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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby City64 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:31 pm

blues2win wrote:Klaus Aloffs says Wolfsburg have reached an agreement with City to sell de Bruyne and it will be finalised tonight or tomorrow morning.

Klaus Aloffs can fuck off ! He has absolutely milked the limelight in this snoozefest of a tranfsfer saga , probably him leaking shit out to the german media aswell all summer long . Our guys need a fucking medal dealing with this cunt staying classy and cool as always . There will still be another "twist" over the weekend and the deal will finally go through 5 minutes before deadline ..........

Prize cunt THE END !
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby blues2win » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:32 pm

Aloffs very explicit 'de Bruyne is off to Manchester City'
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:14 pm

They're 1-0 up against Schalke at the moment and KDB is definitely not playing...........







Is he there yet?
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Saul Goodman » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:18 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:They're 1-0 up against Schalke at the moment and KDB is definitely not playing...........







Is he there yet?

No, hes sat up in the stands
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:39 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:Is he there yet?

We should ask Klaus Allofs.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:53 pm

klaus it's 'all off' is now klaus it's 'all on'
what a fucking media whoaring cunt.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby harveytravis » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 pm

When's the LAST time we tried to sign a redhead?


Was it Keith MacRae?


Was that a resounding success!?!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Slim » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:22 pm

Allofs said: "We will complete everything either tonight (Friday) or tomorrow (Saturday). De Bruyne is off to Manchester City"
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:33 pm

Slim wrote:Allofs said: "We will complete everything either tonight (Friday) or tomorrow (Saturday). De Bruyne is off to Manchester City"


Finally......kind of.
Anyway Schalke weren't great but Wolfsburg ran out 3-0 winners without Perisic or The Ginja Ninja. That's a 24 match home unbeaten run. United still won't have it easy.
KDB having photos taken with fans in the stand all very amicably. Didn't look in any hurry out.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Bluedj » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:48 pm

harveytravis wrote:When's the LAST time we tried to sign a redhead?


Was it Keith MacRae?


Was that a resounding success!?!


He was a f@cking Jock..........&..........NO comparison to KDB in terms of quality!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby harveytravis » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:12 pm

Bluedj wrote:
harveytravis wrote:When's the LAST time we tried to sign a redhead?


Was it Keith MacRae?


Was that a resounding success!?!


He was a f@cking Jock..........&..........NO comparison to KDB in term of quality!



I know he was a "Jock"

This was a Joke...

You didn't answer the question.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:21 pm

harveytravis wrote:When's the LAST time we had a redhead?


!


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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Bluedj » Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:35 pm

F@@k me, now your jingling my memory strands... Ginger Keith Mac Rae was our goalkeeping savoir. I'm sure he joined us in 73 or there abouts
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:40 pm

harveytravis wrote:When's the LAST time we tried to sign a redhead?
Was it Keith MacRae?
Was that a resounding success!?!

...Successful for special occasions!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby bigblue » Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:59 am

WhyAlwaysMe? wrote:
harveytravis wrote:When's the LAST time we tried to sign a redhead?
Was it Keith MacRae?
Was that a resounding success!?!

...Successful for special occasions!
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If KDB turn into half the player that Mario could have been... we'll not have done too bad.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Slim » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:19 am

Slim Sports understands he'll be paraded out after the game as to not distract from the historic 10th win....which we will now cock up.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby City64 » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:13 am

https://twitter.com/HLNinEngeland

£54 million ? KDB flying to Manchester today ?
Not really here

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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:26 am

Right, that's it. The chairs are out and staying out, and that goes for the carpet as well,; fuck the rain!
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby City64 » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:56 am

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN

Kevin de Bruyne is at the airport now boys and girls !
Not really here

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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:58 am

City64 wrote:https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN

Kevin de Bruyne is at the airport now boys and girls !

Taxi's booked with a selection of Gregg's best being delivered as we speak ;-)
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

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