The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[london blue 2]

Media are desperate for those cunts to start contending again. Makes me sick.

[Tony P]

Hang on. I thought Memphis bell was the reincarnation pf Best, Cantona, Beckham and CR7?

[carl_feedthegoat]

Carl, you forgot the space between the 113th and 114th SNUBs. You ruined it man

My apologies AD , In my defence , I was too busy pissing myself laughing to continue.

[carl_feedthegoat]

"You have to ask Pedro, not me," Van Gaal insisted when asked about the deal. "My answer is it’s a process - a club, a player and we are there also. I don’t mention anything to you until he has signed. Then I come to you and say ‘Pedro is here’. But it’s still not the case and we shall wait and see."

When asked if Pedro was the kind of fast, direct striker United are looking for, Van Gaal replied: "Pedro is a player like that, so write it!"



Fucking SNUBBBBBBBBBED.

[AG7]

talkSport has been making fun of this all day ... here's the collection all in one place what they (and some of their presenters) have been re-tweeting today ... (link in the tweet)

[phips]

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

[Pretty Boy Lee]

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

Whose side are you on?

Do you not remember the snub count on here a while back? We here about it on every player whether it's genuine of not, let us finally enjoy a serve of it on the other side and laugh along will ya

[john@staustell]

[Mase]

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

You don't do yourself any favours mate..

[lets all have a disco]

Let's get our business wrapped up first.

[I Just Blue Myself]

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

You don't do yourself any favours mate..

I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.

[Original Dub]

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

You don't do yourself any favours mate..

I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.

It's impressive how long he's lasted on here when he in no way follows city.

What a cunt this guy is

[john@staustell]

Let's get our business wrapped up first.

Half way there. Scum 'dropped their interest' a couple of weeks ago when it was clear City had it in the bag.

[AG7]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... a gift that keeps on giving ...

And before he deletes it ... here's the text:

@ManUnitedRed1: We Have Players Like Otamendi Forcing A Move To Us, Man City Have Players Like Delph Rejecting Them. The Difference #MUFC

[CTID Hants]

Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html

[Slim]

PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html

I like the description of Otamendi as a 'former target'. Maybe at the end of the season they could have 'Former Players vs. Former Targets', that should be a sell out.

[Dameerto]

PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.

Bravo sir, take a bow.

[AG7]

Betfred ... they have just slashed odds on Charlie Austin joining them from QPR from 25/1 to 12/1.
ROFL ... please please please let this one happen ... from Muller to Charlie will be some story!

[patrickblue]

I've been accused of hating the scum more than I love City in the past. While this is not true, it is close.
I love any shit that befalls their horrible excuse for a football club, and this is just delightful.