fao herb

[Dubciteh]

Handbags aside, i agree with herbs points.

Just saying.

[Cocacolajojo1]

Handbags aside, i agree with herbs points.

Just saying.

I challenge you do a duel at dawn.

[Wonderwall]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

do a phips and look back through a few posts dickface...
palace away with your fucking dinner....
i don't need to take things to pm's to fight my 'battles'
being a real man i'll do it openly one here

Palace Away eh. I will be there, I will referee

[DoomMerchant]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

do a phips and look back through a few posts dickface...
palace away with your fucking dinner....
i don't need to take things to pm's to fight my 'battles'
being a real man i'll do it openly one here

Palace Away eh. I will be there, I will referee

Broughton's Rules?

Cheers

[Wonderwall]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

do a phips and look back through a few posts dickface...
palace away with your fucking dinner....
i don't need to take things to pm's to fight my 'battles'
being a real man i'll do it openly one here

Palace Away eh. I will be there, I will referee

Broughton's Rules?

Cheers

The Marquess of Queensberry rules only dear chap

[Herb]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

do a phips and look back through a few posts dickface...
palace away with your fucking dinner....
i don't need to take things to pm's to fight my 'battles'
being a real man i'll do it openly one here

If you were a real man you wouldn't have opened a thread as a personal attack on a fellow supporter when you could simply have dropped him a pm and met him for a chat to get your point across. Everyone reading this thread can see that and your keeping your attack up just marks you down as a limp dick.
Beyond this I have no intention in having any more jolly banter with a dickwipe shitbag coward like you Mr Tickle . . you're an embarrassment to this forum, to City fans in general and a you're a piss poor example to young forum users who might confuse your hopeless inability to back up your brags with the sort of behaviour that normal men should have.

PS. On the plus side; I must admit it is amusing to see you metaphorically roll around in the loose shit of your weak character - not a wholesome sight but of special note for the way you take being a shitbag to a whole new level. If shitbaggery were an Olympic sport I hazard to guess you'd be in line to represent the nation.

[dazby]

#teamtackle

[dazby]

Keep being a cunt herb. We need dicks like you around here to spice things up.

Carl, move aside. There's a new wanker in town.

[City64]

#teamtackle

[Wonderwall]

Keep being a cunt herb. We need dicks like you around here to spice things up.

Carl, move aside. There's a new wanker in town.

Cheers Dazzler, I had a fresh brew and took a sip before scrolling to this post. TWAT, clean t-shirt needed!

[CTID Hants]

Palace Away eh. I will be there, I will referee.............

The Marquess of Queensberry rules only dear chap

Ooh, how about bringing it to my local pub after the game, it's not too far (about 30 odd miles) and they could rein-act the World's first WORLD heavy weight boxing match, i kid you not....... https://keithpp.wordpress.com/2010/04/1 ... sayers-uk/

I'm sure Kerrie the landlady would appreciate the extra custom and i will happily take any of you on.........at Pool

[Ted Hughes]

Palace Away eh. I will be there, I will referee.............

The Marquess of Queensberry rules only dear chap

Ooh, how about bringing it to my local pub after the game, it's not too far (about 30 odd miles) and they could rein-act the World's first WORLD heavy weight boxing match, i kid you not....... https://keithpp.wordpress.com/2010/04/1 ... sayers-uk/

I'm sure Kerrie the landlady would appreciate the extra custom and i will happily take any of you on.........at Pool

'The nation was so shocked by the brutality of the fight that legislation was pushed through Parliament that put an end to bare-knuckle fighting'.

Because the Prime minister and others saw it, as well as the Prince of Wales & Charles Dickens, all there watching the illegal fight, til the police raided it. Hence the Marquess of Queensberry rules being brought in.

An important part of which Nigel & Herb should remember: "no cross-buttock throwing whatever".

[Wonderwall]

OK the following rules shall Apply

Rules[edit]
1, To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a bar with pissed up city fans, bar to be no larger than the average Yates Wine lodge or as near that size as practicable.
2, No wrestling or hugging allowed.
3, The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's posting their progress on mancityfans.net time between rounds.
3, If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his pint for a swig, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired.
4, If one man fails to get off his arse in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the moderator to give his award in favour of the other man.
5, A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down or completely pissed.
6, No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds that includes (CARL, Dazby etc)
7, Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference (Carls Tiger), the moderator to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes or get a round in for everyone.
8, The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and newly knitted by their nan.
9, Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the moderators satisfaction.
10, A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes, so keep it fucking clean fellas
11, That no shoes or boots with spikes or sprigs be allowed (vans or Adidas Gazelle are acceptable)
12, The contest in all other respects to be governed by mancityfans.net polls

[Foreverinbluedreams]

^sounds gay.

I'm in!

[DoomMerchant]

I would honestly spend 50 notes towards charity if we did a MCF.net boxing day. Put a pot together... Winner picks the charity and users vote on matchups they'll pay for. With the lack of crack and whores lately maybe the site could fly Slim, PBL and Dazbeh over to Manc for the event. I have a feeling our Aussie posters are likely "Britain's Most Wanted" when it comes to opponents.

I'd love to see my fat ass vs PBLs fat 'muricanized ass over a couple rounds. I haven't punched anyone since I was 14. I'm due. Plus an ass whooping wouldn't be the worst medicine for me in my middle age in case it goes pear shaped. I'm a man. I should have gotten my ass beaten by now. I might have missed a trick.

Cheers

[ruralblue]

Boxing? Duels? So last year. Suicide vests and be headings these days.

Burt would sort the pair of you out!

[iwasthere2012]

Boxing? Duels? So last year. Suicide vests and be headings these days.

Burt would sort the pair of you out!

Pillow Fight?

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Boxing? Duels? So last year. Suicide vests and be headings these days.

Burt would sort the pair of you out!

Pillow Fight?

If they were to calmly discuss their issues instead, would that be then classed as 'pillow talk' ??

[Dameerto]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

Coming from a long line of shitbags (we go back many generations) I find your use of that term in a derogatory manner to be deeply offensive - I demand you take it back before I get the internet police involved.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Oi Nigel's Tickle, face it fella, if you'd ever been brave enough to pm me to set up the chat that we would have had (if you'd had any semblance of courage) then you wouldn't be on here slagging real fans off from the safety of your bedroom.
You've had the offer for a personal get together and you've not had the bottle to turn up so fuck off shitbag because everybody can see what you are from your annoying bleats and lack of spine.

PS. And no I don't leave 5 minutes before the end but it I did it'd be my choice as a fan. Does that piss you off also?

Coming from a long line of shitbags (we go back many generations) I find your use of that term in a derogatory manner to be deeply offensive - I demand you take it back before I get the internet police involved.

If anyone refers to me in such terminological exactitude, it's usually prefaced by the adjective "useless".

The trouble is, they're probably right.