It's BaconFace's Birthday!

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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby blootoof » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 pm

There's a Men In Black joke here somewhere I just can't think of one.

P.S. I'm not Blootoof, I'm his younger brother. He's out on the piss with all his friends with it bein new years eve and that.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby paulh » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:10 pm

happy birthday you prick. hope you have a stroke/slow death on our pitch this year in league as we destroy you 6-0 and have a slow and painfull death to the tune of fuck off fergie
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:14 pm

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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby roadrageDR » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:47 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:HOPE IT,S HIS LAST.

A GREAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR ALEX, AND MANY MORE
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Blue in the face » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:15 am

roadrageDR wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:HOPE IT,S HIS LAST.

A GREAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR ALEX, AND MANY MORE



Are you still here? I hope you're holding his hand when he gets hit by a train.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Blueboylewis » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:17 am

YOU TWATTY COCK FACE SON OF A BITCH. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR HUBBA BUBBA CHEWING GUM YOU TWAT!!!
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Blue in the face » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:25 am

Like John68 I also hope you have a long life. Thats as far as we agree on this.

I hope you grow old in an old peoples home, run by the useless local DSS and you spend the rest of your miserable life pissing and shitting yourself.

But if Im really honest ..............I hope you die slowly and painfully (choking on Wrigleys at COMS would be quite amusing).
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Re: ASK THE AUSSIES.

Postby sandman » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:53 am

I hope someone gave you aids you twat...
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Lev Bronstein » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:55 am

john68 wrote:Happy Birthday Dazza.
Good luck with the run Zurich.

Dear Bacon face, Unlike my other blue colleagues, I genuinely hope you live a long life. That way you get to see your greedy, arrogant, club slowly deflate into obscurity. I hope you live long, because I would not want you to miss a fucking thing, as my proud, ambitious club overtakes you. I also hope that you have all your faculties, so that every minute of every day, you will be fully aware of the shite you are and the success we are.
Live long Taggart.


Ee John, sometimes words fly out of your mouth better than weasel shit off a shovel.

Hopefully, he'll live long enough to be grateful to be in the Europa Cup via the fair play avenue, and think it a good season if Utd get to the League Cup semis.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Citizen of Oslo » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:45 am

Careful what you wish for. It might become true.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby roadrageDR » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:16 am

Blue in the face wrote:
roadrageDR wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:HOPE IT,S HIS LAST.

A GREAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR ALEX, AND MANY MORE



Are you still here? I hope you're holding his hand when he gets hit by a train.

NOT NICE, NOT NICE AT ALL. YES I AM STILL HERE DH OTHERWISE I WOULD NOT BE POSTING WOULD I. G.....B.......... THOUGHT WE WERE THICK AS SHIT, YOUR POST JUST PROVES THE OPPOSITE.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:46 am

roadrageDR wrote:
Blue in the face wrote:
roadrageDR wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:HOPE IT,S HIS LAST.

A GREAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR ALEX, AND MANY MORE



Are you still here? I hope you're holding his hand when he gets hit by a train.

NOT NICE, NOT NICE AT ALL. YES I AM STILL HERE DH OTHERWISE I WOULD NOT BE POSTING WOULD I. G.....B.......... THOUGHT WE WERE THICK AS SHIT, YOUR POST JUST PROVES THE OPPOSITE.



I thought I was a sad twat coming on here at this hour even as a City fan after being up all night on the screaming piss on New Years eve but as usual, you sad rag fuckers can out saddo anybody. Keep up the good work. PS did you see anyone at midnight or did you just wank off on your own to Giggsy's sports personality of the year video?.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby norfstander » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:54 pm

Hope he chokes on his dinner.
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby roadrageDR » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:33 pm

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY GOT ANY PLAYERS THAT QUALIFY FOR SUCH A PRESTIGIOUS AWARD, F%$@#@#@#@# DOUBT IT, AND YOU NEVER WILL HAVE. ARFFFFFFFFFF ARFFFFFFFFFFFFF ARFFFFFFFFF
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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:39 pm

roadrageDR wrote:HAVE YOU ACTUALLY GOT ANY PLAYERS THAT QUALIFY FOR SUCH A PRESTIGIOUS AWARD, F%$@#@#@#@# DOUBT IT, AND YOU NEVER WILL HAVE. ARFFFFFFFFFF ARFFFFFFFFFFFFF ARFFFFFFFFF


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Re: It's BaconFace's Birthday!

Postby Bingo Lewis » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:36 am

hope the prick had a shit one
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