Other matches 16th May-20th May

[Clowncrete]

Saturday 16 May 2015
LIVE 12:45 Southampton v Aston Villa St. Mary's Stadium
15:00 Burnley v Stoke Turf Moor
15:00 QPR v Newcastle Loftus Road Stadium
15:00 Sunderland v Leicester Stadium of Light
15:00 Spurs v Hull White Hart Lane
15:00 West Ham v Everton Boleyn Ground
17:30 Liverpool v Crystal Palace Anfield

Sunday 17 May 2015
13:30 Swansea v Man City Liberty Stadium
16:00 Man Utd v Arsenal Old Trafford

Monday 18 May 2015
20:00 West Brom v Chelsea The Hawthorns

Wednesday 20 May 2015
19:45 Arsenal v Sunderland Emirates Stadium

Villa fucking GIFT 3 goals to Mane. Will cost me the fantasy league against my rival. Cnuts!

[Clowncrete]

4-0 This is comedy!

[CTID Hants]

That's got to be the quickest hatric ever, 13th,14th&16th minutes!

[Clowncrete]

Brilliant goal from Long.

[JamieMCFC]

5-0 and Villa fans are leaving

[Slim]

Things you can do in 2m56s.

-Have a piss
-Make a cuppa
-Brush your teeth
-Check the postbox
-Score a Premier League hatrick.

[Slim]

4m23s was the previous record by Robbie Fowler BTW.

[freshie]

Unbelievable! At 0-0 Benteke had a good chance which he took with the wrong foot and then minutes later Southampton were 3-0 up. Villa's defence is non-existent

[Clowncrete]

They are still shambolic at the back. It could easily be 7-1 by now.

[Bleed_Blue]

They are still shambolic at the back. It could easily be 7-1 by now.

How utter shite has Given become !!

I have started watching from half time, did Villa changed team shirts to white after half time ?

[freshie]

No

[Dameerto]

Just put the least fifteen minutes on to catch up on the score - looks like I missed a goal fest.

[Wooders]

Just put the least fifteen minutes on to catch up on the score - looks like I missed a goal fest.

Just flicked it on as well - we've missed the fastest hat trick in PL history apparently

[Slim]

Mane's hatrick.
Shay Given exposed by horrible defending and a lucky ricochet.
Shay Given exposed by horrible defending and tried to clear with his feet instead of smothering the ball.
Shay Given exposed by horrible defending and beaten by a very good shot.

There's a theme here.

[Dameerto]

I'm not sure which relegation dog fight to watch - QPR v Newcastle or Sunderland v Leicester. Although considering QPR are already relegated there's a lot more riding on the other fixture, so I think I just made my mind up.

[Dameerto]

Cracking match as Sunderland so far - end to end stuff.

[phips]

i don't know how Danny Rose thought that coloring his hair was a good idea/look.

[Dameerto]

Newcastle take the lead at QPR. Route one ball (but a nice finish).

[freshie]

Dull games this afternoon

[freshie]

1-0 spuds. Chadli