Things you don't understand about football

[ayrshireblue]

Better a has been than a never was.

Back on topic:

Tom Cleverley getting yet another call up to the England squad, it gets more confusing...he's in to replace Ryan Mason....WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? Bet Lee Cattermole and Charlie fucking Adam are sat by their phones waiting for Woy to call.

We have more chance of winning something on the lottery when we didn't even buy a ticket than we do with that fucktard Hodgson in charge.

Since Charlie Adam has 25 Scotland caps I don't think he gives a shit about an England call up.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Cleverley really is a typical Woy Hodgson type of player.

He's a world class ball-playing midfield maestro of the first order and his abundantly silky, breathtaking and natural skills will fully and seamlessly complement all the other gifted stylists currently blossoming in the England side.

He's the perfect 'fit' for the imaginatively creative, 'total football' style of play that we now exhibit and effortlessly perform under the shrewd, principled and perceptive stewardship of Woy boy.

We're on the brink of conquering the world and the Irish team tomorrow should be living in trepidation at the thought of what they will have to face.

[Ted Hughes]

Cleverley really is a typical Woy Hodgson type of player.

He's a world class ball-playing midfield maestro of the first order and his abundantly silky, breathtaking and natural skills will fully and seamlessly complement all the other gifted stylists currently blossoming in the England side.

He's the perfect 'fit' for the imaginatively creative, 'total football' style of play that we now exhibit and effortlessly perform under the shrewd, principled and perceptive stewardship of Woy boy.

We're on the brink of conquering the world and the Irish team tomorrow should be living in trepidation at the thought of what they will have to face.

Count me in bro..

[iwasthere2012]

Cleverley really is a typical Woy Hodgson type of player.

He's a world class ball-playing midfield maestro of the first order and his abundantly silky, breathtaking and natural skills will fully and seamlessly complement all the other gifted stylists currently blossoming in the England side.

He's the perfect 'fit' for the imaginatively creative, 'total football' style of play that we now exhibit and effortlessly perform under the shrewd, principled and perceptive stewardship of Woy boy.

We're on the brink of conquering the world and the Irish team tomorrow should be living in trepidation at the thought of what they will have to face.

Count me in bro..

Not sure I even want to watch. That's how much it scares me.

[I Just Blue Myself]

Better a has been than a never was.

Back on topic:

Tom Cleverley getting yet another call up to the England squad, it gets more confusing...he's in to replace Ryan Mason....WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? Bet Lee Cattermole and Charlie fucking Adam are sat by their phones waiting for Woy to call.

We have more chance of winning something on the lottery when we didn't even buy a ticket than we do with that fucktard Hodgson in charge.

Since Charlie Adam has 25 Scotland caps I don't think he gives a shit about an England call up.

I think Slim is finished at the top level. Admittedly, he set the bar high at his peak, but this current run is pitiful. He's having a mare the last few weeks!

[Original Dub]

Better a has been than a never was.

Back on topic:

Tom Cleverley getting yet another call up to the England squad, it gets more confusing...he's in to replace Ryan Mason....WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? Bet Lee Cattermole and Charlie fucking Adam are sat by their phones waiting for Woy to call.

We have more chance of winning something on the lottery when we didn't even buy a ticket than we do with that fucktard Hodgson in charge.

Since Charlie Adam has 25 Scotland caps I don't think he gives a shit about an England call up.

I think Slim is finished at the top level. Admittedly, he set the bar high at his peak, but this current run is pitiful. He's having a mare the last few weeks!

It has to be alcohol related

[Nigels Tackle]

Better a has been than a never was.

Back on topic:

Tom Cleverley getting yet another call up to the England squad, it gets more confusing...he's in to replace Ryan Mason....WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? Bet Lee Cattermole and Charlie fucking Adam are sat by their phones waiting for Woy to call.

We have more chance of winning something on the lottery when we didn't even buy a ticket than we do with that fucktard Hodgson in charge.

Since Charlie Adam has 25 Scotland caps I don't think he gives a shit about an England call up.

I think Slim is finished at the top level. Admittedly, he set the bar high at his peak, but this current run is pitiful. He's having a mare the last few weeks!

It has to be alcohol related

strong rumours on twitter that he's developed a ketamine habit...

[Tokyo Blue]

City player scores a hat-trick and they show a pic of the mune.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33039786

No agenda at all. Not a fucking sausage.

[I Just Blue Myself]

City player scores a hat-trick and they show a pic of the mune.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33039786

No agenda at all. Not a fucking sausage.

Nah, I'm sure it's because he's more photogenic, is all.

[Dameerto]

They didn't have a picture of the cup they're warming up to try and win - so they had to use Di Maria instead.