Caption Competiton

[Wonderwall]

As it Int break and a very slow fortnight, lets have some caption fun



Messi " So why did you choose these Numbers Sergio"
Aguero "These were our results over the scum when beat them to the league title"

[Goaters 103]

Messi - "Cheers for fluffing that penalty the other week, as a sign of my appreciation that's why you were the only City player I didn't nutmeg during the game"

[iwasthere2012]

Aguero "Does my bum look big in this."

Messi " Don't worry about the bum, eees good,eees fine."

[City64]

"Oi Messi , stop messin with my arse !"

[nottsblue]

Aguero : Oi, diMaria, why are you wearing Messi's shirt and get your hand off my fucking ass

[DoomMerchant]

Honestly if you think men need to exchange words during a special moment like that then you've never had a really close bro that you loved....like....a.....brother.

Ahem.

Cheers

[dazby]

Arsey......er Argie.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

"Jaysus Sergio, what you got in there?"

"It's just Phil Jones"

[City64]

"Steady Lionel I have just followed through !"

[crowdsway]

Come on sweet cheeks, dont let the loss of both arms get you down.

[Crossie]

"If you let me bum you now, I'll come to City".

[steelsnail]

"Walnut arse"

"Messi cunt ! "

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Messi sings to the tune from the musical, "Evita":

"Don't cry for me, Kun Agüero...the truth is I NEVER LEFT YOU!"

[zuricity]

"Liverpool are one of the superpowers of football and if the owners don't want to sell, they don't have to," said Rodgers.

Used to be Brenda... Used to be.

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Leo serenades Sergio with the City anthem!:

Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

I said, "Kun moon...
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own!"

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

After receiving the pat on his blue moon, Sergio replies to Leo, "We both have a low center of gravity!"

[Hazy2]

As it Int break and a very slow fortnight, lets have some caption fun



Messi " So why did you choose these Numbers Sergio"
Aguero "These were our results over the scum when beat them to the league title"

You got your wallet Serg, yep... Why, I don't bring mine since we signed that scouse cunt goofy ......Yeah yeah, when we sign Sterling I will forget mine...

[Beefymcfc]

Messi: 'Cheeky!'

Sergio: Don't worry, I'll ask him.