, I don't think I'll have to worry about it for at least 2 seasons.

You didn't answer the question cockmouth. So I'll ask it more clearly:

Who do you like better Dortmund or City? If they played each other, who would you want to win?

I already know the answer, and that makes you a shit excuse of a fan for either team. You ever heard people using the word 'plastic' when describing some fans? They're talking about you.

To put it in terms you'd understand, you're that fucking fan who cherry picks their favorite team for each sport in a different city based on who's winning or has a star player. The type of person who roots for the Chicago Bulls, Seattle Seahawks, Atlanta Braves, Detroit Redwings... but lives in Boston! This type of fucktard usually has a seperate bullshit story about their childhood for why they support each team from 10 different cities from around the country. But it's all bullshit. Any real fan knows that they are an absolute idiot. For a normal person/actual sports fan, who they support is simple: one city (usually where your from or lived or have some concrete connection) and stick with it.

You are not a supporter of any team. You like to watch football, but that's about it.

thanks for that. it gave me a good laugh.

but, seriously, enlighten me. im asking a serious question. how would you like me to choose an English (or European) football club to REALLY support if I don't have parents who are English and haven't lived there? Im actually genuinely curious as to your logic on that front.

i could give you mine, cocksnot, but it's likely to confuse the fuck out of you since it wasn't based on pretty colors, trophy wins and/or what you thought might seem fashionable or cool.

Fortunately, we're both super lucky to be such big City fans, huh?

Cheers

[bigblue]

but, seriously, enlighten me. im asking a serious question. how would you like me to choose an English (or European) football club to REALLY support if I don't have parents who are English and haven't lived there? Im actually genuinely curious as to your logic on that front.

Well you can't even choose one.

Once again: Dortmund or City?

[DoomMerchant]

Anyone who isn't a Chelsea supporter hates Mourinho. He's a grade A cunthole, who blazes a trail of horror and acrimony at every club he is at. "Apres moi, le deluge" is about the most apt way to describe it.

I'd hate winning with a manager like him. It would pretty much end my relatively short affair with football if City had opted for this fucker. Or at least give me a brief reprieve to actually focus on other parts of my life which football conflicts with, such as....my children, cooking, writing and pornography. Not in that order, or together.

cheers

Doom, you've lost sight of what matters. I suggest you are going soft in your old age

Poor Doomy, that's erectile disfunction for you. Do you know Pele?

If I couldn't get a boner I'd totally take that 4 hour boner medicine. No sweat.

I'm surprised I haven't tried it just to see what it does. Who has a Viagra story? I know some of you fat old cunts need it. #noshame

Share it homies.

Cheers

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

All his whining has paid off. After Costa's bam the FA wouldn't take any action against Ivanovic. Worth the moaning and squealing then.

[iwasthere2012]

Anyone who isn't a Chelsea supporter hates Mourinho. He's a grade A cunthole, who blazes a trail of horror and acrimony at every club he is at. "Apres moi, le deluge" is about the most apt way to describe it.

I'd hate winning with a manager like him. It would pretty much end my relatively short affair with football if City had opted for this fucker. Or at least give me a brief reprieve to actually focus on other parts of my life which football conflicts with, such as....my children, cooking, writing and pornography. Not in that order, or together.

cheers

Doom, you've lost sight of what matters. I suggest you are going soft in your old age

Poor Doomy, that's erectile disfunction for you. Do you know Pele?

If I couldn't get a boner I'd totally take that 4 hour boner medicine. No sweat.

I'm surprised I haven't tried it just to see what it does. Who has a Viagra story? I know some of you fat old cunts need it. #noshame

Share it homies.

Cheers

It stops you rolling out of bed.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

All his whining has paid off. After Costa's bam the FA wouldn't take any action against Ivanovic. Worth the moaning and squealing then.

Agreed. The search for a spine in English football goes on.

[Slim]

I did find Costa's comments funny. He said he was being targeted by defenders, I would hope so as I'm fairly certain it's a defender's job to target strikers.

[Ted Hughes]

I did find Costa's comments funny. He said he was being targeted by defenders, I would hope so as I'm fairly certain it's a defender's job to target strikers.

If we had a player who behaved the same way, Sky etc would put out all the slomo evidence for their audience to make up their own minds.

If our manager said we were being mistreated by the establishment, they would show all the instances for and against, in order to let the viewers make up their own minds, via the evidence shown.

We have seen Costa smacking people in the face wihout punishment

But nobody wants to say so, in case Mourinho refuses to give tham his time, in the future

[ayrshireblue]

After watching Mourinho's post match interview with the BBC where he didn't like the question about Ivanovic's conduct and walked away I think the media should be refusing to interview him. He needs the oxygen they provide to stoke his own fire. Remove his publicity and he becomes neutered.
He brings the game into misconduct in just about every interview but it shows how much the English game has changed that his pathetic behaviour is seen as being one of the reasons that there was a record fee paid for TV rights this week. The real reason for this high price was because two rival companies had to make sure they didn't lose market share rather than the product being any more marketable.

[Slim]

After watching Mourinho's post match interview with the BBC where he didn't like the question about Ivanovic's conduct and walked away I think the media should be refusing to interview him. He needs the oxygen they provide to stoke his own fire. Remove his publicity and he becomes neutered.
He brings the game into misconduct in just about every interview but it shows how much the English game has changed that his pathetic behaviour is seen as being one of the reasons that there was a record fee paid for TV rights this week. The real reason for this high price was because two rival companies had to make sure they didn't lose market share rather than the product being any more marketable.

They are never going to do that, he pretty much writes the stories for them.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

After watching Mourinho's post match interview with the BBC where he didn't like the question about Ivanovic's conduct and walked away I think the media should be refusing to interview him. He needs the oxygen they provide to stoke his own fire. Remove his publicity and he becomes neutered.
He brings the game into misconduct in just about every interview but it shows how much the English game has changed that his pathetic behaviour is seen as being one of the reasons that there was a record fee paid for TV rights this week. The real reason for this high price was because two rival companies had to make sure they didn't lose market share rather than the product being any more marketable.

They are never going to do that, he pretty much writes the stories for them.

We might not like him, we may know he talks shite, but ignore the manager of the present League leaders? Are you serious?